All Court Officials Hear My Thoughts, The Emperor Begs Me for Gossip

Xiang Hua transmigrated and also bound to a gossip system. After the Emperor heard her inner thoughts, he specially granted her an official position and brought her to court just to get first-hand ...

Chapter 84 Rocket Preparation

The flames reaching the sky illuminated the entire sky of the Dagua Kingdom. Many people who were still awake ran out of the houses, thinking that the gods had appeared and they fell to their knees on the ground.

The people of Dagua Country are superstitious, and many of them have already taken out fruits and food from their homes to offer as sacrifices.

Some people just don't care about anything and just sleep and eat as they please. They think that if the sky falls, there will be someone bigger to hold it up. They snore as they sleep.

Qin Yulang had a smug look on his face. "Come on, crazy woman, die! I'll see how you can hide this time!"

You got away with it the first two times, but this time my arrow is on fire. You didn’t expect that.

If I don't shoot you to death, I will burn you to death!

Bai Wanhu looked excited. He said, "Burn them to death. After they die, no one will know that I was beaten up by a woman."

Captain Zhang quietly loosened his belt. His crotch, which had just been kicked, was still burning with pain.

Only by burning those crazy women to ashes can he relieve the hatred in his heart.

The Royal Guards were just following orders, even though they all felt that using rockets was a bit of a waste of talent.

They are just a few drunken crazy women. The general is making a big fuss about it!

Why not just get a few people to climb up the platform and catch them!

What a pity. So many arrows were wasted just now. The dog emperor is so stingy. I don’t know when he can replenish their equipment.

Don’t wait until you are on the battlefield and find yourself without a single arrow in your quiver!

A group of people, each with their own thoughts, looked up and stared at the sky filled with flames.

On the high platform, the Queen asked in confusion: "What's going on? Just now when it got dark, a meteor fell. Is Mars falling now?"

Princess Gua covered her face which was burning from the sun and asked with a puzzled look on her face, "Are there so many Mars?"

Shang Zhitou raised his eyelids and said, "Mars has fallen. Are aliens here to take us back to our home planet?"

Before they could figure out what it was, the three maids hiding behind them rushed out.

"The Queen is in danger, get down quickly!"

"My Lady, I'm going to die!"

"My Lady Zhitou, I am here to save you!"

The three maids threw their master to the ground, leaving Xiang Hua alone standing there.

Qin Yulang snorted coldly under the platform. This is a rocket. Do you know what a rocket is?

The meaning of the rocket is that wherever it goes, there will be a sea of fire. It is useless to lie down, it is useless to lie down, and there is no way to be saved even if you go to the sky!

[Warning, warning, red warning, red warning, host is in danger! ]

The system's voice suddenly sounded shrilly. Xiang Hua drank too much tonight, and even the system was drunk.

At this moment, it tried hard to open its eyes and saw a burst of fire. It screamed in its heart, "It's over, it's over. The host is finished, and it is finished too."

The system was so anxious that it was about to pee, but Xiang Hua was still looking at the scenery.

"Girls, look at that sky, it's so damn beautiful. Is some big shot making a movie? It's a big budget production!"

[Red alert, red alert! Hold on, hold on, hold on! Where's my Italian cannon? Where's my defense mechanism? Exchange it for me!]

The system was so anxious that it cursed repeatedly.

The rockets in the sky whizzed through the platform and turned it into a sieve. The blazing flames even burned the stone lions.

Qin Yulang laughed loudly, Oh, the enemy was eliminated by me!

Zhang Qianhu and Bai Wanhu clapped their hands with joy. That was great, great! They had finally avenged themselves!

As everyone was cheering, someone suddenly discovered something.

"Look, what is that?"

Everyone looked towards the platform unconsciously, and saw a blue light blocking Xiang Hua in front of the platform, forming an arched protective shield.

Even the three ladies and their maids were not hurt by the rockets, and they were all fine.

"They...they are witches!"

"Witch, the witch cannot be burned to death!"

"Ahhh, the witch is standing up!"

The royal guards were horrified, while Xiang Hua and the Queen were completely bewildered.

They couldn't see the blue light, only the Royal Guards below could see it.

The system's voice was hoarse: [Host, I have activated the super defense mechanism for you. Look how powerful I am! ]

[Amazing, extremely awesome, worthy of being my Xianghua's system. With a system like this, what else could the host ask for! ]

Xiang Hua was dizzy and kept farting, but the Queen and the others ignored the system and directly attributed all the credit to Xiang Hua.

"Flower, you are so great!"

As soon as the queen said something flattering, Concubine Gua hugged Hua Biaji and gave her a kiss.

Shang Zhitou went even further. He held Xiang Hua's face and gave her a French kiss.

This kiss made Xiang Hua confused, "Fuck, this is my first kiss, you perverted woman!"

The queen held the concubine and laughed until her stomach hurt. The three maids beside them looked at each other in bewilderment.

Oh my god, the goddess on the branch is really playing with flowers, even the flowers in the branches are not spared!

Shang Zhitou shrugged nonchalantly, "I love handsome guys more than beautiful women!"

Ha ha ha ha--

A group of women laughed loudly, and the sound reached Qin Yulang's ears from far away.

Many people in the Royal Guards have already fled. Facing the witch, they are helpless and can only run away as a sign of respect!

It is possible that the salary given by the Great Emperor is too little, so it is impossible to ask them to work hard for him!

Being able to work is already very good. It would be impolite to work harder!

Captain Zhang's face turned pale, "General Qin, what should we do?"

Bai Wanhu broke out in a cold sweat, "General Qin, they are a bunch of evil women, they are indestructible cockroaches!"

Qin Yulang had a very unhappy look on his face. At this point, he had no other choice.

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