Xiang Hua transmigrated and also bound to a gossip system. After the Emperor heard her inner thoughts, he specially granted her an official position and brought her to court just to get first-hand ...
Everyone shouted "Fuck you" three times in unison, and the emperor endured it for a long time before he burst out.
As smart as he was, he had already started to change his clothes quietly under the dragon table.
There are three live shows this time, so he has to hurry up and not waste a moment.
Eunuch Liu standing by soon noticed the emperor's abnormality. He also took out tools from his sleeves and began to disguise himself.
While Eunuch Liu was acting secretly, he was fantasizing in his heart.
The emperor really loves him and always takes him with him when he goes out to eat melons.
This time, she did not hide the fact that she had disguised herself in advance, which must have been to let him prepare in advance.
Eunuch Liu's mouth was almost split to the sky.
The civil and military officials did not see the emperor's behavior under the dragon table, but they saw Eunuch Liu taking action.
Every time the melons are eaten, there is the emperor and eunuch Liu.
Eunuch Liu has already taken action, which means that the emperor is almost ready.
The emperor is so enthusiastic about eating melons, they can't fall behind.
Everyone started to take action, some putting on hats, some putting on beards, and some changing clothes.
Even Xiang, who usually doesn't like to watch melons, is now seriously sticking a beard on himself.
Before, I was always busy worrying about my daughter's life or death and writing a suicide note.
Things are different now. His daughter has a golden ticket to immunity from death, so he doesn’t need to worry too much.
Of course he also wants to join in this great entertainment game of the Big Melon Country. Today he also wants to eat melons, eat the biggest melons, and eat to his heart's content!
In the court, everything was proceeding quietly and orderly.
Ximen Huanggua watched all this happen right before his eyes, but he could do nothing about it.
Even if he had a hundred thousand guts, he wouldn't dare to stop the emperor from going to his house to eat melons.
At the same time, Xiang Hua was faced with three big melons, but she could only choose one to eat, and her face was filled with worry for a moment.
[Xiaogua, what I'm saying is, do we have to choose one out of three for this kind of good thing? Is there no way to have all three? ]
How can she choose one from three? Only children do multiple-choice questions, but adults want them all.
The system was puzzled for only a second before it came up with a solution.
[Host, I got it! I've chosen the best route for you. When you enter Ximen Huanggua's house, go to the woodshed first, then to the kitchen, and finally to the back of the rockery. This way, you can eat all three melons. But there is a problem.]
Xiang Hua was about to clap her hands and cheer when she heard a question, so she tilted her head and asked.
[Any other questions? Please tell me! ]
System: [I just don’t know which of the three men is faster or slower! Do you understand? ]
Xiang Hua nodded silently. She didn't want to understand, but she understood it in seconds.
Damn her clever little brain.
The fastest man will finish first, and when it’s over you won’t be able to see it anymore.
Xiang Hua couldn't help but pray for these three men in her heart, praying that they would last longer and longer.
Civil and military officials prayed in their hearts while changing their clothes.
The Emperor and Eunuch Liu have already changed their clothes and are waiting to set off.
In the court, only Ximen Huanggua was secretly cursing the three men in his heart. He wished that the three men would end the fight in one second.
He has already been thrown into the Golden Palace today, and he doesn't want the whole city to know about it tomorrow.
Although his wives have all cheated on him, he still has three biological daughters. He has to live on with strength and let his three daughters take care of him in his old age.
After working hard all her life, she gave birth to a bunch of sons, but none of them was her own.
The three little girls whom he once looked down upon have now become his only thoughts in this world.
Life is so ironic and ridiculous.
While Ximen Huanggua was still thinking about how to deal with the situation, his wife and sons at home had already rushed out to Xiang Hua.
Others who eat melons and hide in the dark have to disguise themselves in advance, such as the emperor and eunuch Liu, and all the civil and military officials.
She was the only one who was frank and straightforward. She said she would go to eat melons immediately without any disguise or delay.
After Xiang Hua rushed out, the emperor followed quickly, even leaving an afterimage.
Eunuch Liu ran after him, and the civil and military officials were not willing to be left behind and quickly caught up.
Ximen Huanggua In just the blink of an eye, there was no one in the Golden Palace!
He shook his head helplessly, the world was treating him unfairly.
It’s fine that his wife cheated on him, and it’s fine that his son is not his biological son, but why are these people now rushing to his house to eat the melons in person?
How can they be so shameless? Don’t they have any shame?
After Ximen Huanggua muttered to himself for a while, he also started running behind.
But he didn't go there to eat melons, but to catch someone committing adultery.
Since those three men were not letting him have an easy life, he would never let them go.
So today, let’s fight to the death.
Ximen Huanggua touched the dagger at his waist and said, "Just wait, bitch!"
The palace maids saw this grand scene again.
Xiang Hua was running in front, followed closely by the Emperor and Eunuch Liu, and followed by civil and military officials.
The two palace maids who were sweeping the floor slowed down their brooms and smiled at each other.
The emperor and the civil and military officials couldn't fool them with their disguises.
It's not that they have a keen eye, it's just that they always disguise themselves in the same way.
They are all tired of seeing it!
The guards on the side looked at everyone with envy, thinking that the emperor was so kind.
He would often take civil and military officials out for a morning run. There were not many wise rulers who cared about the physical health of their officials!
Under the gaze of everyone in the palace, Xiang Hua led everyone and soon arrived at the door of Ximen Huanggua's house.
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