All Court Officials Hear My Thoughts, The Emperor Begs Me for Gossip

Xiang Hua transmigrated and also bound to a gossip system. After the Emperor heard her inner thoughts, he specially granted her an official position and brought her to court just to get first-hand ...

Chapter 113: Do Not Look at the Scene

The woodshed of Ximen Huanggua's house was not big. Xiang Hua quietly approached it, and through the half-open door it was easy to see the two people in the house.

Through the crack in the door, all I could see was a patch of white, intertwined with the bronze skin.

The lady's voice sounded very young, and the man was not very old either, his voice even sounded a little childish.

"Ma'am, are you satisfied?"

"Satisfied, good, keep going!"

Xiang Hua outside the door didn't dare to make a sound, as the civil and military officials and the emperor were lurking around.

The small woodshed was completely surrounded by people.

At this time, the system considerately took on the role of narrator.

[Host, did you see that guy? He is the son of the groom, the little groom. His father was having an affair with Ximen Huanggua's Sixth Wife, so he is having an affair with this Thirty-Sixth Wife.]

Xiang Hua's mouth turned into an O: [These father and son have similar tastes. They both covet Ximen Huanggua's wife! ]

The system chuckled: [Of course someone else’s wife is the best! ]

Xiang Hua rolled her eyes. This system is not serious!

The noise in the house continued, and seemed to be getting louder.

Xiang Hua covered her ears and said, "Don't listen to anything inappropriate. Don't listen to anything inappropriate!"

System: [Host, you just saw it, what's the point of covering your ears now! You are no longer clean! ]

[You are talking nonsense. Your dishonest system has led a little girl like me astray! ]

The system was speechless: [You came here to eat melons on your own initiative. It has nothing to do with me. Don't slander me! ]

The two were quarreling quietly outside, but the two inside the house were shouting loudly, looking very happy.

Suddenly, with a clang, the door of the woodshed was kicked open.

Ximen Huanggua yelled angrily, "Bitch, I'm going to chop you up!"

He waved the knife in his hand and rushed towards the stable boy.

The man kicked his knife away easily.

A man and a woman quickly put on their clothes.

The woman's eyes were filled with tears, and she looked pitiful. "Master, please listen to my explanation!"

"Okay, you say!" Ximen Huanggua looked at her coldly.

"Things are not what you think. He seduced me." The woman immediately put all the blame on the groom.

"That's right, I seduced her, the lady is innocent!" The groom was strong but his brain was not very good, and he took all the responsibility on himself at once.

"Come here, give the groom two hundred strokes of the cane, and as for the lady, take a pen and write a letter of divorce!"

Ximen Huanggua is efficient in his work, except that he writes slowly.

He pondered for a long time before starting to write a letter of divorce.

Xiang Hua didn't want to miss the excitement here, but also wanted to go to the kitchen quickly to eat melon and watch the show, so she urged him.

"Master Ximen, in the divorce letter, just write that you divorced her. Everyone will understand. There's no need to think too much."

As she spoke, she patted Ximen Huanggua's shoulder with concern.

Ximen Huanggua's face turned greener and greener, and his writing speed really became faster.

After finishing this side and eating a whole melon, Xiang Hua quickly ran towards the kitchen.

The person having an affair in the kitchen was Ximen Huanggua's 37th concubine, and the one having an affair with her was the cook's son, the little cook.

This time Xiang Hua did not look inside, but pushed Ximen Huanggua beside her.

Let him handle his own household affairs.

Ximen Huanggua walked to the door, shouted loudly, and kicked the door open again.

He stood there angrily, and Hua handed him a knife at the right time.

Ximen Huanggua took a look and saw that it was the one that had just kicked him away.

He got the knife and spoke in a tougher tone, "Adulterer and whore, I'll chop you to death!"

Xiang Hua clenched her fists and cheered on the sidelines.

The emperor and all the civil and military officials hiding in the dark were also cheering for Ximen Huanggua in their hearts.

What happened next was pretty much the same as before.

Mrs. Thirty-Seven cried and accused the young chef of seducing her.

The young chef stepped forward and took all the blame.

Ximen Huanggua beats men and divorces women.

With the previous experience, he wrote the divorce letter much faster this time.

After finishing here, they went to the garden again.

The scene in the garden is even more exciting than before.

Madame 38 is hanging out with the housekeeper's son.

In the pavilion next to them, Ximen Huanggua's thirty-five wives were gathered together to complain about him.

Some people say he is small, some say he is ugly, some say he has bad breath, body odor, smelly farts, doesn't brush his teeth, is stingy and has no romance.

A group of women spoke ill of Ximen Huanggua. Even the usually hard-hearted emperor felt sorry for Ximen Huanggua after hearing them.

Xiang Hua was eating the melon and became angry as she ate. These women were going too far.

It’s fine that he cheated on her, but now they are collectively launching a personal attack on Ximen Huanggua.

And seeing how happily they talked, it seemed like they talked a lot.

Ximen Huanggua was so angry that his nose was crooked. There was no door in the rockery for him to kick.

He simply picked up a big rock and threw it at the two people who were having sex on the ground.

The two men spotted him and quickly put on their clothes.

Everything is the same as before, the woman cries and tries to shirk responsibility, and the man stands up and takes all responsibility.

Xiang Hua stood by and watched all this, she was a little dazed.

If they weren't in a different place and with different people, she would have thought she was still in the woodshed.

The plot is like an assembly line, nothing new.

Eating melons is quite satisfying, but after eating three melons of similar size a day, she still feels a little full.

I'm a bit bored and want to go home and lie down.

"Come here, you come here too!" At this moment, Ximen Huanggua suddenly shouted loudly to all his wives.

36 women stood in a circle.

Mrs. Thirty-Eight was crying. The master had just caught her cheating on him, and her life was destined to be difficult.

The others were waving palm-leaf fans, and they were also cuckolding their master, but he didn't notice.

There is no such thing as rounding off.

They were just saying bad things about the master. He was so far away that he probably didn't hear them. Even if he heard them, it wouldn't be a big deal.

Ximen Huanggua skillfully took out paper and pen and quickly began to write the divorce letter.

There were not many servants in his house. At this moment, four of them were beating the young groom and four were whipping the young cook.

The manpower here seemed to be insufficient, and at the critical moment, the emperor and eunuch Liu took the initiative to step forward.

It just so happens that their disguise is that of servants, so it doesn't seem out of place.

The emperor took a whip and beat the housekeeper's son hard.

He beat and scolded people at the same time, with great dedication and hard work.

Civil and military officials hid behind the rockery and watched with great interest.

Come on, Your Majesty! Come on, Your Majesty, beat that adulterer to death!

While writing the divorce letter, Ximen Huanggua glanced at the emperor and said, "This servant is not bad, he will give him a raise later."

Ximen Huanggua wrote the divorce letter and handed it to Madam Sanshiba, but he did not put down his pen and continued writing.

I leaned over to take a look at the flower...