Are All My Inner Thoughts Gossips? The Marquis's Matriarch Shocks the Whole Family!

A story of mutual affection! The female lead is a 'green tea' master! While others underwent tribulation, she got struck by lightning!

As a thousand-year-old 'green tea' spiri...

Chapter 257 Huahua transforms, Zhou Yunshen’s youngest son?

Jiang Shuyue pondered as she spoke, "I'm financially independent now, so I won't wish for sudden wealth. My life is pretty good too. I have food, drink, and playmates. I don't have to worry about my husband and children, and even if I do something a little out of line, there's always someone to clean up the mess. It seems like... my life is complete!"

Huahua thinks the host is irritating.

It kindly reminds: [Please don't attract hatred, okay? Are you worried about living such a comfortable life?]

Jiang Shuyue: [That's not the case, but wishes are always better than reality, right? No matter how good I am, I can only become the emperor. However, the emperor is the son of destiny. Heaven will definitely not approve of overthrowing the son of destiny, and I don't want him to be the emperor either.]

Snowstorms in winter, floods in summer, and the entanglement of corrupt officials. When I return home to face so many women, my health is almost broken. It's really pitiful. I'd better work for others. If the sky falls, there are people above to hold it up.

But the possibility of blocking the knife is higher than the possibility of the sky falling.

Huahua muttered to herself, but tactfully didn't spoil her fun.

Huahua asked: "It sounds like you don't have any wishes. How about wishing for a genius baby? Five treasures in one birth, mother of many treasures, good pregnancy green tea, how about that?"

Jiang Shuyue: ...

If you want to have five babies in one pregnancy, how big should the belly be?

She is not a rabbit, why does she need Duobao?

Jiang Shuyue couldn't help but complain: "Why have so many children? What if they're unfilial and don't agree with me? It's even more troublesome. It's worse than you! Hey, if you were a human, we could bathe together and look at beautiful women together."

A silver light flashed from between her eyebrows and slowly turned into a human figure in front of her eyes. It slowly changed from the size of a palm to the size of a baby, and then its hands and feet spread out and became the size of a child over one year old.

As the light faded, the little man's eyebrows and eyes gradually appeared. His big round eyes were 90% similar to Jiang Shuyue, but his nose and mouth looked very much like Zhou Yunshen.

That hair is 60% similar to Zhou Yunshen's hairstyle.

The bad thing was that he was too small, his height and head shape had not yet grown. He blinked at Jiang Shuyue with a dull look on his face.

The two people, one big and one small, stared at each other and blinked continuously.

Jiang Shuyue reached out and flicked his face. Huahua covered her cheek and complained, "You're crying, it hurts your breast~~"

Jiang Shuyue: ...

Huahua: ...

"Wow!! My voice, I'm stuttering!"

"Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry! You, you came out of my mind, are you... Huahua?"

Huahua nodded vigorously, clearly feeling how elastic the flesh on her face was.

He had just taken two steps when he felt his feet were weak and he fell limply to the ground.

Damn, it hurts!

“Flowers…Flowers…”

Jiang Shuyue was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth. "How did you become like this? I've never heard of a system that can transform! No, you became a human, but are your abilities still there? Do we still need to eat melons? What about my green tea points? Who can help me exchange for pills?"

Jiang Shuyue squatted in front of him. Huahua used to be in her sea of ​​consciousness, sharing vision with Jiang Shuyue.

Now that I see her in person, I suddenly feel that the host has become so tall and majestic...

It actually thinks the host is tall and majestic. Has the world changed, or is its perception wrong?

"Hold it, oh, check it out!"

Huahua closed her eyes, and its voice immediately rang in Jiang Shuyue's mind.

[The Melon Eating System is running normally. The Green Tea Value has consumed 1000 points, leaving 30 points. The binding relationship with the host is normal, communication is smooth, and the system is running normally.]

Jiang Shuyue: "Nothing unusual? But the green tea value has been consumed by a thousand points? Could it be..."

In an instant, Jiang Shuyue wanted to die.

"I was just casually complaining. The difference between a complaint and a wish is so huge, even bigger than the difference between heaven and hell. How could they be confused?"

Huahua: "Just like that! You have no brains, you big idiot!"

Jiang Shuyue simply couldn't bear to look at the chubby Huahua.

Not only did she feel bad about losing a thousand points of green tea value, she was also worried about the future.

Although she wanted to play with Huahua, she was used to it being in her sea of ​​consciousness, and she was still not used to it being suddenly pulled out.

Moreover, this baby form is so cute and adorable. It’s a bit unethical to hold it while eating melon, right?

How will others see her in the future?

Thinking of everyone's eyes, Jiang Shuyue's heart ached.

Huahua: [Host, I can still communicate with you through your sea of ​​consciousness and speak normally. Our consciousnesses are still connected.]

Jiang Shuyue: "I know, but this feeling is so wonderful. Do I have to hug you when I go out next time? My arms and legs are so thin, and they will get sore if I hug you for too long!"

Huahua is almost mad. Is now the time to consider this issue?

There should be a more difficult thing at this time!

Huahua: [Now your biggest concern is how to explain to the villain that there's suddenly a one-and-a-half-year-old baby in your family who looks so much like you. You can't really say it's your child, right?]

Jiang Shuyue was stunned.

Human pregnancy takes ten months. Even if she gave birth, she would have to be pregnant for ten months first.

She said it wasn't her child...

Where did that child come from? He looks so much like them.

The most important thing is that no outsiders entered the house at this time, and the bedroom door was not opened. How would she explain the sudden appearance of a child?

Jiang Shuyue: "Well...how about I hide you under the bed first?"

Huahua: [Host, I've examined this body. Its abilities are only 20% stronger than those of a normal human child. At best, it's equivalent to the physical fitness of a three-year-old. Are you sure a four-year-old can survive a night under a bed?]

She wanted to cry, very much.

With her kind character, she really couldn't do such a thing.

But how to explain it?

"How about you and Dahua Tietou deal with it together for one night?"

Tietou opened one eye, hooked the cat bed with his claws, and wrapped it around his body.

It's not very useful, but the meaning is very clear.

No way!

Huahua was not happy either. She sat on the ground and clapped her hands anxiously: "Oh, it's so big, Sebujin, is it a shit?"

"Okay, okay, I know this is a bit inhumane, but what do you say? I can't just say you're my illegitimate child, right? Your age and pregnancy time don't even match!"

Jiang Shuyue picked the person up helplessly. It should be said that he was quite soft.

Without considering the trouble of explaining, it is also good to have a child who understands what people say and does not cry or make a fuss.

Seeing her eyes shining, Huahua knocked on his head speechlessly: "Serious! Think quickly!"

"I want to, I want to...I want to cry!"

The bedroom door creaked open gently.

Zhou Yunshen walked in wearing a white robe, with water droplets sticking to his half-open chest, and the faint herbal scent on his body was very charming.

He stared at Flowey, who had transformed into a human form, and blinked.

Huahua instantly stopped moving, staring intently at Zhou Yunshen, her mind frantically saying, "Host, find an excuse! I can't hold on any longer!"