"Of course, no problem, Mom promises you."

"Hehe, Mom is so nice, come and hug me, I can't move."

Zhang Hao frowned.

Could this red willow be just a hoax?

Did they deliberately let Miao Xiaoxiao get close so that it would kill her?

But what if?

What if this red willow really just wants a hug?

Let her decide this herself.

"good."

Miao Xiaoxiao took a deep breath.

Without any hesitation, she walked to the tree.

I hugged its thick, sturdy trunk with both hands, and the red willow branches fell one by one.

They actually lifted Miao Xiaoxiao up and swung her around like she was on a swing.

She panicked briefly.

But in the end, she was relieved because Hongliu just wanted to play with her.

Miao Xiaoxiao, with her incredibly approachable plant-based spirit, established an emotional bond with the heartwood of the red willow tree, and at this moment, they could truly say they had succeeded.

"Mom, is it fun?"

"It's fun."

"Mom, my willow branch is a little tired and needs some nutrition."

"Would you like something to drink? I can pour you some water?" Miao Xiaoxiao asked with concern.

"Don't drink water."

What would you like to drink?

"Mom, I want to drink nai nai."

"???"

Miao Xiaoxiao blushed immediately.

But the sound of red willows is full of childlike innocence and a thirst for knowledge.

Miao Xiaoxiao was very confused: "You want to drink my nectar? Are you sure? Little Red Willow, have you forgotten that you are a tree? Don't trees drink nectar?"

“I know, but don’t humans drink their mother’s saliva when they are born? Mom, you are human, why can’t I drink saliva?” Hongliu said innocently.

Where did you see it?

"I saw it on my phone. That black chicken was given to me."

"A crow, it's a crow!"

The raven emphasized from the side.

"No, but it's not really appropriate for you to drink nectar so soon after you were born, is it?"

"Why not? I can absorb brain marrow very quickly, so it shouldn't take long to absorb any more. Does Mom have a lot of brain marrow? Then I can keep absorbing until Mom runs out of brain marrow."

"O_o!"

Although Hongliu's words were entirely correct.

But to these adults, it sounded rather blatant.

What does it mean to keep inhaling?

Suck until there's no more spice?

Wow!

You're really fierce, I'm scared.

I'm afraid you'll suck my penis dry.

It seemed that Miao Xiaoxiao was in a difficult position.

Hongliu said with a wronged expression, "Actually, I'm not just curious. It's just that the thought of having brothers and sisters take away Mom's love makes me very sad. So I want to be the first child to taste Mom's nipples. Even such a small request, Mom won't grant me?"

"this……"

Miao Xiaoxiao was caught in a dilemma.

Zhang Hao glared at Raven and muttered, "Look what you've done! You left your phone behind and poisoned the newborn Red Willow. It's so young and already knows how to use drugs. What will it be like when it grows up?"

Raven curled her lip: "If there weren't any videos of feeding nausea on this phone, would Red Willow be like this? Is it my fault? Didn't Dad hoard all this information?"

And it's not this kind of video.

There are even more exciting and unexpected videos to come.

Feeding is considered the lowest level.

"You dare talk back? Your phone is confiscated for two weeks!"

"I was wrong, Dad."

"snort."

The two were arguing.

Hong Liu also started to act up, just like a little child.

"I don't care, I want naan! I want to eat naan! Mom won't give me naan, does that mean she doesn't love me anymore?"

"It's not that Mom doesn't want to give it to you, it's just that Mom really doesn't have any."

"No penis? I can see it, it's so big, how could it not have a penis? Let me take a look..."

Hong Liu was about to get physical.

The willow branches sway gently, ready to be unraveled to uncover the truth.

Good heavens!

It looks exactly like some kind of tentacle monster.

"Don't be ridiculous! Don't touch me like that! I'm your mother! You have to respect me." Miao Xiaoxiao was flustered.

"Huh? Isn't that disrespectful? I just wanted to take a look." Hongliu said, puzzled.

"That's disrespectful. At the very least, you should get someone's permission before you can watch it."

"Oh, can I see Mommy's pussy?"

"Can't."

"Why?"

"Because...because it's too big, I'm afraid it will scare you."

"Oh, that big dung must have a lot of dung water, Little Red Willow wants to drink it."

"A big head doesn't necessarily mean you'll get pregnant. I only get pregnant three days after conception, and everyone's body is different. Maybe I'll never get pregnant."

Miao Xiaoxiao blushed.

I felt helpless and had no other choice.

She's only twenty years old; she can't talk about this issue as openly as a pregnant woman.

"Three days postpartum? Didn't Mom already give birth to me?"

“It’s different. You are conceived spiritually, I mean physically.”

"Huh? I don't understand."

"You'll understand later. It's not that Mom really doesn't want to give it to you, it's just that there's really no other way," Miao Xiaoxiao said earnestly.

"Then I want to drink it."

"How about I get you some milk powder? This tastes good too."

"Baby formula? Is it tasty? Which tastes better, baby formula or mom's milk?"

"Well……"

This question stumped Miao Xiaoxiao.

I have no idea, since no one has ever drunk it.

She glanced at the president with a slight blush, then abandoned this dreamlike idea.

The president is so handsome and so capable.

You probably don't like me, right?

It's no wonder she's a fangirl; which female member of Leon Lai's group doesn't have a crush on someone?

Who wouldn't want to give him a drink?

But people should have self-awareness; they are not worthy of the president.

"It must be because milk powder tastes better; human genitals usually have a very fishy smell."

Miao Xiaoxiao took out her backpack.

Stir the prepared milk powder using a battery-operated water heater.

Then I poured some water onto the roots of the tamarisk tree.

But the red willow felt unsatisfied; it stuck several willow twigs in and drank them all up in one slurp.

"Mommy, this formula tastes so good, I want more!"

"Okay, here you go."

Miao Xiaoxiao finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Thankfully, I managed to fool them. Taking care of a child is really not easy.

However, Honglian, who had witnessed the entire process, now had a curious look on her face.

"What's wrong, Little Red Lotus?" Zhang Hao asked.

Honglian blinked her beautiful eyes and licked her lips.

"Brother Hao, I also want to drink your 'nai' (a type of drink)."