All Court Officials Hear My Thoughts, The Emperor Begs Me for Gossip

Xiang Hua transmigrated and also bound to a gossip system. After the Emperor heard her inner thoughts, he specially granted her an official position and brought her to court just to get first-hand ...

Chapter 111: My Wife Cheated on Me

All the civil and military officials looked at Xiang Hua in unison and said, "Tell us quickly, we want to know too."

Who on earth could have an affair with Ximen Huanggua's 35 wives right under his nose?

And it lasted for many years.

The emperor no longer needs to prick up his ears to hear Xiang Hua's voice.

He was ruthless and if anyone dared to cheat on him, he would kill all nine generations of her family without mercy!

No, it would be unsatisfactory if we don't kill all eighteen clans.

At this moment, the emperor clenched his fists again, wondering who on earth dared to cuckold Ximen Huanggua so much.

Xiang Hua, please tell me quickly, don’t force me to kneel down and beg you!

The system finally spoke slowly: [The objects of his wives' cheating are really varied. Some fell in love with the family's book boy, some fell in love with the family's groom, and some fell in love with the cook who cooked for her every day. Some fell in love with Ximen Huanggua's younger brother, and some got together with the family's doctor...]

The system talked a lot and became so thirsty that its mouth became dry.

All the civil and military officials listened with a groan of admiration. They didn't know what else they could do except sympathize.

I grassed the flowers, and I grassed them 35 times.

After I finished, she also started to be shocked: [Xiaogua, according to what you said, the objects of Ximen Huanggua’s wives’ cheating are all their own family members and his relatives. ]

There were so many people, such as younger brother, uncle, second brother, and eldest brother, that Xiang Hua could no longer remember them all.

In the court, only Ximen Huanggua remembered clearly, as he was a complete mess when it came to calculating accounts.

But at this moment, he clearly remembered every person his wife had cheated with, and they matched one by one, without any mistakes.

After his anger, his mood suddenly returned to calm.

This little old man, half of his body turned to dust, has already started his revenge plan in his mind.

He will never forget anyone who bullied him, even if it’s ten or eighty years later.

Judging from the fact that he and Gongsun Tudou had been fighting and quarreling together all their lives, we can know that he is a person who hates evil and will never let go of any grudge.

He is the same kind of person as the emperor!

The system answered Xiang Hua's question with a smile: [Yes, that's right! As the saying goes, it's hard to guard against thieves in your own home! As the saying goes, those who live near water get the moon first, and ducks know when the river water warms in spring. ]

Xiang Hua nodded: [That makes sense, otherwise Ximen Huanggua wouldn't have not noticed it for so many years. These men are with him every day, so they have plenty of opportunities to get close to his wives. Alas... How come he didn't notice any of them in all these years? ]

System: [Because his wives are all experts in controlling their husbands! ]

Xiang Hua: [A good husband-controller? Why haven’t I heard of this term before? ]

System: [You are a little girl, of course you don’t know! A good husband is a good coaxer. His wives coax him around and praise Ximen Huanggua to the sky every day, making him think that all women in the world love him unconditionally.]

[Moreover, his wives will cover for each other, good sisters help each other! They put a woman's hat on Ximen Huanggua purely because he is not good at sex and can't satisfy them. ]

Xiang Hua was so frightened that the melon seeds in her hand fell to the ground.

[Ah...how bad is this? ]

System: [Very bad! ]

Civil and military officials: "..."

System, please tell me more about it. How is it? Is there anything that we, the honorable ministers in the court, cannot listen to?

emperor:"……"

So he doesn't know any tricks at all? Every time he starts... that!

No one knew the specific details, and the system seemed to be limited by some kind of restrictions and did not go into detail.

For a moment, everyone could only stare at Ximen Huanggua with inquiry and curiosity.

When Ximen Huanggua saw these people, the sympathy in his eyes was gone, and now there was only curiosity.

He lowered his head and reflected on himself seriously. I examine myself three times a day. I am right, I am not wrong, there is nothing wrong with me!

But the system only gives two words to describe the price: very bad!

Ximen Huanggua was on the verge of collapse.

And the system continues to add fuel to the fire.

[Didn't I just say that Ximen Huanggua has three wives who are cheating on him? Host, do you want to go and see? ]

Xiang Hua had just focused on the word "very bad", but now that she came to her senses, she remembered this matter.

[Yes, yes, yes, of course! If you are not active in eating melons, there is something wrong with your thinking! ]

Civil and military officials also responded one after another, rubbing their hands and ready to go. Let’s go, let’s go to the scene to enjoy the show!

The emperor had put away his little notebook and quietly took out the fake beard from his sleeve.

As long as Xiang Hua walks out of the Golden Palace, he can disguise himself.

Disguise was a piece of cake for him and it didn't take an hour or even half an hour to do.

He only needs to say ten numbers and he can go from being an emperor to a passerby.

Everything is so so easy!

Xiang Hua carefully put the uneaten melon seeds in her hand back into her pocket.

She wiped her hands and was about to leave when she suddenly remembered something.

[By the way, Xiaogua, are those secrets to having a son that Ximen Huanggua just mentioned useless? ]

The system rolled its eyes silently: [Of course it's useless. His wife cheated on him and his sons are all born to other people. He is telling his secrets to ghosts. Only a fool would believe it.]

Xiang Hua smiled and said, "I told you that having a son or a daughter is a probability event. There is no secret or trick to it."

All the civil and military officials and the emperor looked at the notes they had just taken at the same time.

Damn it, isn't this a waste of time and feelings?

Wasting people's time is equivalent to stealing money and killing people.

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