Gongsun Tudou picked his ears. He was old, his eyesight was not good, and his hearing was not good either!

He was already a little hard of hearing, and at this moment he felt that his condition had worsened.

No matter what, he did not suspect the emperor.

The civil and military officials were all confused. What did they hear?

The emperor actually asked Gongsun Tudou, who was over 50 years old, to hurry up and have a baby?

Everyone picked their ears together, and some even took the courage to take a few steps forward, wanting to hear clearly what the emperor said.

Xiang Hua was also confused. How could the emperor speak without thinking at all?

You are so old, and yet you still say such ridiculous things!

[Xiaogua, let me ask you, can people in their 50s still have children? ]

System: [Are you talking about a man or a woman? ]

【Men, like the old prime minister, Gongsun Tudou. 】

[If you are a man and you have good physical fitness, you should be able to do it! ]

The system's answer was so decisive that Xiang Hua was surprised!

She didn't expect that in this dynasty, men's youth could last so long!

You know, the average life expectancy here is only over 50 years old!

Seeing that Gongsun Tudou didn't say anything, the emperor repeated, "Gongsun Tudou, did you hear me? Your mission this year is to give birth to a child! No, two! No, three is even better!"

After Gongsun Tudou cleaned his ears, he finally heard clearly what the emperor said.

It turned out that he had heard it right. The emperor really asked him to have sons, and not just one or two, but three!

Having three babies in a year, what's the difference between this and killing him!

"Um... Your Majesty, is it possible that I am already over 50 years old? Is it possible that I can no longer have children?"

Gongsun Tudou had a bitter look on his face. He didn't expect that he would get into such trouble just before his retirement.

His first half of life was smooth sailing, but when he was about to enter the coffin, he had to bear the heavy responsibility of having a child.

He racked his brains but couldn't figure out why having a child had become the biggest difficulty in his life.

"Oh!" The emperor hesitated for only a second. "Aren't you the same age as Ximen Huanggua? Didn't Ximen Huanggua give birth to a son last month? She can do it, so why can't you?"

Gongsun Tudou trembled all over and almost fell down.

No, what does the emperor mean? Isn't this clearly saying that he is not capable? !

The emperor is really going too far! Doesn't he have any dignity?

Hahahaha, when the civil and military officials heard the emperor comparing the old prime minister and Ximen Huanggua, they couldn't help but laugh out loud.

You know, these two have always been at odds with each other since they were young!

It can even be said that they are mortal enemies, each other's mortal enemies!

They live across from each other and are usually either quarreling or on their way to quarreling.

The two of them have been arguing since they were little kids wearing open-crotch pants, and now they are old and are still arguing.

Gongsun Tudou once thought that by becoming a high-ranking official, he could stay away from that shameless person.

But unexpectedly, Ximen Huanggua also passed the imperial examination and became an official.

The two quarreled every day in the court, until Ximen Huanggua retired a year ago, and Gongsun Tudou lived a quiet life.

But now, the emperor insisted on bringing up things that were not related to the topic. Why did he have to compare him with Ximen Huanggua?

Gongsun Tudou was filled with righteous indignation, but when faced with the emperor's inquiring eyes, he still backed down.

"Reply...Reply to Your Majesty, Ximen Huanggua...is indeed quite fertile!"

The old prime minister almost gnashed his teeth and cursed Ximen Huanggua's entire family in his heart!

You old immortal, you are so capable and so powerful!

What else can you do besides giving birth to babies? The only thing you can do is better than me in giving birth to babies!

"I heard that he had three sons in one year. You should learn from him."

The emperor paused, then continued: "My dear ministers, you should all learn from him. Let's have children together. The future of the Great Gua Kingdom depends on you!"

"I have already sent someone to invite Ximen Huanggua. It would be better to do it today than today. Let him pass on his experience to everyone today."

After the emperor finished speaking, two soldiers rode on their horses to invite Ximen Huanggua.

Xiang Hua covered her mouth in surprise and didn't close it for a long time.

The plot seems to be developing in an inexplicable direction!

Her original intention was just to ask the emperor to encourage everyone to have children, but she didn't expect the emperor to learn from her experience and apply it to other situations.

He encouraged people everywhere and made having children a KPI for all civil and military officials.

That would be fine, but now a 50-year-old man is required to give birth to three babies a year!

Now, we even have to invite Simon Huanggua to share with everyone the secret of having a son!

Still in this Golden Palace!

[Xiaogua, do you think the emperor is mentally ill? ]

The system chuckled: [Don’t you always call him a psychopath? He must be mentally ill! ]

Xiang Hua got angry when she heard this: [Nonsense, when did I ever call the emperor a psychopath? I... usually just call him a dog emperor!]

Everyone pricked up their ears. Wow, are there new melons?

Xiang Hua was cursing again, and this time she was cursing the emperor again.

The emperor also pricked up his ears. What was going on?

Xianghua, I am not saying anything to you, but what do you do all day? Can't you sleep without scolding me?

Everyone was waiting to see the show, and the emperor once again clenched his fists in his dragon robe!

Damn it, I must find an opportunity to get back that golden medal of immunity from death!

Otherwise, life would be too frustrating!

The lazy and charming voice of the female boss once again reached everyone's ears at this moment.

System: [So, you are right to call him a dog emperor? ]

Xiang Hua played with her bangs: [Listen to my excuses, oh no, bah, listen to my explanation! ]

System: [Please start your performance! ]

Xiang Hua: [First of all, dogs are smart, loyal, and kind little animals. Secondly, they are loved by everyone and flowers bloom when they see them! So, when I say "dog emperor", I am actually praising him! Praising him for being smart, kind, and lovable! Well, that's it! ]

System: [You are awesome, okay?]

All the civil and military officials silently gave thumbs up. Lord Xiao Xiang was really good at talking!

She can even turn black into white, worship the great god!

"Report, Ximen Huanggua is here!" A loud shout interrupted everyone's deep and endless worship of Xiang Hua Nong, like a surging river.

Xiang Hua stretched her head and saw a short and fat old man walking in breathlessly.

The most eye-catching thing is his big belly and his bald head.

Xiang Hua curled her lips. The old man was so fat, with so many wrinkles on his face, and he took two steps and three steps to breathe.

With his physical condition, he can have children? And he has three children in one year? This is too incredible!

When the emperor saw Ximen Huanggua, he waved enthusiastically.

"Lord Ximen, please tell us how you managed to have three children in one year, especially how to have a son. Please share any secrets you have, and don't keep them secret!"

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