Apocalypse + Base-Building + Easygoing + Comedy + Ruthless Protagonist + Strong Female Lead + Face-Slapping + No Romance
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"Ha ha ha ha......"
"Boss Ye is really good at stirring up trouble, isn't he?"
"I'm dying of laughter, hahahaha..."
"Look at how scared the doctor was. After he lost sight of Boss Ye, he immediately stood up and closed the door."
"If I were a doctor, I'd be scared too."
"But, did you notice the clothes that Boss Ye wore in this dungeon?"
"It's black. It looks really nice."
"That's not it. I'm talking about Boss Ye's brooch. Don't you think it looks like a knife? It's the kind that's been blessed..."
"Fuck, don't scare me, I'm a coward!"
*
When Ye Youbai came to the nurse's station and handed his medical record to the nurse standing inside, the nurse began to look at it as usual.
As she read, she recited: "Schizophrenia, depression, bipolar disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder, neurasthenia, organic mental disorder... disintegrative neurosis..."
After reading to the end, the nurse looked at Ye Youbai with a horrified expression. This disease has quite a lot of connotations.
"You...are sick..."
The nurse's mouth twitched and she was interrupted by Ye Youbai before she could finish her question.
"What's the problem? Where is my ward?"
"I...I'll take you there..."
After the nurse finished speaking, she immediately picked up her things and took Ye Youbai to the ward. She didn't want to die here.
Generally speaking, a patient who suffers from so many diseases is either a lunatic or must be a lunatic!
Because there are two possibilities. One is that she really has so many diseases and is a real lunatic!
Another possibility is that these are the medical records she wrote to threaten the doctor. She is pretending to be crazy, but she must be crazier than a madman in her heart!
She was afraid of a madman going crazy, but she was even more afraid of a fake madman going crazy.
The nurse took Ye Youbai to a double room.
Ye Youbai: “???”
She has so many illnesses, yet she still lives in a double room?
Aren’t you afraid of a fight between two lunatics?
With such doubts, Ye Youbai walked into the double room.
This double room looks OK, with a separate bathroom and seemingly complete supplies.
There were two beds in the room, two bedside tables and two chairs next to each bed.
One of the beds was already occupied by someone with short red hair that looked particularly eye-catching against the backdrop of the white sheets and pillows.
Ye Youbai: “???”
Why are Xiaohong and Apia here?
She thought the two of them had gone out to find food on their own.
As soon as Ye Youbai entered the room, the person on the bed stood up immediately.
Xiaohong jumped off the bed excitedly, rushed towards Ye Youbai, and gave Ye Youbai a big hug.
"Sister, they said I was sick."
When Xiaohong said this, she did not forget to point at the nurse standing behind her.
Nurse:"......"
This is not what she said. The medical records were written by the doctor and they are acting according to the doctor's instructions.
Upon hearing this, Ye Youbai raised his hand and touched Xiaohong's hair, and said softly and lovingly, "I'm sick too."
Xiaohong: “???”
Is my sister sick?
What's wrong with my sister?
Apia: “???”
Is the master sick?
Impossible?
"Sister, what disease did they write for you?"
Seeing that Xiaohong wanted to see it, Ye Youbai took out his medical records and placed them in front of Xiaohong.
She knew that Xiaohong didn't know many words, so she took Xiaohong's hand and sat down beside the bed. Then she read the medical records while teaching Xiaohong and Apia to read.
"Schizophrenia, depression, bipolar disorder..."
Xiaohong studied all the symptoms very carefully and recognized the words. Then Xiaohong looked at Ye Youbai and then at the medical records.
Xiaohong: “!!!”
As expected of a sister, she even gets sick more often than others!
Xiaohong thought so, took out her medical records and put them in Ye Youbai's hands.
Ye Youbai looked down and was dumbfounded.
"Shadow syndrome?"
Ye Youbai: “???”
Is there such a disease?
Shadow syndrome?
When Ye Youbai saw the ghost behind Xiaohong, he understood what was going on.
The ghost itself has no shadow, but the ghost has been floating around Xiaohong, so the doctor wrote Xiaohong a shadow syndrome.
Ye Youbai: “…”
There is really nothing to write, so I just wrote it randomly.
"Where is Apia's medical record?" Ye Youbai looked quietly at Xiaohong's medical record in his hand and asked thoughtfully.
Xiaohong and Apia are both weird. Since Xiaohong has a medical record, it is reasonable that Apia also has a medical record.
Xiaohong looked at Apia and shook her head.
"The doctor said we came together, so we're considered one person. One medical record is enough."
Ye Youbai: “???”
Are all doctors so perfunctory?
Apia also stammered at this time: "Yes... yes, master."
Ye Youbai thought for a moment and then continued to ask, "When did you come here?"
Xiaohong thought for a moment and then said, "We just arrived not long ago, but after coming here, it's like we have other people's memories."
"That memory said we've been receiving treatment here for over three months, but Pia and I just arrived."
Ye Youbai also noticed the time on Xiaohong's medical record at this time. It was indeed more than three months different from the time on her medical record.
My dear, there is more to this chapter. Please click on the next page to continue reading. It will be even more exciting later!