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Before he could properly choose, someone suddenly pinched the back of his neck.

Yun Mingchen pinched him with two fingers and pulled him in front of him.

The man and the cat looked at each other, and Yu Tong felt that the disgust and disdain in the villain's eyes were about to solidify into reality.

In order to avoid a tragic death, he began to make his final struggle.

Yun Mingchen looked down at his new clothes, then looked up at the kitten in front of him. Today was really unlucky.

He was about to go back to the house when the dejected kitten in his arms suddenly looked up and meowed softly at him, its little paws dangling in the air, stomping back and forth on the air.

When there was no one around and no camera around, Yun Mingchen's expression was completely out of control.

He raised his head proudly, frowned and lowered his eyes, looking at Yu Tong mockingly.

Although he still looks handsome, he inexplicably deserves a beating, as if the whole world owes him money.

The villain didn't respond at all. Yu Tong stepped on him for a while and felt a little tired.

Just as he stopped his claws, Yun Mingchen suddenly said in a sarcastic tone: "Step on it, why don't you step on it? Don't stop, keep stepping on it, you bastard."

Yu Tong ignored him.

He is just a little kitten and cannot understand human sarcasm.

After all, this is a world of cultivation, with demons and monsters everywhere. He behaves too humanly, which easily arouses the villain's suspicion.

The elites gave him some advice, "The book says the villain is cunning and profit-driven. If you act smart enough, will the villain find you valuable and fall in love with you?"

"There's no way the villain would consider an ordinary kitten his life mentor. I'll definitely let him know my specialness in the future. But not right now. The time is too short and I haven't figured out his temper yet. Be cautious and wait a little longer."

I don’t know if it was because stepping on his milk had an effect, or if the villain didn’t intend to kill him in the first place, but he didn’t kill him this time.

Yun Mingchen was talking dirty and complaining, and while talking about all the ways the kitten could die, he carried him to the bathroom.

He called his servant and asked for a pet bathing kit to be delivered.

After the things were delivered, he squatted in the toilet, watched the online tutorial, and started to bathe the kitten.

Slender, white, bony fingers gently rubbed Yu Tong's body. He was halfway immersed in the warm water, his head tilted back, staring blankly at the warm light on the ceiling.

Didn’t the villain just say that he wanted to drown him in the toilet and flush it down the drain?

Is that how he drowned him?

Yun Mingchen was a sword cultivator. He had practiced swordsmanship for years, and his hands had a thin layer of calluses. They felt a little hard and a little pleasurable to the touch.

At first, Yu Tong felt a little uncomfortable being touched by a strange man, but after imagining it as a massage, he relaxed a lot.

He closed his eyes comfortably and sighed to the system in his mind: "So far, the villain is actually a pretty good person. Apart from his foul mouth, there are no other problems."

The system flipped through the original text and said, "Hmm... That's strange. In the original text, the villain was already a greedy, lustful, treacherous, and cunning hypocrite. This guy in front of me looks like a primary school kid."

"Isn't the original story from the male protagonist's perspective? His impression of the villain is all heard from others, so there may be misunderstandings."

[However, the villain's character deviation value is still 0. Logically, he should be a villain. After all, the original text gave him a character that appears gentle and kind on the surface, but bullies others behind the scenes.]

Yu Tong was pondering the system's words when Yun Mingchen, who had been chattering non-stop, suddenly shut up and stopped talking about roasted cat meat and cat fur coats.

He stared at the kitten in the basin seriously and uttered a soft "What is this?"

Yu Tong followed his gaze.

Oh, these are the little tom cat's balls.

Yun Mingchen probably figured out what it was, and reached out to touch it.

Yu Tong knew that cats had no right to privacy in front of humans.

Some people take photos of their kittens, whether they are eating, using the toilet, or licking their butts, and post them online with captions like "Ahhh, cats are so cute!!!"

Pinching a cat bell wouldn't even rank high on the list of weird human behaviors.

Yu Tong is a human being. He doesn’t know whether the kitten minds or not, but he minds it very much.

He began to dodge desperately with his tail between his legs. Yun Mingchen was indeed the future villain. Although he was not a bad person, he was extremely despicable.

The more the kitten hid from him, the more excited he became. It seemed that he didn't really want to do anything perverted, he just wanted to tease the kitten.

Yu Tong was chased everywhere by the villains, and the system leaned out to watch the fun with a cigarette in its mouth.

It wasn't until Yu Tong sneezed in the cold wind that Yun Mingchen gave up bothering him and turned around to raise the temperature in the bathroom a few degrees.

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By the time they came out of the bathroom, it was already past nine o'clock in the evening.

He spent over an hour in the bathroom, but the shower only took thirty minutes. The rest of the time, Yun Mingchen was playing with the cat.

Yu Tong lay in the man's arms with his fur flaring up, asking the system to show him the deviation value of his personality.

The system looked at him sympathetically, [Still 0.]

Yu Tong was shaking with anger.

Yun Mingchen took the delivery box and made a simple nest for the kitten. He also thoughtfully laid out a soft towel and a plush toy to keep the kitten company.

As if worried that the kitten wouldn't know how to play, he squatted next to the cardboard box and gently bumped the kitten with his doll, "Bite it, bite it."

Yu Tong grabbed the doll with his front paws and pretended to bite it. The villain chuckled and seemed in a good mood.

He tapped the kitten's nose with his fingertips and said, "So good."

In order to highlight the villain's superficial appearance and rottenness, the original text provides a lot of descriptions of his appearance.

The author used all the good words and sentences he knew that could describe a man's handsomeness to describe Yun Mingchen.

When he is not being servile or pretending to be gentle, his smile is very natural and beautiful.

Yu Tong was still angry, but when she saw him smiling so beautifully, her anger subsided a lot.

From the current perspective, Yun Mingchen is just a bad-mouthed person, but he is essentially a caring and gentle person, and there is nothing he needs to change.