Xiang Hua transmigrated and also bound to a gossip system. After the Emperor heard her inner thoughts, he specially granted her an official position and brought her to court just to get first-hand ...
Xiang Hua stared at Eunuch Liu's old and ugly face as if she was staring at a fat chicken, and her saliva was watering.
She suddenly felt that stripping off Eunuch Liu's pants was more interesting than the real or fake emperor.
Chi Gua looked at Xiang Hua with complicated eyes, praying in his heart that she would give up this idea as soon as possible.
People stood by and clapped their hands foolishly, and began to stamp their feet in excitement.
Xiang Hua winked at the two men, and the two big men grabbed Eunuch Liu.
She picked up a branch from the ground and walked towards Eunuch Liu.
She wanted to take off Eunuch Liu's pants, but didn't want to dirty her hands.
Eunuch Liu was so frightened that his legs went limp. No way, no way, is she serious? !
"Eunuch Liu, who was that person in the sedan just now?" Xiang Hua asked.
"It's...it's the emperor, who else could it be?" Eunuch Liu was stubborn and he swore to never betray the emperor even if he died.
"Okay, your mouth is pretty hard." Xiang Hua's eyes slowly moved downwards, and she didn't know whether other parts of her body were hard or not.
The three of them were laughing, while Eunuch Liu was crying.
"Let him go. Come to me if you have any problems." The emperor's majestic voice suddenly came from behind.
Rensha and Chigua quickly let go of Eunuch Liu, as they could still tell the difference between the big and small Wang.
Although Chi Gua is a love-brained person, he still cannot absolutely stand on Xiang Hua's side in front of the emperor.
Although he was stupid, he didn't want to go see his father so early.
"Your Majesty... why are you here? Are you the real emperor?" Xiang Hua tilted her head and looked at him with interest.
Didn't he leave an afterimage? Why did he come back now? A deep love between master and servant?!
"How dare you doubt my identity." The emperor's voice suddenly rose several degrees.
"You are courting death by daring to doubt the emperor's identity. You even want to take off my pants. You have no manners." Eunuch Liu held his pants tightly, fearing that Xiang Hua would do something dirty to him.
"Eunuch Liu, have you ever heard the saying, 'One point lower in quality, one ton more in happiness.'" Xiang Hua still had a playful smile on her face.
"You..." Eunuch Liu was speechless and choked. He turned to look at the emperor, "Your Majesty, look at her."
The emperor closed his eyes and suppressed his anger. He kept telling himself not to be angry.
Being angry will only harm your own body, and will not cause any harm to this little devil. He is still counting on this devil to make money for him and the Great Gua Kingdom.
That’s right, Xiang Hua’s image at this moment is that of a little devil in the emperor’s eyes.
She was holding a stick, with one hand on her waist, looking very aggressive. She must be a little devil.
"Forget it, it's okay to tell you that the person in the sedan chair just now was not me."
After some ideological struggle, the emperor finally told the truth. Anyway, if he didn't say it now, Xiang Hua's system would eventually find out. It was not a state secret, so he could still tell it.
"Aha, I knew it." Xiang Hua shouted excitedly, "Then... who is the person in the sedan chair?"
"It's Lord Sima Ruhua!" The emperor smiled faintly, "How is it? His disguise skills are amazing, right?"
"Great, great." Xiang Hua gave a thumbs up. "So Your Majesty, you don't want to see that Butterfly? Do you dislike her?"
"Yes and no, I just disliked it at the beginning." The emperor felt a little guilty, as he had been about to run back to consummate his marriage with Butterfly.
In the face of beauty, he lost his mind!
"Your Majesty, look there..." Xiang Hua suddenly pointed to the stage not far away where the butterfly had just been dancing.
Now the flowers and plants around the stage have withered into a mass.
Several people walked closer to take a look. Eunuch Liu looked nervous and said, "Your Majesty, is this some kind of witchcraft?"
Xiang Hua was also puzzled: "Xiaogua, what's going on? Is this butterfly arsenic or sulfuric acid? Why do flowers, plants and trees wither wherever it goes?"
The system ding ding ding came online: [Host, you ran away halfway through eating the melon, so I didn't say anything. ]
[Then tell me what happened now?] Xiang Hua urged.
[This butterfly is a magnet for all kinds of people. She has a lot of powder on her body and takes a bath every day.]
[The scent of her powder can make men go crazy, feel ecstatic, and want to die. They don't want to do anything but submit to her and live in harmony with her.]
[Once a man sleeps with him, his limbs will become weak and he will become paralyzed. ]
Xiang Hua took a deep breath, it was so cool and powerful.
If this person moved into the harem, wouldn't the king no longer attend court early in the morning?
If things go wrong, the emperor might even hand over the Dagua Kingdom to the Xiangxiang Kingdom.
The emperor also thought of this and he couldn't help but shudder. It was so scary. He almost became a king who lost his country.
He originally asked Sima Ruhua to disguise him just to make it easier for him to rush to the front line to watch the fun, but he didn't expect that this trick would inadvertently save his life.
Otherwise, he would have been bewitched by that butterfly...
Wait, Lord Sima Ruhua is with Hua Hudie now, Ruhua is in danger!
Xiang Hua and the emperor became nervous at the same time. Xiang Hua didn't know how to tell the emperor this ridiculous thing. The emperor was anxious to find an excuse to return to the palace to rescue Sima Ruhua.
"Your Majesty, let's go back to the palace." Xiang Hua went straight to the point.
"Okay, let's go." The emperor nodded suddenly and walked quickly in front.
As they walked, a few of them started running, leaving behind their afterimages.
Only Eunuch Liu was exhausted and out of breath, and fell far behind.
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A few people returned to the palace and passed by the imperial garden. They saw the flowers and plants that had withered and died along the way.
Xiang Hua looked down with a look of regret. If he had known that these precious flowers and plants would be poisoned to death, he would rather let them be eaten by the little snails.
The emperor had no time to care about these things and ran straight to his study. According to the agreement, Sima Ruhua would bring Hua Hudie there to wait.
"Stop, this is a forbidden area, you can't enter." Suddenly a group of guards appeared and surrounded them.
"How dare you not salute the emperor when you see him?" Xiang Hua shouted.
"Your Majesty? Who is the Emperor? The Emperor is with the Princess of Xiangxiang Country. What do you want to do?" The guards refused to let them go.
Only then did everyone realize that the emperor's disguise had not been removed. His beard was long and gray, and he had a strange headband. He didn't look like the emperor at all.
"Take it down, take it down, take it down quickly." Xiang Hua quickly took off the emperor's ridiculous disguise.
The guard looked at it for a long time, at a loss, "Are you the emperor? Who is that person in there? How do you prove that you are the emperor?"
Xiang Hua spread her hands and said, here comes the eternal question: how do you prove that you are you?
How does the emperor prove that he is the emperor?
The fool imitated the guard and asked back: "Quick, Your Majesty, prove that you are the emperor."
The emperor was furious: "How can this be justified? Do I need to prove that I am I? Be presumptuous, or I will kill all your clans."
The guard was still stubborn. "If I let you in, you will be killed along with your entire clan. Stop talking nonsense and go back to where you came from, or I will be rude to you."
He was being so polite now only out of respect for Xiang Hua; he didn't know the other people at all.
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