Fang Xiyue, a fair-skinned and beautiful college student.
She unexpectedly bound with a sign-in system and learned that the apocalypse was imminent.
As long as she could 'smack the ...
My name is Fang Munan, and I am three and a half years old. My mother's name is Fang Xiyue, and my father's name is Jun Nanxuan. I also have seven younger brothers and sisters, but we don't have the same father.
We are precious babies who grew up in a gestational sac after our parents' genes were extracted. We were all born on the same day.
Jun Nanxuan is my biological father. He is very handsome, the kind of man who can intimidate you at first glance. However, he becomes very gentle when he is with my mother, and he is also very gentle when he sees us little babies.
However, when faced with a high-level civilization that comes to provoke him, he becomes ruthless and decisive, making him a fearsome presence for high-level civilizations and the God of War of the seven planets.
Gong Yunxiao is my fifth brother's biological father. He is an extremely terrifying business genius. His business influence spans across various planets, and I've heard that he has even infiltrated advanced civilizations. He must be carrying out some evil plan, but the seeds have only just been sown and haven't sprouted yet.
Chu Xingyan is my second sister's father. I heard that he strongly insisted on having a baby girl because baby girls are sweet, soft, and fragrant, unlike baby boys who are smelly. Humph, we don't smell at all! Uncles and aunts, smell us if you don't believe me (raises her little arms like lotus roots).
Chu's dad is the kind of dad that all of us kids are afraid of. He always has a cold face that makes people afraid to get close. He also likes to spar with my dad. Although he is defeated by my dad every time, he lasts longer each time.
His favorite people are his mother and his second sister, but he's also good to us. When he buys a cake for his second sister, he buys one for us too.
Song Yifan is my third sister's father. He is a very funny person. He always likes to play pranks on us, then make us cry and then laugh out loud. He says that children are born as their parents' toys and must learn to enjoy it.
But I felt that none of us babies were happy except for him, so every time he came back we would hide far away, even my third sister would run with us.
Ye Ziming is my sixth brother's father. He is the gentlest father, always smiling, as warm as a spring breeze.
But don't be fooled by his appearance. He's a smiling tiger, extremely cunning, and his schemes are so elaborate that you can't find fault with him. Sometimes you even have to thank him. In short, don't mess with him.
Xiao Zihan is the father of the seventh brother. He is very good at playing games, but he said that children should not use electronic products because they are bad for their eyes. So he plays games and lets us listen to the sounds. I think this is a bit cruel to us, but Dad Xiao is right. Eyes are very important and must be protected.
Xiao's father is usually very serious, but he suddenly becomes clingy when he sees our mother, and he even knows how to be more affectionate than we do.
Su Zheyu is Ba Mei's father. He is the youngest, so everyone gives way to him. I think he is like a sloth. He always likes to hang on my mother and won't get down. Even though my mother is so thin and weak, he still bullies her. He's so naughty!
Jin Muze is our fourth brother's father. He is very strict and has the highest expectations for us. Whenever he has time, he urges us to practice our skills and abilities. His most frequent saying is, "Only when you become stronger can you protect Mom." He's right. Although practicing is tiring, we will definitely persevere for Mom's sake.
Today is my parents' wedding anniversary. They left us to go live with their nine younger siblings. As the eldest child, I have to take care of my seven younger brothers and sisters.
Those little kids over there playing like crazy are my younger brothers and sisters. Sigh, all they do is play all day long, they're so immature.
Although I love my mom and dad very much, they have a lot of things to do every day.
Ever since those advanced civilizations were driven back, they've been coming to provoke us every now and then, which is really annoying.
Fortunately, my parents come home to see us every day, and eat and play games with us.
The guy grinning like an idiot over there is my uncle, Fang Xichen. He loves us so much; he buys tons of delicious food for us every day.
When Mom and Dad aren't home, it's always my uncle who looks after us and plays with us. We love my uncle very much.
Standing next to him is our aunt, Zuo Yu. She likes us too, but I'm a little afraid of her because she always likes to pinch our cheeks, saying they're chubby and fun.
They're already married, and my aunt is pregnant now, which is great! Once she has her own baby, she won't pinch our cheeks anymore.
Tomorrow is our eighth birthday, so our grandparents will be coming to our house. I'm so excited just thinking about it.
They always bring us lots of toys whenever they come, and every baby gets one, so we never argue over toys.
Grandma and Grandpa love to buy us clothes. Our wardrobe has grown from a small closet to a big one. Many of our clothes have become too small before we even had a chance to wear them. Grandma and Grandpa say it's okay, we can give them to our younger siblings when they are born.
We also have great-grandmother, great-grandfather, great-maternal grandmother, and great-maternal grandfather. They suddenly became obsessed with fishing and would go fishing together every day, but most of the time they came back empty-handed.
I once asked them why they kept going even though they couldn't catch any fish.
They said it was a process of enjoying time, but clearly, one time after my great-grandfather caught a fish, he was so happy that he couldn't bear to eat it. He kept it for several days before my grandmother secretly stewed it.
We also have a lot of aunts and uncles, who are my parents' teammates. There are so many that I can't remember all their names. I just recognize their faces and call them "aunt" or "uncle" when I see them. I can't go wrong. I'm such a clever little devil.
My mom said I'm the smartest among all my siblings. Oh dear, my mom loves to tell the truth.
Oh, right, my great-grandmother said she's going to make sweet and sour pork for us tonight. I love sweet and sour pork the most! I'm so happy!
"Dabao, bring your younger brother and sister over for dinner!"
The one calling us is our great-grandmother. Although we call her great-grandmother, she actually looks very young because she has special abilities, so she always looks like she's in her 40s. Our great-grandfather and the others are the same.
Okay, we should go eat now. I'll write to my aunts and uncles again next time I have time. Bye-bye!
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My name is Fang Xiyue, Xi as in dawn and Yue as in the moon. I am very happy now, so happy that I think it's all an illusion.
My story with them officially began when we received our eight marriage certificates.
I love them so much that I want them to never be apart, and I think that wish will definitely come true.
Wishing everyone happiness, joy, and all your wishes come true! May you be happy every day! Bye-bye!
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