All Court Officials Hear My Thoughts, The Emperor Begs Me for Gossip

Xiang Hua transmigrated and also bound to a gossip system. After the Emperor heard her inner thoughts, he specially granted her an official position and brought her to court just to get first-hand ...

Chapter 50: Obsessive-compulsive disorder and mysophobia double buff

The second prince was so frightened that his face turned pale and he couldn't utter a complete sentence, "You...you you you..."

"I'm beautiful, right? I look good, am I not so beautiful as to make fish sink to the bottom of their chests, geese drop to the ground, and the moon hide in shame on the flowers? You are so lucky today, Second Prince." Xiang Hua took a step closer, and their noses were almost touching.

The second prince roared angrily, "Do you want this blessing? Get out of here, someone come!"

As soon as a few eunuchs heard the sound and walked to the door, Eunuch Liu poked his head out from behind the curtain and pointed at the emperor on the other side of the curtain.

A eunuch saw the emperor and was about to kneel down in fear, but the emperor rushed over and covered the man's mouth.

"Don't talk, go, go quickly."

Several people left in a hurry, not daring to make a sound.

The second prince called for a long time but no one came. He was almost going crazy. "Someone, someone, someone, there is molest, there is an assassin, there is a fire! Kill people!"

Xiang Hua looked at the Second Prince who was screaming crazily, and said calmly, "No one will come to help you even if you scream your throat out."

The Second Prince looked at the woman in front of him and was certain that she must be a lunatic. "Broken throat, broken throat, broken throat..."

Xiang Hua looked at him as if he were a mentally retarded person: "Fuck, you are not only a cripple, but also a fool! You have been crippled for so many years, your brain is also crippled, what the hell are you yelling about!"

Veins popped out on the second prince's forehead, "You told me to shout. Do you know what crime it is to molest the current prince?"

He smiled and said, "How did I molest you? I just sat on your legs. Your legs are paralyzed anyway, so you don't mind me sitting on them and playing with them for a while."

The second prince shouted, "I mind, I mind very much, I mind a lot, I mind especially."

But Xiang Hua lied with her eyes wide open, "The Second Prince doesn't mind, that's great."

The second prince: You female hooligan, are your ears not working well?

The Emperor and Eunuch Liu saw from afar Xiang Hua sitting on the Second Prince's lap, swaying back and forth very vigorously and happily.

Eunuch Liu lowered his head silently. If they didn't know the whole process, they would definitely think that these two people were doing something shameful.

The man and the woman even matched their postures and expressions. Xiang Hua looked very pleased, and the second prince yelled loudly.

The emperor also looked embarrassed. He whispered to Eunuch Liu, "Eunuch Liu, do you think Xiang Aiqing...is she a bit brainless? Does she not understand the relationship between men and women?"

Eunuch Liu sighed, "Maybe she hasn't figured it out yet."

Xiang Hua had been struggling for a long time, and the Second Prince had been struggling for a long time, and now both of them were exhausted.

Xiang Hua gave up her beauty plan. She felt that the Second Prince was a wooden man who was not interested in women and must have liked men.

She stood up and got out of bed. The Second Prince looked at the two black footprints on the already dirty and messy bed and was so angry that his teeth were itching.

"Clean it up for me, quick."

Xiang Hua looked at the man who was screaming in the quilt and symbolically brushed the quilt with her sleeve.

"Clean it up for me, or you won't be allowed to leave."

"Oh, you are going to rely on me." Xiang Hua moved his lips and was about to curse when he suddenly remembered something.

She blinked and asked, "Second Prince, will you feel uncomfortable if I make this place messy and dirty?"

"Nonsense, everyone is like that! How can people live in a dirty and messy room?" The second prince was so angry that he was about to lose his mind.

Xiang Hua thought about her pigsty-like room. Didn’t she live there happily and comfortably every day?

"Are you mysophobic? Do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder?"

"Nonsense, I didn't! Hurry up and clean it up for me, or I'll chop off your head." The second prince didn't admit it, but he felt extremely distressed in his heart.

His clean and tidy bed was completely ruined, and he wanted to escape from this dirty and messy place.

"Oh, no, then the Second Prince certainly won't mind this." Xiang Hua said as he casually knocked over the kettle on the table, spilling water all over the floor.

"Oh, sorry, I'll clean it right away." As she wiped the table, she messed up the neatly arranged table.

"I'll find you some clothes to change." Xiang Hua opened the cabinet. When the second prince heard that he was going to change into new clothes, a hint of joy appeared on his face.

"This one won't do, and that one won't do either." She muttered to herself as she rummaged through the closet.

He threw the second prince's clothes onto the ground one by one and stepped on them casually. Many of them were wet by the water that was spilled on the ground.

"It's so stuffy in here, let's open a window." Xiang Hua opened the window halfway and left the other half closed and left it alone.

After busying around for a while, the Second Prince's room was already as messy as a pigsty. Xiang Hua sat beside the Second Prince's bed and started eating melon seeds. The melon seed shells were accurately thrown onto the Second Prince's face and quilt.

The more melon seeds I eat, the thirstier I get. It would be great if I had a cup of cold milk tea.

There was no milk tea in this dynasty, but there was watermelon.

She held a big watermelon and started eating it, with watermelon juice flowing everywhere.

"Enough, enough, get out, get out now!" The second prince finally couldn't stand it anymore.

There were melon seed shells on the floor, watermelon juice on the quilt, half-open windows, a messy wardrobe, and clothes thrown all over the floor.

All the neatness and order were disrupted, and as a person with severe mysophobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder, he could no longer tolerate it.

Xiang Hua said nothing as she watched the Second Prince quickly jump off the bed and start tidying up.

He wiped the table and the floor, tidied the cupboards, cleaned the house, and changed the bedding.

An hour later, the house returned to its original neatness and spotlessness, even cleaner than before.

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