Xiang Hua transmigrated and also bound to a gossip system. After the Emperor heard her inner thoughts, he specially granted her an official position and brought her to court just to get first-hand ...
Several people in the imperial kitchen looked at each other in surprise. The emperor actually knew about their niche hobby!
Now you let them perform in public?
Several people hesitated and didn't move for a long time.
After the emperor finished eating the duck blood, he picked up a piece of tofu and ate it until his mouth was full of oil.
The queen kicked him, and the emperor put down his chopsticks and asked unhappily, "What are you doing?"
The Queen pointed at the few people who were still standing there in a daze, "I feel like they don't seem to be very willing to perform."
The leader scratched his head in embarrassment, "Your Majesty, Queen, it's not that we don't want to perform, we are... a bunch of grown men, how can we sing or dance!"
The queen didn't like what she heard. She said, "A bunch of grown men can't sing and dance." After all, singing and dancing should be women's job.
The queen, who had just danced with her concubines, felt offended.
Gua Fei also had a gloomy face, and even Xiang Hua's expression looked unhappy.
The queen was the first to rant: "If you don't want to dance or sing, you can just say so. What do you mean by men and women? Do you look down on women, or do you look down on women who sing and dance?"
The concubine's temper exploded at any moment, "You better explain yourself clearly, or I will scratch you to death!"
As she spoke, she put down the bowl and stretched out her hands, her nails were terribly long.
Xiang Hua threw a peanut high in the air, then raised her head to catch it steadily, and asked provocatively: "Men are so precious that they can't dance or sing?"
When Shang Zhitou saw that her three sisters had taken action, she thought she should do something too.
Although she is not the kind of person who is arrogant and domineering, the four sisters insist on keeping everything neat and tidy.
We can drink and play mahjong in an orderly manner, and we can also eat hotpot and curse!
So, she swallowed a mouthful of bamboo shoots, wiped the corners of her mouth, and said elegantly: "That's right, you must tell the truth today, otherwise the four of us sisters will not let you go."
The four sisters worked together and were able to cut through metal like a knife. The man was frightened so much that he fell to his knees with a thud.
He didn't understand what he had said to make the three ladies and one Xianghua look at him with such favor.
The group of men around were also confused.
Aren't women usually the ones who sing and dance? Why did these four women get so angry over just this one sentence?
Men and women are relatively equal in Dagua Kingdom, otherwise Xiang Hua would not be able to serve as an official in the court, and the Queen would not dare to yell at the Emperor on a daily basis.
Of course, it is another matter that the queen is rich and supports the emperor, a gigolo.
They didn't know and just thought that the four of them were feminist fighters who wouldn't tolerate anyone saying anything bad about women.
But this is not difficult to understand. As men, they don't want anyone to say bad things about men.
It’s just a pity for the person on the ground. As a cook, he has never even seen the four women in front of him.
"Three ladies, please spare my life, my Lord. I will do whatever you tell me to do, and I will never talk nonsense again."
Looking at the man who was kowtowing on the ground, the Queen Mother ate a quail egg covered with sauce and said lazily.
"Stop talking so much and start the show."
"Okay, just wait and see!" The man on the ground quickly got up, singing in a clear and melodious voice, and it was obvious that he was a good singer.
He took out a large bundle of green onions from his wide pocket and gave one to each person in the imperial kitchen.
Several people stood in a neat row, twisted their bodies, and sang together.
"Alachacha~, yalibidabilin, labalidanglinlanglianlangduo~"
Everyone sang and danced, swinging the green onions in their hands.
The emperor's favorite concubine Ji Beibei shook her head as she listened to this, this was her specialty.
Then everyone saw that Ji Beibei, who was originally concentrating on eating hot pot, started twisting her body while holding the bowl.
She ate and danced at the same time, and even found time to sing a few lines. It was really amazing.
The queen found it amusing and joined in, holding her bowl.
Seeing that the queen had taken action, Xiang Hua and the other three sisters naturally wanted to join in.
Good sisters, even if we are just joining in the fun, we must be neat and tidy, and no one can be left out.
The emperor didn't want to join at first, he just wanted to eat his meal in peace, but the queen still pulled him into joining the army.
So the civil and military officials saw that the emperor and the empress held their bowls, ate while singing, and occasionally jumped up and down.
They followed the people from the imperial kitchen, eating, singing and dancing, and had a great time.
The civil and military officials held their bowls and watched this scene, so shocked that they were speechless.
Ahem, the Empress sings beautifully and the Emperor dances well too.
Xianghua...eats a lot!
As they watched, some people unconsciously joined the big team.
The first one to come was Gongsun Tudou who loved dancing, followed by Murong Xiangcai and Sima Ruhua.
Later, everyone gathered around the pot, singing and dancing, eating and drinking, having a great time.
If there was more food in the pot, this happiness would probably last for several days and nights.
The first one to be unhappy was the emperor. He had finally gotten to eat such a delicious hotpot, but he didn't eat much. How come there was nothing left?
The queen glanced at him and knew what was in his mind.
Old swan, you haven't even eaten a bit, but your stomach has already grown two sizes bigger. You're going to die of bloating!
Xiang Hua was also not full. She smacked her lips, looked into the pot, and found that there was indeed nothing left.
"Your Majesty, are you still not full? I have a solution!"
The emperor held the empty bowl and nodded embarrassedly. It seemed that he had really eaten a little too much.
After Xiang Hua finished speaking, he picked a handful of coriander from the ground, washed it on the spot, and threw it into the pot.
At this time, the singing and dancing crowd stopped and watched Xiang Hua stir the pot. In just a few seconds, she took out the coriander.
She scooped a bowl for each of the emperor, empress and herself.
"Eat it, eat it, this coriander will fill you up."
The emperor and the empress looked at each other. They had never thought that coriander could be used in hot pot.
They all thought that the way to eat hot pot is to only eat what is cooked in the pot.
Xiang Hua started eating by herself. The blanched coriander, wrapped in red oil and sauce, slid into her stomach.
It is early winter now and the weather has become a little chilly. Everyone looked at the flowers and saw how delicious they were, and joined the group eating coriander.
The most active among them was Murong Xiangcai. He picked up a big basket of coriander, and imitated Xiang Hua, blanching it for a few seconds, then fished it out and started to eat it with slurp.
Gongsun Tudou, who was standing by, kept asking like a repeater: "Is it delicious? Is it delicious? Say something!"
Murong Xiangcai rolled her eyes and said, "You old man, if you want to eat it, why don’t you do it yourself?"
Everyone ate coriander, gathered around the big pot, and sang the Onion-Swinging Song.
"Wow, Bali Kata~, Pali Pali~, Bali Bili Bili Bili Si Tian Lian Lang Dong"
The happy days were rudely interrupted by the system.
[Host, it's bad. Xiaodie let Huadie go and took away many guards! ]
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