Are All My Inner Thoughts Gossips? The Marquis's Matriarch Shocks the Whole Family!

A story of mutual affection! The female lead is a 'green tea' master! While others underwent tribulation, she got struck by lightning!

As a thousand-year-old 'green tea' spiri...

Chapter 132 Jiang Shuyue is a genius in naming

"Husband, you are so generous! Don't worry, I will try my best to make it not eat so much, so as to save you some food money."

Zhou Yunshen disagreed. How much can a cat eat?

The Marquis of Zhennan’s Mansion is not so poor that it can’t even afford to keep a cat.

Jiang Shuyue: [Great! I can raise a Northeast Golden Tabby! I, Jiang Shuyue, am the first Green Tea Spirit to raise a large tiger! Hahaha, my fellow brethren must be envious of me, no, they admire me!]

Huahua nodded repeatedly: [Yes, yes, yes. Not only our own kind, but the entire plant kingdom will be drooling with envy!]

Zhou Yunshen: ...

What the hell? Northeastern Golden Gradient is...

"Shu Yue, what kind of companion are you talking about?"

"It's not a rare species, just an ordinary little tiger."

Her eyes sparkled and her face was filled with a pure and lovely smile.

Zhou Yunshen said word by word, "Tiger? Didn't you just say a tomcat?"

"The tiger is a cat. It and Tietou are relatives. So it's not wrong to call it a male cat, right?"

He wanted to say that was totally wrong.

According to her theory, the barbarians behind the northern ice veins are also human beings, but their habits and physiques are completely different from those on this side of the mountains.

Tigers and cats, like the northern barbarians and the inland people, cannot be put together for discussion.

Jiang Shuyue saw that he was silent, showing some signs of regret.

Jiang Shuyue: [Huahua, am I going too far? I heard it's hard to catch a tiger. Am I making it too difficult for the villain? Oh, if I had known he couldn't do it, I wouldn't have mentioned this and made it difficult for him.]

Zhou Yunshen frowned slightly: "I can't do it? Who said I can't do it!"

It’s just a tiger. It’s not like we haven’t fought one before. It’s no big deal to fight another one.

"You're right, tigers are considered cats, but tigers usually only give birth to one cub, so it's hard to choose between male and female. So, we can just raise whatever we catch, okay?"

"Okay, okay, sisters are good too! Cheap... No, husband, you are so nice!"

Jiang Shuyue grabbed Tietou's claws and slid them across his chest twice.

The soft claws make people feel itchy.

Zhou Yunshen put his arm around her waist and chuckled, "Shu Yue, if you were a little cat demon, you would be very cute."

"So am I not cute now?"

While Zhou Yunshen was stunned, Jiang Shuyue's cheeks had already puffed up.

Jiang Shuyue felt inexplicably unhappy: "Huahua, look, he despises me! He despises me because I'm not a cat demon! You bastard, I knew they were all the same, always looking at the pot while having their cake and eating it too."

[He doesn't care about my rare green tea plant, but he cares about the stray cat on the roadside!]

[I finally understand that domestic flowers don’t have the fragrance of wild flowers!]

[Huahua, I'm so pitiful. I've been rejected by mammals again!]

Huahua kindly comforted her: "Don't be sad, maybe it's because mammals are attracted to each other. If a male green tea spirit appeared, would you choose the villain or the male green tea spirit?"

Jiang Shuyue thought about this question seriously.

It seems... a bit difficult to decide.

Zhou Yunshen increased the strength in his hands and pressed the person against his chest.

He pinched the soft flesh around her waist with a hint of punishment.

"I like you no matter what you are like. I am devoted to you, and you must be the same as me, right?"

Jiang Shuyue: [Huahua, does being wholeheartedly devoted mean you can only love one person? But I also like Luming and the others, and Sister Shuangshuang, and I also like Xiaoliu and the Queen. How should I answer him?]

Huahua: [I've studied behavioral science. When humans ask this question, they want to be superior to others. This is a kind of emotional and self-esteem affirmation.]

[Just think about it, if the Queen and Zhou Yunshen fell into the water at the same time, would your instinctive reaction be to save Zhou Yunshen or the Queen?]

Jiang Shuyue said without a second thought, "Of course, save the villain!"

After hearing this, Zhou Yunshen loosened his grip on her waist slightly with satisfaction.

Before Jiang Shuyue could ask Huahua again, Zhou Yunshen's shadow had already cast a shadow over her.

Her breath held, and she felt the familiar warmth and softness, as well as a strange tingling heat flowing from her mouth into her body.

Jiang Shuyue's mind went blank. After a brief short circuit, she only had one sentence to say.

"I-I didn't brush my teeth!"

Zhou Yunshen suppressed his laughter: "It's okay, you smell good."

Jiang Shuyue felt a little happy and suddenly thought of a toothpaste advertisement: the fragrance of flowers and the taste of tea.

Isn't that her you're talking about?

"Okay, hurry up and get up and eat. I'll go and arrange to catch a tiger and bring one back for you."

"Thank you, my husband, you are the best!"

Jiang Shuyue hugged his neck and patted him. Tietou was sandwiched in the middle and meowed twice.

After they had kissed each other enough and Tietou's eyelids drooped, Jiang Shuyue got up and started to get dressed.

Hua Hua held up a golden pill and said, "Host, your Green Tea Points are sufficient. Do you want to exchange them for His Majesty Prince Huai's pill?"

Jiang Shuyue: [Okay, bring over my tea essence's invincible bone-strengthening pills.]

Huahua: [The Invincible Strong Bones and Muscle Pill? I didn't receive a name change notification. Did you call the wrong name?]

Jiang Shuyue: [The previous name was so boring. This is the new name I came up with. It's powerful and appropriate! I also gave Zhuyan Wan a new name: The Universe's Invincible Beauty Girl Bodyguard! Isn't that fitting?]

It sounds absurd and nonsense.

But when you think about it carefully, it is really suitable.

Huahua followed Jiang Shuyue and began to shake: [As expected of my host, the name is so interesting. Master Tiandao will definitely like it!]

Tiandao: ...No, don’t drag me into this, I can’t afford to lose face.

After lunch, the eldest daughter went on a date, the eldest son was busy doing things, and the third son went to be Jiang Chen's sparring partner. Jiang Chen was one against two and was very busy all afternoon.

Jiang Shuyue could only ask Xiaotao to go to Prince Huai's Mansion together.

On the way, they also heard people talking about the Union Medical College Hospital.

Xiao Tao knew that her mistress and Lan Ruoyue didn't get along, so she complained, "She just cured a few headaches and fevers. What's there to be proud of? She even dared to provoke us. We don't run a clinic. Isn't she sick?"

Huahua: [A few days ago, Lan Ruoyue said in the lobby that marrying well isn't a skill; having your own abilities is key. She's not like that woman named Jiang who has no abilities at all.]

Jiang Shuyue didn't care at all.

If Lan Ruoyue was really a law-abiding person, she would feel that she had gone too far.

Seeing her actively committing humiliation, Jiang Shuyue felt that she was worth dealing with.

The future will definitely be more and more fun!

The more Xiao Tao thought about it, the angrier she became: "Miss, don't act like it's none of your business!"

"So what should I do?"

"Of course I'll scold her along with this slave!"