All Ghosts Are on Alert, the Ancestral Master Xuanxue Is Coming Down the Mountain to Find Her Husband

Lu Qing was kicked down the mountain by her master to find her fiancé right after her eighteenth birthday party.

When the entire capital found out that the eldest young master of the wealthy ...

Chapter 155 Little Coal Ball is Constipated

"Qingqing, you clearly said you were very happy last night. Since you were happy, I naturally want to make sure you have as much fun as possible!"

As Gu Xicheng spoke, he moved closer to Lu Qing, inhaling the faint fragrance emanating from her.

At this point, Lu Qing's memories of his death were forcibly awakened.

Last night, it was clearly Gu Xicheng who deliberately teased her, forcing her to say the word "happy".

Unfortunately, she became addicted to it and couldn't extricate herself, so she had no choice but to give in.

"Gu Xicheng, you bastard!" Lu Qing glared at him, her eyes wide with embarrassment and anger.

Gu Xicheng couldn't help but chuckle again, then picked up Lu Qing and placed her on the bed, giving her a light kiss on the lips.

"Alright! I'm not teasing you anymore. I'm going to wash up first. You can rest for a while longer. Lunch should be here soon."

After saying that, Gu Xicheng went into the bathroom to take a shower.

Lu Qing lay in bed, completely unable to fall asleep.

Looking at the huge room, with traces left from last night everywhere, she couldn't help but bury her head in the covers, trying to escape.

Lu Qing never expected that she, who started reciting the Heart-Cleansing Mantra when she was two years old and couldn't even read, would one day become obsessed with matters of love and sex.

If Master finds out about this, he'll probably be furious.

Lunch arrived quickly.

Lu Qing quickly brushed her teeth, washed her face, and then couldn't wait to fill her stomach.

Gu Xicheng didn't have much of an appetite; he found Lu Qing's food much more delicious than the rice.

Perhaps it was his overly direct gaze, but Lu Qing remained wary of him.

"I have evening self-study tonight, so I can't stay out any longer!"

Gu Xicheng couldn't help but chuckle:

"Don't worry! I promise I'll send it back to you tonight, it won't interfere with your studies!"

However, before sending it back, he would still eat as many bites of tofu as he could.

Because she hadn't slept enough the night before, Lu Qing felt sleepy again after dinner, so she went straight to bed to continue sleeping.

To ensure she wouldn't be woken up by Gu Xicheng, she specially put a sleeping charm on herself.

Unless her life is in danger, she won't wake up even if it's thundering and raining.

Knowing that Lu Qing had used a sleeping talisman, Gu Xicheng became even more reckless.

This resulted in Lu waking up feeling as if his entire body had been disassembled and reassembled, and he had no idea what had happened.

"Gu Xicheng, did you beat me up? I feel like my whole body is falling apart!" Lu Qing said through gritted teeth.

Gu Xicheng looked completely innocent:

"Qingqing, you've wronged me. I didn't make any noise. You just accidentally rolled onto the floor while you were sleeping."

"I bumped my arm against the cabinet while trying to stop you, and now I have a big bruise!"

As he spoke, Gu Xicheng raised his arm, revealing a bruise.

Lu Qing looked suspicious: "Are you serious?"

Gu Xicheng nodded sincerely: "Of course it's true."

"Did I wrong you?" Lu Qing frowned.

Gu Xicheng: "Qingqing, you see, I was very gentle last night, how could I be rude to you!"

Lu Qing finally believed it.

This morning when she got out of bed, she was indeed walking briskly, unlike the female protagonist in the novel who couldn't walk after having sex with the male protagonist.

It's clear that Gu Xicheng was absolutely gentle with her.

Her aches and pains all over her body must have come from the fall!

"Okay! I'm sorry! I wronged you!" Lu Qing apologized sincerely.

Gu Xicheng shamelessly accepted it, and then eagerly asked for compensation.

After much pleading and coaxing, Lu Qing finally got dressed and went out for dinner at 5 p.m.

After dinner, Gu Xicheng had no choice but to send Lu Qing back to school.

Although Lu Qing was often embarrassed and annoyed by Gu Xicheng's teasing when they were together, she was still reluctant to part ways, even though they were not far apart.

Gu Xicheng pulled Lu Qing into his arms, gently stroking her ear and sighing:

"My Qingqing, hurry up and graduate, I want to marry you as soon as possible!"

Lu Qing couldn't help but smile, then gave him a light peck on the cheek:

I'm leaving!

Gu Xicheng: "Send me a message when you get to the dorm."

Lu Qing: "Okay!"

Gu Xicheng watched Lu Qing enter the school before leaving.

Before evening self-study time, Lu Qing went to the dormitory first.

As soon as she opened the door, a strange smell hit her nose. The furnishings in the dormitory had changed, with more cat bowls, litter boxes, and cat beds.

The strange smell was coming from the litter box.

She cautiously approached, and then saw Coal Ball's two paws on the edge of the basin, its two hind legs straining, its butt sticking out, looking like it was trying very hard, but without any effect.

There was only a small piece of black feces, about the size of a fingernail, under Coal Ball's buttocks. He struggled for a full ten minutes with just that small piece.

Lu Qing immediately covered her nose and backed away:

"Coal Ball, who gave you permission to poop in the dorm?!"

The coal ball was hit by her, and the half-exposed poop shrank back, making it so angry that it jumped up and down.

"Why are you scaring me! I finally managed to poop!"

Lu Qing pulled it out of the litter box, frowning as he said:

You're constipated!

The coal ball lowered its head pitifully and said, "I ate too much yesterday, and I can't poop."

"Where are the other people in the dormitory?" Lu Qing asked again.

The door opened as soon as he finished speaking.

Four people walked in carrying a bunch of packages.

"Qingqing, you're back!"

Lu Qing hurried over to help them take the package.

"What did you buy? Why are there so many packages?"

Leng Wei, panting, said helplessly:

"Feifei ordered all of these things for Meiqiu online. She really treats Meiqiu like a pet cat, and she even stocked up on a whole box of cat food for it."

Lu Qing looked at the coal ball suspiciously:

You mean it eats cat food?

Leng Wei nodded: "When it came back last night, it saw the stray cat food at school and rushed over and ate all of their cat food and canned cat food."

Lu Qing picked up the coal briquette, frowned, and asked:

"Aren't you a spirit beast of the Five Elements? Why are you eating cat food?"

Little Coal Ball said somewhat awkwardly:

"Actually, they eat everything. Our Five Elements Spirit Beasts don't have a fixed diet. As long as it's within the Five Elements, we'll eat anything. Cat food is made of meat, isn't it?"

Lu Qing: "..." She was so speechless that she didn't want to say anything anymore.

"Alright, alright! Little Coal Ball, come here and take your medicine. It's a laxative prescribed by the doctor. After you take it, you'll be able to poop!"

When Little Coal Ball heard Gu Fei's call, he quickly ran over to take his medicine.

After taking the medicine, it ran to the litter box and waited, but after waiting for a long time, it still couldn't poop.

"Strange! This medicine doesn't seem to be working!" Gu Fei said with a worried expression.

"How about we try another hospital?" Cheng Yiyi said.

"No need! I'll try!"

Lu Qing stepped forward, picked up the coal ball, took out a bottle of glycerin suppository from the drawer, and stuck it into a certain petal on the coal ball.

"Ugh~" Coal Ball let out a strange cry, then hugged its buttocks with its two little paws.

"Hold it in! It'll be effective if you hold it in for a while!"

After Lu Qing finished speaking, he threw it into the litter box.

The coal ball held it in for five minutes, then finally couldn't take it anymore, dug a hole, and then ejaculated profusely.

The stench instantly filled the air, and Lu Qing was so frightened that he quickly set up a barrier to block it.