Chapter 12 It seems that we can wait and fight

Following the instructions in the manual, after some twists and turns, Wen Chi finally arrived at the nearby hunting spot.

It is called a hunting spot, but it actually has little to do with real hunting.

After all, no matter how outrageous the "Taohuayuan" team is, they will not seriously ask a group of celebrity guests to return to the primitive times and rely on their hands to hunt in the mountains to obtain food.

If it doesn't go well, that's fine.

If everything goes well, and a nationally protected animal is injured...

The day when they walk hand in hand into the jail and sing tears behind bars is not far away.

To be on the safe side, the program team set up hunting spots near each guest's house.

That is, chickens, ducks, geese, rabbits and other poultry are released within the area surrounded by the net, and the guests are allowed to catch and process them by themselves. Points can be obtained for each poultry caught.

These poultry, which have been kept in captivity for years, are not very strong in combat, so the guests can catch them with some effort. They can also provide some jokes. After all, the guests' pain is the audience's happiness.

However, for Wen Chi, today was his first time entering the hunting spot.

The reason is simple: I am just directionally challenged.

Wen Chi is definitely directionally challenged, right? I swear he went in circles! A route that should have taken him ten minutes at most took him thirty!

[I finally understand why Wen Chi stayed near the thatched cottage for the past three days and didn't dare to go far... With his sense of direction, I'm afraid he could get lost if he's not careful!]

[Am I the only one worried about my little goose? Wen Chi, if you starve my little girl, then wash your neck and wait for death!]

[Pfft, why do I find this kind of funny? Wen Chi is usually so cool, but he's actually directionally challenged? Quite a contrast.]

[He's pretty much the same mentally retarded guy, big brother should try a more silly route, maybe he can become popular again.]

【I want to see Sui Sui! Show me Sui Sui! Ahhhh!】

[Another crazy one, drag him away.]

The silver-white body of the drone that had been following Wen Chi all the way seemed to be emitting thick black resentment.

Wen Chi was obviously unaware.

He glanced at his watch and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that it had only taken him thirty minutes to reach his destination.

Well, it went better than expected.

I just don’t know if the next hunt will be as smooth.

Wen Chi had only seen poultry being processed and served on the table, but had never seen a living one, so he had no idea what to do with it.

If it were just him, he would just nibble on some vegetable leaves or fruit and that would be enough.

But there is a Sui Sui at home!

Such a small child always needs to eat meat to supplement nutrition.

Under the tree, a little hen with shiny feathers walked by with its head held high.

Wen Chi's eyes suddenly became sharp!

He gently put down the backpack and tiptoed towards the hen.

The little hen, perhaps because she had had it so easy these past three days, paid no attention to the approaching Wen Chi. Clucking and clucking, she strolled leisurely through the grass, completely unaware of the danger that had already arrived...

Wen Chi seized the opportunity and rushed out nimbly!

Unexpectedly, the little hen was surprisingly agile. It slipped out from between Wen Chi's arms, flapped its wings, and flew up directly onto Wen Chi's head.

"Cuckoo!"

The arrogant little hen seemed to be laughing at the stupid human!

Wen Chi's whole body was stiff.

Not only was he mocked by a mere hen, but also because of the feeling of the chicken's feet on his head!

How can I tolerate mysophobia?

Then.

A chase battle between humans and chickens begins——

【Hahaha! Hahaha!】

[Sorry, this is my first time watching a livestream. So, Wen Chi is a comedian?]

[Does anyone still remember Wen Chi telling Sui Sui it was 'very dangerous' before they went out? Now it seems it really is dangerous, haha!]

[Seeing Wen Chi in such a miserable state, I actually felt a little pity for him...]

[He's not acting, he's a real idiot handsome guy! Identification completed!]

There were too many Wen Chi’s black fans in the previous live broadcast room, and they always attacked Wen Chi indiscriminately.

But now, most of the viewers in the live broadcast room came from the trending searches. They dislike Wen Chi but do not hate him deeply. Instead, they tend to be neutral.

Rather than criticizing character, ordinary audiences care more about the intuitive program experience.

Wen Chi’s live broadcast was interesting enough, so the screen was full of hahaha.

Even the bad feeling towards Wen Chi was diluted.

However, the happiness belongs only to the audience.

For Wen Chi, this was a pursuit that exhausted his physical strength and made him collapse.

The little hen was like a spirit, walking him around in circles for fun.

Every time when he thought he was going to succeed, the hen would turn around and flap her wings to wake him up, telling him:

Stop dreaming, it’s impossible to catch it.

After more than ten minutes of stalemate, Wen Chi got nothing but a mess and a mess.

The little hen was probably tired, so she flapped her wings twice and disappeared into the grass in the blink of an eye.

Leaving Wen Chi disheveled in the wind.

After a long time, Wen Chi finally cheered up and searched for prey again, but unfortunately he found nothing.

Seeing that it was getting late and going back would waste time, Wen Chi was afraid that Suisui would have to wait too long, so he reluctantly prepared to return.

Fortunately, there is always a way out. Before leaving, Wen Chi noticed a chicken coop under the tree with three warm eggs in it, most likely left by the little hen just now.

Wen Chi immediately felt proud, as if he had avenged himself!

[Look at Wen Chi, he's so excited. This is the first time he's been so happy since filming the show, right?]

"Brother, aren't your expectations too low? From chicken to eggs, your goals have dropped dramatically!"

[Don’t mention it, Wen Chi is still pretty...]

【Hey, everyone, don't be soft-hearted towards bad people! 】

Amidst the barrage of conflicts and quarrels, Wen Chi managed to return home safely, and this time it only took him twenty minutes.

Before coming back, Wen Chi was still worried that Sui Sui would be disobedient and run around.

Fortunately, when he pushed open the tent door, he saw Sui Sui sitting cross-legged on the large bluestone in the yard, with a little... hen lying obediently at his feet?

After being stunned for two seconds, Wen Chi stared at the little hen. It looked familiar no matter how he looked at it.

Sui Sui smiled and waved, "You're back!"

Wen Chi: "This chicken..."

Sui Sui raised his hand high to claim the credit: "I caught it!"

Actually it was Xiaoshan who caught it.

But as the owner of the hill, rounding it off means she was right!

Sui Sui, who didn't feel guilty at all, jumped lightly from the big bluestone.

The dwarf standing on the stone grew taller, and he felt more powerful. He proudly put his hands on his hips and said:

"Here! This little chicken is for you! You're young, so you need to eat well and grow stronger!"

The tone was like the one used to treat kindergarten children, and Wen Chi actually felt a hint of... doting?

In the barrage, the arguing audience all directed their criticism at Wen Chi:

[Who is jealous? I am jealous/smile/.]

[Ahhh, Wen Chi is actually being spoiled by a three-year-old child! ]

[How embarrassing! I can’t even take the egg out of my hand, hahaha!]

[Can you tell me? They seem to have a good relationship.]

[Before coming: I want to smash Wen Chi's head! After coming: I think I can wait and smash it.]

(End of this chapter)