Chapter 27 Crackdown on Ha? Fanatic Fans?

Cheng Sijie said, "I'm not joking. Do you remember that fanatic fan I told you about? That's him!"

Huh? A die-hard fan?

Yu Lingling chuckled and scoffed, "Sister, you're a pretty popular streamer, but surely you have overseas viewers watching your streams?"

Of course she knew that he was just mixed-race and not a real "foreign friend"; she was just trying to make fun of Cheng Sijie.

Cheng Sijie is a female anchor with over 100,000 followers on Yinghuo Live. Yu Lingling is very proud of her best friend for achieving this scale in just one year. Deep down, she feels that a good person like her friend shouldn't have encountered such a bad thing as a car accident.

Sure enough, although she dropped out of school, who would have thought that in just one year, Cheng Sijie would have built such a successful career, which made her very gratified.

Cheng Sijie said, "Sister, I'm not joking."

Yu Lingling twirled her pen, noticing Cheng Sijie's still very serious expression, and her heart skipped a beat. "Huh? Really? You're not kidding me, he really is your fan?"

Cheng Sijie nodded seriously.

Yu Lingling's pen fell to the table with a "thud." "Damn it, should we call the police?!"

Cheng Sijie said, "He didn't do anything else, so why call the police? In the end, I was taken away by the police for questioning and then lectured on not making false police reports?"

Yu Lingling said, "That's true. Is he your biggest fan?"

Cheng Sijie said, "Yes, he has watched my live streams for a long time. Actually... um... he is one of my earliest fans. He has given me a lot of small gifts and we often chat in the public chat, so I don't think he is a bad person."

Yu Lingling said, "That's settled then, as long as it's not that... Oh right, do you remember that fan you told me about who spent a lot of money on gifts?"

Cheng Sijie said, "I remember, the one who spent over 100,000 yuan right away, and I forced him to get a refund because he was a minor who spent money on gifts?"

Yu Lingling said, "Yes, yes, as long as they're not perverted men, or the kind of fans who feel guilty after receiving money, as if the money is falling from the sky, they generally don't have any malicious intent, right? Don't you always say that your group of fans are especially good to you?"

Thinking of the group of fans in her live stream, Cheng Sijie couldn't help but soften her tone: "Yes, yes, they are all very nice."

He not only chatted with her but also comforted her, providing her with a lot of emotional support during her year off from school.

Just thinking about it makes me feel all warm and soft.

Yu Lingling touched her chin. "Looking at it from another angle, your fan is quite handsome and doesn't have any sleazy vibes. Maybe it's just a coincidence."

As she spoke, she hummed a few lines of an idol drama theme song.

Cheng Sijie was speechless, both amused and exasperated: "You can talk, but why did you start singing?"

Yu Lingling: "Sorry, I've been watching a drama lately and have been listening to this song too much. Anyway, he can't do anything wrong at school. He's so handsome, I can't imagine how smooth his life must be. The probability of someone like him being a psychopath is very low. And the fact that he was able to transfer to our school temporarily means his family is well-off. Maybe it's just a coincidence. You might even be able to develop a relationship with your fan and have a pure first love."

Cheng Sijie wiped away non-existent cold sweat. "Forget it, I think you're having too much puberty right now. Did watching too many idol dramas ruin your brain?"

Yu Lingling rolled her eyes: "Honey, you're so boring. Please, if you don't sneak around in high school, when will you? This is exactly the effect we want—to secretly relax for a while while studying like crazy every day."

Yu Lingling took out a bag of spicy strips, tore it open and handed it to her while stuffing one into her mouth and chewing it, saying, "Besides, it's normal for high school students to be in love."

Cheng Sijie asked in horror, "Who told you that?"

Yu Lingling said, "My mom said it last night."

Cheng Sijie thought to herself, "Are you crazy? Your mother is a senior high school homeroom teacher at a top-tier high school, known as the 'Extinction Goddess.' Even Cheng Sijie's mother, He Hongmei, said..."

"I'm considered strict. I sent all the kids in my class to Lu Yun's class! So they'll know how gentle I am every day."

The "Lu Yun" that He Hongmei mentioned is Yu Lingling's mother.

How could someone say that it's normal for high school students to have romantic relationships? They're insane.

Yu Lingling's performance: "My mom said it's normal for teenagers to want to date, and she's going to crack down on it."

Cheng Sijie smirked, "You really know how to take things out of context. Teacher Lu is trying to give you a warning, isn't she? You still think 'it's normal for high school students to date.' Watch your temper."

Yu Lingling said, "I didn't want to either, but don't you think the top student in the next class is really handsome, oh my."

Cheng Sijie said, "Don't just look at faces. Look at my cousin, Cheng Jiayu. He's quite handsome, isn't he? He's already 1.85 meters tall. He told me that when he was in junior high, he went to South Korea with his mother and was even asked if he wanted to be a trainee. As for him, he was so wicked when he was young. He once stole the cabbage that my grandma was feeding the ducks. My grandma was horrified and it took her a lot of effort to get the cabbage out of his mouth."

Yu Lingling laughed heartily while also expressing great disappointment, "Huh? He actually did that? How could this person be so shameful? Really?"

Cheng Sijie pointed to the sky and the ground, "Absolutely genuine."

Yu Lingling said, "Okay, but don't you think the top student in the next class is quite refined? He's been handsome since he was a child."

Cheng Sijie said, "What's his name? Gu Mo? His glasses are as thick as beer bottles, and he's always silent."

Yu Lingling said, "The nerdy aesthetic is all the rage now. Do you even know anything about fashion?"

Nerd aesthetics?

Yu Lingling pushed up her glasses: "Hot nerd, in Chinese, 'sexy nerd'."

Cheng Sijie: "Sexy nerd...don't be so funny."

Yu Lingling: "Translating it into Chinese suddenly loses its flavor. But it really is a contrast; seemingly ascetic and refined on the outside, but actually super hot on the inside!"

Yu Lingling sighed and cupped her face in her hands, saying, "I suspect this is my ideal self: a highly intelligent woman who can easily master physics, or perhaps show off her skills in the lab while wearing goggles and gloves, yay!"

Cheng Sijie laughed, "Look at the student behind you."

Yu Lingling turned her head and saw that the top student in their class, nicknamed "Sleepyhead," was engrossed in reading physics problems, occasionally appearing deep in thought, as if he were in a dream world.

Yu Lingling: "..."

Yu Lingling: "...Sigh, my life has been drowned in math, physics, and chemistry, why are you adding insult to injury? I should have studied humanities...Physics is simply my nemesis..."

She lost interest in talking for a moment and sighed deeply.

Indeed, the difference between people is greater than the difference between people and dogs. How can anyone like physics?

Cheng Sijie smiled and leaned closer, whispering, "Am I bookish enough? Sexy enough? Does it fit your aesthetic?"

Yu Lingling clenched her fist: "Cheng Sijie, you will pay the price for your poisonous mouth sooner or later."

But she was just talking the talk. As her mother, Lu Yun, said, "High school students should prioritize their studies no matter what."

I heard that at the high school next door, the boys and girls had a huge fight over the ups and downs of their relationship. The boy, being a very emotional person, cried and wailed and even confessed his love in the rain.

This incident caused a sensation and sparked a frenzy of gossip. As a result, all high schools, whether provincial key schools, municipal key schools, ordinary high schools, or art schools, had their deans of students give important speeches during the flag-raising ceremony on Monday.

Main theme: Anyone who dares to start a puppy love affair will have their entire paradise destroyed by the teachers of this school!

The rostrum in A is very magnificent. At first glance, it looks more like a rostrum and flag square found in universities and colleges. Moreover, the design is very reasonable, circular, and has a kind of atmosphere like a mini Temple of Heaven, so the sound transmission is very good.

The head of the teaching department's slightly accented Mandarin echoed throughout the entire playground:

"You are all in the prime of your youth, at the age when flowers are in full bloom. Some fruits, when ripe at the wrong time, are destined to be bitter, sour, hard to chew, and utterly devoid of juice!"

"At an age when neither of us understands responsibility, is it about seeking fleeting novelty and imitating romantic scenes from TV dramas, or about budding love and having beautiful expectations for each other?"

"Students, if it's the latter, let this seed stay quietly in your heart and wait for it to bloom. There will be a time when the flower will bloom in full glory, just as life is as brilliant as summer flowers. But let me wait until after the college entrance examination in June before it blooms!"

"Let's use this beautiful innocence and expectation to motivate ourselves and encourage each other. If we want to date in high school, we will definitely strike hard. A High School will never allow this to happen!"

The dean of students always wore a suit and tie and paid great attention to his image. He was a graduate of a key university in the 1980s, which was a very prestigious degree at the time. He made outstanding contributions to the teaching quality of the school. Even in middle age, he was still very neat and tidy. However, this man was keen on watching the surveillance cameras, strolling in the corridors, and keeping an eye on the back door.

Such acts of espionage would be unsavory for anyone.

She's nicknamed "Staring Cat," a cute nickname that evokes a mix of love and hate.

He had the spirit of an underground party member who was not afraid of hardship or fatigue when it came to catching students who violated rules and regulations. Everyone suspected that he had become addicted to playing Red Alert when he was a child, and that he treated the school as a military base every day, and that he was the only armed agent in the base.

In addition, this man's first special skill is to strike the back of a boy's head, and his second special skill is to coldly order a girl to jump like a frog.

Therefore, people generally admire him and hate him at the same time. Many girls have even written fanfiction about him, which is something that cannot be discussed.

At this moment, "DingDingCat," who was in his forties, said with an accent, "Alright, I've said enough nice things, everyone, students of A Middle School. Especially the first-year students, you should all know my personality. I always try to be polite first and then resort to force! I've already tried to persuade you with all my heart. If you dare to break the rules again, I won't give you any face."

After saying that, he burst into hearty laughter.

Cheng Sijie heard Wang He suppressing a laugh, "Wow, Dingdingmao is playing the role of the Swordsman again. He must think he's so cool."

Hmm... I guess so. Cheng Sijie thought.

Everyone below listened with great interest. It seemed that the temperamental guy from the neighboring school was wailing and threatening to jump again, causing another uproar and giving the school leaders quite a headache.

She's said to be a top student, not only with excellent grades, but her father is also the director of the city's education bureau—she's got all the advantages.

Yu Lingling said, "I wonder if this guy's father will whip him with a belt."

Cheng Sijie said, "At least he spared us the routine Monday lecture, and we heard something interesting."

Wang He: "That's true!"