Apocalypse: Starting by Taking Care of My Neighbor's Wife

A virus breaks out, the apocalypse descends, and Han Yang returns to the day of the outbreak.

His housemate turns into a zombie, leaving his girlfriend all alone.

What can Han Yang do?<...

Chapter 62 Funny

Song Ji took out the small hammer he carried with him.

These are the only two tools he can carry with him at home. They are usually used to nail canvases. The other one is a utility knife!

Just as he was about to break the glass, the woman inside finally moved.

She suddenly took two steps closer and opened the window from the inside.

"???"

Song Ji was stunned for a moment, then he was ecstatic.

"You're smart!"

But the next second, his smile froze!

I saw the woman taking out a long knife from somewhere.

The handle of the long sword is red, the blade is long and straight, and the blade is sharp on one side. At the tip of the blade, it is like a sword.

This knife is shining with the unique metallic luster, and it is obviously a real thing at first glance.

I just don't know if the blade has been sharpened or not.

A trace of panic flashed across Song Ji's face.

He doesn't want to verify it!

"Um...beauty, I'm a little hungry. I came here just to ask you for something to eat or drink. Is that okay with you?"

Chen Fang looked at him as if he were a fool.

"Really, beautiful lady, I just came to apologize. It was my fault just now. I shouldn't have cursed at you, and I shouldn't have kicked the door!"

Song Ji put on a sincere smile on his face. He had always been successful when dealing with girls.

Chen Fang didn't say anything, but started aiming at him with the Tang sword.

Then stab hard!

Song Ji subconsciously dodged to the side.

Although he successfully dodged Chen Fang's stab, he forgot that he was now on the windowsill.

His feet were in the air and he immediately lost his balance and his body began to fall backwards.

“Eh? Eh! Eh…”

Song Ji was screaming, but fortunately he held on to the curtains tightly and did not fall.

But the body was almost lying flat.

At this time, Chen Fang and Song Ji exchanged perspectives, and Chen Fang was looking down at him.

Song Ji looked at Chen Fang staring thoughtfully at the curtains hanging on him, and his eyes seemed to light up.

I couldn't help but feel a chill in my heart!

This stinky woman, she won't want...

Chen Fang answered with action!

She pointed the Tang knife at the curtains and started cutting.

"Fuck!"

"No, beautiful lady, stop it! What you are doing is wrong! You are killing someone, it's against the law!"

Chen Fang ignored him and continued doing her own thing seriously!

Song Ji was terrified!

We are on the fifth floor now. If he really falls down, he will be crippled if not dead!

Moreover, there are zombies guarding below.

“Fuck it!”

Song Ji gritted his teeth, pushed his feet down quickly, and lowered the curtains with both hands, and soon reached the fourth floor.

Stepping on the windowsill on the fourth floor, Song Ji finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Just wait, bitch. Sooner or later I'll catch you and then I'll kill you!"

After Song Ji finished cursing, he saw that the window on the fourth floor was open and was about to kick open the screen to go in.

But before he could move, a person walked out from the shadows.

This is also a woman, a beautiful woman.

She was wearing a cosplay costume of the heroine from NieR: Automata, holding a long white sword in her hand, and walked slowly towards me.

A pair of blood-red eyes stared at Song Ji, filled with a desire for blood!

"...Master...commands...hungry..."

Song Ji was confused!

He had forgotten about this long ago!

Then he shouted with a horrified look on his face: "You... don't come over here!"

Song Ji shouted while retreating.

This time he missed the step completely, his body fell sharply, and then there was a loud "bang".

The curtains were stretched straight, he was suspended in the air, and then slammed hard against the wall.

Song Ji's face was pressed directly against the wall, and due to inertia, it rubbed against the wall, and immediately became bloody.

“Ah~”

Song Ji screamed, and his face was covered with tears, snot and blood.

This was not the end yet. Because the force of the fall was too great, there was a "hissing" sound, as if something was torn apart.

Song Ji's body fell a little further.

Chen Fang upstairs looked at the cloth rope in front of her, feeling a little strange.

How come the wound she had just cut with great difficulty didn’t split open?

Where did the tearing sound come from just now?

On the roof, where the cloth rope touches the eaves, which the two cannot see.

There was originally a tiny hole here hooked by the wire, and as Song Ji slowly moved downwards, it was gradually worn away and became bigger and bigger.

The cloth rope could no longer withstand the sudden force of falling and was torn in half by more than two-thirds, leaving only a little bit holding it together.

And as Song Ji struggled and shook, the remaining bit began to break and tear.

Song Ji lay face down, his hands trembling as he carefully touched his face.

"My...nose, my face..."

Then he felt his waist suddenly loosen, and the feeling of being hung tight disappeared.

The body fell downwards as if weightless.

The ground within sight is getting closer and closer.

A rotten corpse emitting a foul smell came into his sight.

Then there was a "bang".

His eyes went dark and he lost all feeling.

Chen Fang listened to the screams disappear and looked outside.

Song Ji was lying face down on the ground, blood oozing out from his side.

At the same time, the huge noise attracted the surrounding zombies, and they all rushed over.

Started biting his body.

Chen Fang breathed a sigh of relief, the danger was over, and she couldn't bear to watch any longer, so she closed the curtains.

And in the building opposite.

Huang Jianye put down the telescope and chuckled.

"Fuck, it's true that when you doze off, you get a pillow. Isn't the key here?"

He believed that the pervert must have the key.

It doesn’t matter if there is no stairs, he can climb up!

As for those zombies, he didn't take them seriously at all!

"But it's a bit late today. It will be dark by the time we finish cleaning up the zombies!"

Huang Jianye looked at the setting sun and felt that it was too unsafe to take any action today.

"Let's wait until tomorrow! I didn't expect there was a woman on the fourth floor, and she's also very pretty! Now I can enjoy myself, hehe..."

Han Yang and Nan Nan traveled day and night, and this time it took them less than two hours to return to Qingbei District.

After leaving the coastal highway, Nan Nan's scooter stopped working properly.

Because people often walk on the sidewalk, which is bumpy and noisy, it is easy to attract zombies.

I couldn’t get fast enough to shake off the zombies.

Finally, the two had no choice but to give up the scooter and started walking.

Soon, they walked to the lingerie store where they had stayed overnight.

Nan Nan glanced at the police station next to her and asked, "Brother Han, do you want to go in and take a look?"

"Forget it, let's hurry up! Besides, I'm beginning to sense Sasha. If I'm not mistaken, Sasha should have awakened!"

"real?"

Nan Nan was very excited.

"I'm not sure yet, I just have a feeling! After all, it's still too far away!"

Han Yang closed his eyes and felt it.

They are now about seven or eight kilometers away from Chen Fang.

At the current distance, he could only vaguely sense the other party's condition.

To effectively control it, it needs to be within five kilometers.

"Then let's hurry up!"