Chapter 312: Foolish people have good fortune, but fools don’t

Zhou Yichuan's first date in court.

I attended two divorce cases with my girlfriend.

Witnessing the diversity of species—

The first couple cheated on their husband because of domestic violence, but the husband insisted that he did not hit anyone and said he had evidence.

Judge, "What evidence?"

The defendant searched his body for a long time and finally found a golden Buddha statue.

"This Buddha statue has been blessed. The Buddha can prove that I will never hit anyone. What I said is true!"

“…”

The whole audience fell into an eerie silence.

The man then said that their relationship had not broken down and there were a large number of transfer records to prove it.

Last month, I transferred 5.2 yuan, with the following note: [Do you know what my shortcomings are? My shortcomings are you]

Last month, I transferred 13.14 yuan, with the following note: [My love for you is like a tractor going up a mountain, vigorous and powerful]

The month before the month before, I transferred 3 yuan, with the following note: [I am nine, you are three, and except for you, it is still you]

The judge had seen a lot of things, so he remained unmoved. He pushed his glasses and calmly asked the female plaintiff, "Were the nude photos of the defendant and the person outside the case sent to you by the person outside the case?"

The female plaintiff replied, "Yes! Even so, this shameless man still said it was just a photo with a beautiful woman and refused to admit that he cheated!"

The judge listened quietly, but a strange sound suddenly came from the man in the dock.

“Ah…ah…ah…”

The woman was very emotional and continued to express herself.

"He even brought his mistress home! Evidence 1 not only proves he cheated on his wife, but also proves domestic violence..."

“Ah! Ahhh! Ahhhh!”

The man in the dock continued to make strange noises, which became increasingly obvious.

The judge could no longer tolerate this and sternly warned, "Defendant, please take your hands off the table!"

The male defendant turned a deaf ear and kept his hands under the table.

Makes strange noises.

Someone came forward and forcefully pulled his hand up.

"don't want!"

The man screamed heart-wrenchingly and refused to cooperate.

During the struggle, the thing he had been holding under the table was snatched out.

It was a screaming chicken.

All the audience seats, "..."

The second couple was divorced by the man due to a breakdown in their relationship and property disputes.

The man is a small boss with a good income, and his family is considered to be well-off.

After marriage, the property was handed over to his wife for management, and the relationship between the couple has always been good.

But just last month, his eight-year-old daughter fell ill and needed surgery. When he asked, he found out that the family had no money and his wife was in debt of more than three million yuan.

She gave all her money to her mother and younger brother. Her younger brother was addicted to gambling, so she used several credit cards and online loans to help him fill the gap.

Several properties in the family have been mortgaged...

The man was furious and went to court, but the gallery was filled with the woman's aunts and uncles.

He was torn into pieces by the gazes throughout the whole process.

When it was finally over, I was surrounded and criticized as soon as I came out.

"Is it worth it to spend a little money? My daughter was in her twenties and had plenty of suitors, many rich men chasing her! She must have been blind to fall for a poor bastard like you!"

"It's bad enough that you're poor, but you're also so stingy! I've lived for most of my life and have never seen a man as stingy as you! You're so fussy about spending a little money on your family!"

"Divorce is fine, but we will never accept this outcome! You must pay back the debt, and the child will be returned to our family!"

"You have disgraced our entire family. Are you still a man?"

“…”

There were voices of accusation all around.

Chen Jinyue and Zhou Yichuan were stuck at the back and were almost drowned in saliva.

Zhou Yichuan suddenly said, "I've seen people with bound feet, but I've never seen people with bound brains. Did you hide when humans were evolving?"

It would be fine if he didn't speak, he just looked out of place.

As soon as he spoke, he attracted all the firepower and fired at him.

"Who are you?"

"Hey, you useless bastard, you still have someone to help you? How much did he pay you guys?"

“…”

"I'm your father. I look like a decent human, but I can't speak a word. What sewer was left open for you to crawl out? Judging from your logic, your rectum is connected to your brain, right?"

“…”

Zhou Yichuan has never lost when it comes to arguing with people.

Today I finally met my match.

Surrounded by a group of relatives and friends, he finally made too much noise and was asked to leave by the staff.

The man enthusiastically chased after him, handed Zhou Yichuan a cigarette, and thanked him, "Brother, thank you just now! I was also young and ignorant, and now I am middle-aged, and I have ended up like this! Women are not good things, especially beautiful women. Lust is a knife hanging over your head. You must keep your eyes open in the future!"

When he said the last sentence, he glanced at Chen Jinyue in the car with a hint of his gaze and reminded him in a low voice.

Zhou Yichuan was already full of anger and had no place to vent it.

A happy couple, full of hope for the future, but seeing such a terrible divorce case, who can be in a good mood?

Now this guy is teasing his girlfriend, and he immediately gets angry.

Scold him equally.

"Fools have their own luck, but idiots don't. It's true that two different people can sleep in the same bed. You should check your brain when you get home."

…

The car drove out of the court parking lot, feeling a bit like a desperate escape.

Zhou Yichuan sat in the driver's seat, his handsome face looking grumpy.

Chen Jinyue was very calm. He tilted his head to look at him twice and asked, "Are you unhappy?"

The man pursed his lips tightly, his voice calm, "You'd better have plans later, otherwise I'll kill your broken robot when I get back."

This appointment made him angry, even worse than the last time when he was farming.

"Actually, I think it's quite interesting. You can see all kinds of couples' relationships and learn from them." Chen Jinyue paused. "Of course, some people just live with some prejudices, so there's no need to worry about it."

Zhou Yichuan paused for a moment, "Did you hear what he said next?"

Chen Jinyue said calmly, "I heard he praised your girlfriend for being beautiful."

Zhou Yichuan was suddenly so angry that he laughed.

She is quite good at grasping the key points.

"Then tell me, what lessons can we learn from these weirdos?" Zhou Yichuan felt a little better.

Chen Jinyue, a good student, began to summarize, "In the first couple, the man was just playing dumb, not wanting to bear the consequences of infidelity and domestic violence. He must have used this trick many times to get away with it. But this time, the other party was sober, so it wasn't so easy to resolve."

"In relationships, there are some things you don't need to be fussy about, but there are some principles you can't compromise on from the start."

"The second couple didn't clearly divide the common property between the couple and their extended family. In fact, when discussing marriage, money must be discussed. Only when the interests are clearly divided can the relationship last long."

“…”

Zhou Yichuan became interested after hearing what she said.

At the traffic light, he stepped on the brakes and suddenly turned to look at her, "If you want to get married, what are your requirements for your partner?"

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