Apocalyptic Empress and the Naughty Zombie

This is an inspirational story about a female medical university student who travels to the apocalypse, encounters all kinds of perverted zombies, then instantly kills them and eventually becomes t...

Chapter 14

My grandson, I'm sorry for you. Don't blame me for being too excited. This is a world without women. Any normal man would be excited when seeing a woman, right?

Although Yun Zhou is a super spiritualist, he doesn't want to be special when it comes to dealing with women, otherwise he will be misunderstood as being frigid or impotent, or even gay.

Xia Lingjun angrily raised his right hand, opened his index and middle fingers, and rubbed them downwards against Yun Zhou's newly opened eyes. He shouted, "Fuck you! I'll kill you!"

Yun Zhou bent over and covered his hands in pretending pain: "Little girl, you wiped the wrong place! Ouch... It hurts..."

"I wish you would die of pain! If you don't accept my toast, you will be punished, huh!" Xia Lingjun put his hands on his hips and looked very strong.

"Haha... I'm already dead, so the pain won't kill me." Yun Zhou stood up straight, crossed his arms, and looked very proud. "Little girl, for the sake of fairness, you brushed past me, so I'll brush past you too, hehe..."

"Damn it!" Xia Lingjun kicked her. This old pervert actually molested her verbally. As expected, a dragon gives birth to a dragon, like a phoenix gives birth to a phoenix, and a mouse's son will dig holes. Like grandson is like grandfather, equally obscene and lustful.

Of course, Xia Lingjun's foot hit nothing, and she was flying too high. Tragically, she didn't kick Yun Zhou at all, and fell to the ground with a "bang".

"Little girl, you are too excited. You are just a beginner. You can't fly so high all of a sudden, or you will fall to death." As he said this, he squatted down and slowly put his hand to her chest, but was slapped away by Xia Lingjun.

"What? Elementary?" Xia Lingjun's eyes widened, a sense of silent loss washed over him. "You just said I was upgraded. Damn it! From elementary to elementary, what kind of upgrade is that?"

"Come on, come on! Little girl, I just told you not to get excited, but you're excited again. You're all sweaty. Let me wipe it for you!" Yun Zhou actually took out a handkerchief from his sleeve and wiped Xia Lingjun's face.

"Fuck you! Are you kidding me?"

"Little girl, I don't lie, especially to you. You did level up, but only from the first level to the third level. Look, you skipped two and went straight to the third level."

"So how many levels are there for beginners? I heard Cangran say he's at level four. Can't I control him and Mijia now?"

"Come! Let's sit down and I'll explain it to you!" As he said that, Yun Zhou looked up at the sky and then down at the ground. Sure enough, the green mountains and clear waters were just the perfect place for a single man and a single woman to have sex!

After an hour and a half of arduous explanation—it was actually a simple ten-minute affair, but Yun Zhou, using his saliva to its fullest, dragged it out for over an hour. He simply wanted to spend more time with Xia Lingjun. It was rare for her to sit so quietly on him, and the sweet scent of her sweat aroused him so much that he nearly lost control and came on the spot. Fortunately, he had incredible stamina and managed to hold it in for an hour.

If he wasn't dead, leaving behind only a wisp of spiritual power, he wouldn't have wanted to endure it and would have killed her long ago. Except for the way he treated women, he was special in everything else, so special that he had lost all his values.

Aa ...

Is there anyone in the world who dares to be more miserable than him? It would be fine if there was nothingness above and below, but he could experience normal physiological changes and the surge of blood desire.

I am speechless and ask the heavens, why is it so difficult to be a real man who can stand up to a woman!

------Digression------

I revised, I revised, I revised, I revised until I collapsed! Oh, the editor's discerning eye... let me pick up my moral integrity.

I failed again, and I vomited blood, poof... the ground was bright red...

Over and over again, my heart is completely broken...

Come and have a drink with the goddess 018

Xia Lingjun finally figured out how superpowers were graded. Elementary was levels one to three, and intermediate was levels four to six. Holy crap! She was so excited, but it turned out she was still at the elementary level, while Cangran and Mijia were at the fourth intermediate level. She still couldn't control Cangran or Mijia, only the little zombies. It felt so unrewarding.

Yun Zhou's mouth was dry from talking. He licked his tongue and saw Xia Lingjun's frown, which was particularly attractive. "Little girl! You're sweating all over. Why don't you jump into the lake and take a bath to cool down? Hehe... If you don't mind, I can accompany you."

"Go home and be with your mother!" Xia Lingjun said bluntly, without even raising her head, she continued to worry.

Yun Zhou turned his head and looked at Xia Lingjun with his clear and unparalleled eyes. After a long sigh, he said, "Oh! How pitiful! I wanted to go home and accompany my mother, but she died a long time ago. There is no trace of her body left! There is no one to accompany her!" As he spoke, he reached out and touched Xia Lingjun, but in fact, he only drew a hollow shape on her body. "It's more practical to accompany you!"

Xia Lingjun ignored his fiery gaze. Yun Zhou was secretly laughing in his heart. This situation was perfect for talking about love. He also wanted to make love in response to the situation. He tossed his long hair in a very charming way, and with one hand he opened the collar of his shirt, revealing his flat snow-white chest.

Xia Lingjun sat there calmly, frowning as he watched. Damn! What a flirtatious man! Yun Zhou, seeing the small blush on Xia Lingjun's face, became even more excited. He stretched out his legs, took off his shoes, and prepared to touch Xia Lingjun's calves.

"I'm going to kick you to death! Damn! Can anyone touch my beautiful legs?" Xia Lingjun stood up and did a beautiful roundhouse kick. She thought she could at least make Yun Zhou bleed from the nose, but she missed again and didn't hit anything.

"Little girl! I advise you not to waste your energy. I'm a dead man and you can't kick me." Yun Zhou stopped talking nonsense and suddenly sat down with a depressed look on his face. His two beautiful eyebrows were almost connected together. He knew that whatever he did would be in vain. He could only see but not eat.

It's a pity that the tough girl didn't show the charm of a gentle woman and came over to comfort the psychologically hurt man. She stood up, patted the mud on her butt, her small animal skin skirt swayed in the wind, and her two legs walked steadily one after the other. She jumped into the water with a splash, completely ignoring Yun Zhou's existence.

The poor man could only swallow this sadness alone. He also wanted to join her in the water, and then what? Nothing happened. He would never reach that peak of pleasure.

Wiping away two bitter tears, Xia Lingjun stared at the enchanting figure of the beauty in the water with reluctance. The heartless Xia Lingjun didn't care about Yun Zhou who was as nervous as a cat on the shore. She hummed a little tune comfortably while taking a bath, feeling relaxed all over. After the bath, she spun in the water and landed on the grass with an extremely light body. Only then did she feel that she had really upgraded. Now she was full of strength. If she were placed in the modern society, she would definitely be considered a female tyrant.

"Little girl, you are not strong enough now, but if you continue like this, you will soon catch up with Cangran and Mijia." Yun Zhou disappeared after saying this, and his disappearance was extremely helpless.

Xia Lingjun was naturally happy. She clenched her fists tightly and kept encouraging herself. Two days later, she felt that the black blood jade bracelet was filled with mysterious power. The power was input into her body again and again. Now climbing mountains was a piece of cake for her. It could almost be said that she could fly over the mountains.

Every day she would sit in meditation on a large rock at the top of the mountain, integrating the newly influx of spiritual power with her body. She felt that her body was strong enough to control the increasingly deeper spiritual power. With her eyes closed, she felt that everything disappeared, her body was in harmony with the world, and her heart was rare and peaceful.

Cangran saw the changes in Xia Lingjun and felt anxious. He once had a grandfather who was a psychic. It was because of that grandfather that he was terrified. It was difficult for a psychic to reach the peak level nine and nine stages after upgrading. At least he had never heard of it. The more a psychic upgraded, the more dangerous it became. He didn't want the goddess to follow in his grandfather's footsteps.

But he knew clearly that he could not stop Xia Lingjun. Once he embarked on the path of a mind controller, there would be no turning back. He could only keep moving forward. Otherwise, his spirit would degenerate and he would become a fool without any spirit. How could he bear to see such a beautiful goddess turn into a fool?

Cang Ran lives a tangled life, but Mi Jia lives a very happy life. Every day he goes out to shoot birds and catch wolves, and when he comes back there is a sexy beauty for him to look at. The only drawback is that the goddess is too fierce and yet too seductive, which makes him feel extremely excited all day long but unable to vent. In the end, he can only use his fingers to relieve his fatigue. Although he can't reach the peak of pleasure, he can still enjoy himself.

So, simple people tend to be happy more easily!

The cave where Xia Lingjun was located was relatively hidden, and poisonous weeds grew around the cave. Cangran would sprinkle some medicine around the cave every day to remove the smell of the human woman. After the last battle to seize the woman, he had to be cautious. If the werewolves and apes knew the human woman's location, they would have come to attack her long ago.

Even the careless Mijia became careful. Every time he led the little zombies out, the first thing he did was to gather around the hole and dig out the crab parts to urinate on, because this would allow the poisonous weeds to grow more vigorously.

That night, Cang Ranxing dug out a jar of green fruit wine from an unknown tree outside the cave. This wine was brewed by him and was pure, natural and pollution-free. Before Xia Lingjun came, he would make some wine to relieve his sorrow and recall the past. However, there was one time when he drank