Xiang Hua transmigrated and also bound to a gossip system. After the Emperor heard her inner thoughts, he specially granted her an official position and brought her to court just to get first-hand ...
The emperor smiled slightly, "I just want to give you more opportunities to show yourself. I have good intentions. How could I have any bad intentions?"
The emperor looked innocent, gritted his teeth at Hua, and said, "Why don't you fight for this opportunity yourself?" She really wanted to scratch the emperor's handsome face.
Xiang Hua held the microphone speechlessly, at a loss as to what to do.
[Little melon, little melon, think of a solution quickly. What should I do? I am so socially anxious now. ]
System: [You are socially phobic? Do you want to listen to what you are saying? You were running around the whole night, and you were the brightest and most active person in the whole place.]
[Oh, that was all behind the scenes. Now so many people are looking at me. I’m nervous.]
[Didn't you just help your brother with the microphone? You didn't seem to be socially anxious when you were shouting. You are obviously a social bully. ]
[Little melon, stop talking nonsense and think of a solution quickly. Everyone is looking at me.]
Xiang Hua's trumpet had not yet been opened. People who were far away could not hear her inner voice and could only see her standing there blankly.
People who were close to her heard her thoughts and kept laughing, such as the emperor and the queen at that time.
They felt that watching Hua make a fool of himself was inexplicably funny and relaxing.
The system was still anxiously giving Xiang Hua some advice; [Why don’t you perform a rap? Anyway, I think you are quite good at this. ]
[That's not new at all. Everyone is tired of hearing it.] Xiang Hua rejected it outright.
[Just be yourself when you rap. Don't suppress your nature.] The system chuckled twice after saying this.
Xiang Hua's eyes suddenly lit up; [I know what to perform, just watch, isn't it just being myself? This is what I am best at.]
"Ahem, fellow countrymen, distinguished guests, I am a humble girl, so I will sing a song for you. The name of this song is "I am Xiang Hua, I Speak for Myself"
"Good, good, good." The emperor took the lead in applauding. No matter what she sang, no matter whether it was good or not, the atmosphere had to be right first.
As a professional atmosphere group, how could Xiang Bin and Chi Gua lose to the emperor? They got two big flags from somewhere and waved them wildly.
She also shouted to her family to cheer her daughter up.
Most of the common people knew Xiang Hua, and the civil and military officials loved and hated her.
They love to eat melons with her, but they are afraid that her melon will fall on their heads.
For a moment, all the audience were cheering for Xiang Hua, and the atmosphere had already reached a climax.
Xiang Hua turned on the speaker, coughed twice, and started singing clearly.
"Handsome guy~ choose me, I'm super clingy~ be your little cutie~"
"I don't talk about money, I only talk about love. I'm a bit in love and want to be the favorite of the handsome guy~"
"Handsome boy, open your eyes wide, you should chase me as soon as possible. Big brother, you are so handsome, I love you so much~"
"Handsome guy, do you want to accept the teasing of love~"
"Handsome guy, open your eyes and look at me. I don't believe you have empty eyes~"
Xiang Hua's voice is not bad, but the lyrics are indeed a bit too bold and avant-garde.
Official Xiang was so angry that his eyes were bulging with fire. What the hell is this song, you evil creature? Which girl is so unrestrained? Do you have any shame?
The emperor looked at Xiang Hua with a dazed look on her face, so it must be that she likes me too!
I asked her to sing, and she sang a song that expressed her true feelings. Doesn't this mean she loves me?
Chi Gua thought so too. Isn't Hua Er confessing her love to me nakedly? I'll ask Dad to put the marriage proposal on the agenda.
The women in the audience blushed and looked at the young men they liked from time to time. The men memorized the lyrics in their hearts and thought that they would definitely work if they changed them a little bit next time.
Xiang Hua didn't want to sing at first, but as she sang, she became happier and happier.
She waved her hands, walked around the venue, and shook hands with people enthusiastically, as if she were a big star at a concert.
Xiang Hua received long applause after her performance. The people stood up and applauded, with happy smiles on their faces. Some even urged her to sing another song.
Looking at the reactions of the crowd, Xiang was confused for a moment. Was he too out of date, or were everyone too advanced and progressive?
He is finding it increasingly difficult to understand the world.
His eldest son's passionate poetry recitation was met with a lukewarm response, but this girl's casual singing of a song filled with obscene language that was unbearable to the ear was actually loved crazily by everyone.
Huang Si Niang looked at him sympathetically. A smile makes you look ten years younger. Why be so serious and old-fashioned?
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After the performance, Xiang Hua held the microphone and said, "Now, let's give the most enthusiastic and warmest applause to welcome our supreme emperor and queen of Dagua country to bring us a wonderful dance. Subject three! Where are the applause and screams?"
Wuhu, the emperor and the queen are finally going to take the stage.
Everyone stood up and clapped and cheered wildly, even the two rich and foolish princes from the Red Carp and Green Carp kingdoms began to applaud unconsciously.
The emperor took the queen's hand and they slowly walked up to the platform.
The curtain opened, revealing many palace maids and eunuchs standing behind it.
The royal band played cheerful music.
The emperor sang and danced while holding the microphone.
"One smile in the rivers and lakes, and all the turbulent world is forgotten~"
The queen waved her flowery hands and sang: "The sword rises, the grudges in the rivers and lakes are swung, and the bright moon is covered with sleeves~"
The eunuchs and palace maids behind them danced and sang in harmony: "My hair is as white as blood, and I drink a strong cup~"
The people in the audience were stunned. Today, the emperor and the empress were not wearing long robes but short skirts. Their movements were skillful and confident, making everyone feel itchy all over.
Soon someone took the lead and started dancing, and everyone followed suit. In the huge square, everyone danced to the rhythm.
The silly and rich princes from the red carp and green carp countries also danced happily and passionately hand in hand.
They danced and talked loudly.
“This is the right place.”
“It’s money well spent.”
"Yes, yes, I will come again next time there is such a party."
"Me too."
Xiang Hua saw her father among the dancing crowd. Xiang Daguan was still the same. Although his movements were clumsy, he kept the rhythm very well.
The traffic light trio took the lead and led everyone to go crazy.
As everyone was dancing, the music on the stage suddenly changed.
A lot of colorful pieces of paper exploded in the middle of the stage, and a lot of thick fog came out.
Everyone thought there was a fire and was about to run away when the emperor walked out from the thick fog.
Xiang Hua's eyes flashed. Oh my god, the emperor is... he is dancing the robot dance!
Oh, heaven, oh, earth, the emperor is dancing a robot dance!
The emperor not only danced himself, but also danced with a group of eunuchs and palace maids.
Xiang Hua rubbed her eyes, and rubbed them again. She really didn't see it wrong.
The emperor actually added some drama to himself. After finishing the third subject, he started dancing the robot dance.
Is this still the emperor she knew? Has the emperor been possessed by another spirit?
Xiang Hua thought that the emperor's robot dance was outrageous enough, but she didn't know that something even more outrageous was yet to come...