How do you deal with a green tea bitch who bullies, humiliates, and ultimately kills you?
Qin Bai tells you: String her along, string her along, and keep stringing her along!
When the t...
Qin Bai was playing a game when he felt a little hungry.
He closed his eyes, searching within the infinite space for what to eat this time.
"I've already had steak, and the caviar was just so-so. You can't eat too much seafood, or you'll get gout. So this time I'll have this."
After choosing his target, Qin Bai saw the dinner he was going to have.
A huge, finished turkey appeared on his table, its skin, roasted until it glistened with oil, emitting a slight golden hue.
A rich aroma of spices wafted towards me.
He had only heard of this stuff before, but had never eaten it. He never expected to get to enjoy it this time.
"Such a big roasted turkey, it seems like we can't finish it in one meal, but it's okay, we can just put the leftovers back in our space, since the food there won't spoil."
Qin Bai twisted off a huge turkey leg and showed it off on the spot.
"Since there's meat, how can there be no wine?"
The alcohol content of baijiu is too high; if you get drunk and something happens, it will be troublesome.
He'd already had beer, so this time he pulled out a bottle of cocktail.
The cocktail wasn't very strong and tasted good, making it a perfect match for the turkey.
Just as he was enjoying his meal, his phone rang.
Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a call from Qiao Lianyi.
"Goddess, is there something you need?"
Qin Bai immediately changed his tone, and anyone who heard it would think that he was definitely a professional simp.
Qiao Lianyi was initially a little worried, but after hearing this voice, she immediately felt relieved.
That's what her sycophants all say.
"Qin Bai, I just finished taking a shower and I'm a little hungry."
Qiao Lianyi immediately pulled out her trump card: her sweet, coquettish voice.
She remembered using this voice to make a sycophant surrender on the spot!
Qin Bai felt a chill run down his spine; the voice was truly amazing.
"Hungry? Go find something to eat!"
Qiao Lianyi rolled her eyes. Sure enough, Qin Bai was still as straightforward as ever, and the words he spoke were also typical of a straight man.
"We've run out of food here. I'd like to see what you're having for dinner, okay?"
"Me?"
Qin Bai glanced at the turkey leg in his hand and said directly, "I'm eating turkey right now."
Qiao Lianyi was stunned. What the heck, a turkey?
Is it the turkey she imagined?
This thing shouldn't be cheap, so why would Qin Bai...?
Oh, I almost forgot, Qin Bai won five million. He can afford not only turkeys, but even luxury cars.
Guh!
Qiao Lianyi couldn't help but swallow, as if she could smell the aroma of turkey.
"You see, I haven't had dinner yet, do you mind...?"
Before Qiao Lianyi could finish speaking, Qin Bai decisively said, "I mind. Actually, I was lying to you earlier. I don't have turkey here, only pickled cabbage noodles."
Qiao Lianyi's face fell. She had gone from eating turkey to eating instant noodles in an instant. The difference in quality was too great. She hadn't met her expectations.
[Fine, instant noodles it is. I'll make do. I'll make Qin Bai buy me a turkey himself later!]
After thinking for a moment, Qiao Lianyi put on a pitiful voice again: "Then can you bring it to me? It's dark outside, so scary. Qinqin and I are two girls and we don't dare to go out."
Qin Bai almost burst out laughing. He wondered who it was that went to the movies with a rich kid late at night and came back the next day with their legs shaking.
"But I'm afraid of the dark."
Qin Bai hesitated before speaking.
Qiao Lianyi almost vomited blood. What are you afraid of the dark for?!
If you're afraid of the dark, who used to bring you brown sugar water late at night?
Who delivered the takeout?
But all her food was in Qin Bai's hands, so she couldn't get angry now.
At the very least, let's wait until we get the food.
"Okay, wait a moment, I'll take it over."
Would Qin Bai be so kind?
Of course not!
He pulled out his treasured old-fashioned pickled cabbage noodles from under his bed, a strange smile playing on his lips.
The sauerkraut packet inside had been replaced by him using his ability to create infinite space!
This is a use he discovered later when he had nothing else to do: after coming into contact with something, he can choose to put some things inside into his space, or he can choose to put things from his space into the thing.
In this way, he can replace the internal parts simply by touching the surface.
For example, if there's a safe containing gold bars, he can take only the gold bars and not the safe itself.
You can even stuff a bunch of bricks into a safe without breaking it.
He used this ability to replace some of the sauerkraut in the sauerkraut packets with top-quality chili sauce!
This chili sauce is so spicy that most people only need a little bit to cry out in pain.
If you eat it all, it will probably evolve into a fire-breathing child.
He was curious whether they would eat the instant noodles mixed with chili sauce or not.
If I don't eat, I'll definitely go hungry, but if I do eat, things will probably be even worse.
Qin Bai happily arrived at the house where the two women lived, put down the two buckets of instant noodles, and then left.
He sent a message after he went downstairs.
"I left the instant noodles at the door; I'm going back now."
After seeing the message, they opened the door and found two buckets of instant noodles.
At this moment, instant noodles have an unparalleled allure for them; the feeling of being hungry is too unbearable.
They quickly boiled water; at this point, the temperature hadn't dropped to such an extreme level, and there was still water available.
They opened all the seasoning packets and put them in all at once, only to realize that the sauerkraut packet seemed wrong.
"What is this? Red... chili sauce?"
Qiao Lianyi and Lin Qin exchanged a glance, somewhat bewildered.
"Isn't this Lao Tan pickled cabbage noodles? Where did this chili sauce come from?"
"I don't know, maybe they made a mistake during production. You can see the packaging is fine."
Unaware of the reason, they quickly poured in boiling water, let it soak for a few minutes, and then started eating.
After just one bite, their expressions changed drastically, and they spat it out.
"Ha! Ha! So spicy! So spicy!"
"This chili sauce is so spicy! Water, I need water!"
However, they don't usually boil water, and their water bottles are always empty. With no other option, they have to rely on tap water.
After drinking a lot of tap water, they felt a little better, but their lips were already a little red and swollen.
"What kind of chili pepper is this? It's so spicy! I'm going to complain. Isn't this harming people?"
Lin Qin shouted in exasperation.
"What's the use of complaining now? Are you still going to eat this instant noodles or not?"
Looking at the tempting aroma of instant noodles in front of them and feeling the hunger in their stomachs, they finally made their choice.
Rinse it with tap water many times until the spiciness is tolerable before eating it.
But at this point, the instant noodles had lost all their flavor.
They ate a lonely meal.