Are All My Inner Thoughts Gossips? The Marquis's Matriarch Shocks the Whole Family!

A story of mutual affection! The female lead is a 'green tea' master! While others underwent tribulation, she got struck by lightning!

As a thousand-year-old 'green tea' spiri...

Chapter 258 The Villain Becomes a Father

Reason... reason...

Damn, I have to find a reason!

Jiang Shuyue was about to faint. Perhaps, fainting now was the best solution.

When Zhou Yunshen came out of the bath, he already knew about Huahua's transformation.

He thought it was okay to fool others. At worst, he could just say that the child was abandoned by a distant relative.

The key is that it would be a bit troublesome if his wife found a reason to fool him.

This time and this place are really awkward.

Zhou Yunshen also knew how to speak, so he could only stare at Huahua.

Huahua was very nervous and screamed in her heart: Stop staring at me, I'm scared!

Jiang Shuyue smiled awkwardly: "Um...husband, I want to say that this was given to me by Xiao Laoliu. Do you believe it?"

Huahua almost fainted at that moment.

You might as well say it grew out of the ground!

Xiao Laoliu is not an ostrich, can he carry a half-year-old child like him?

Maybe Xiao Laoliu himself didn't expect that it would be so powerful!

Zhou Yunshen hesitated for two seconds, and when her heart was beating in her throat, she suddenly laughed.

"I see. This child is quite good-looking. Maybe someone left this abandoned baby at the door because they couldn't afford to take care of him. Then we should raise him."

Jiang Shuyue: ???

[Ah? He believed it? He believed it? He actually believed it!]

Huahua also looked dazed and couldn't believe what she heard.

Huahua: [Is it me, or is it this world, that's imaginary? Has the villain's IQ dropped to zero?]

Zhou Yunshen was also helpless.

He knew that this excuse was ridiculous, but what could he do?

This problem is more difficult than fighting a war!

Jiang Shuyue twitched her lips in embarrassment. No matter what, he believed it. No matter how much he believed it, it didn't matter!

She hugged Huahua nervously and said, "Yes, yes, such a cute child was abandoned. It's simply unfair. Can I adopt him? Such a young child, if he stays outside alone, he will definitely get sick."

Huahua: [Who would suddenly adopt a child? He doesn't need one!]

"Okay, he looks a lot like us, and he's a boy. If we train him well, maybe we can have a top scholar in the imperial examination."

Huahua: ...

It felt like its whole body was shaking, its brain was short-circuited, it couldn't receive any signals, and its brain circuits were broken. When it was shaken, it felt like it was filled with water.

It couldn't help but wonder, is this person really the god of death in the book, the villain Zhou Yunshen?

When did you become so easy to talk to?

Jiang Shuyue breathed a sigh of relief: "Huahua, that's great! My husband has agreed to adopt you!"

The corners of Huahua's mouth twitched. She wanted to laugh, but she didn't dare to show her self-deprecating and sarcastic smile, so she could only hold it back halfway.

It's really funny to see him wanting to laugh but not daring to.

Zhou Yunshen couldn't help but pinch his cheeks: "He looks good, soft and tender. Has my wife given him a name?"

"How about Beggar Huahua?"

"Calling a boy Huahua sounds a bit girly. Since we want to raise him, his surname should be Zhou. He can't be called Zhou Huahua, right?"

Jiang Shuyue said "oh".

She thinks the name Huahua is a good one, easy to pronounce and remember.

Besides, she couldn't think of a name. Names are so difficult...

Zhou Yunshen sat next to her, took Huahua and put her on his lap and pinched her chubby arms.

Anyway, he didn't dare to move or say a word.

Zhou Yunshen smiled and said, "How about Zhou Luye, with the courtesy name Jinse? He'll definitely be our child. Can he speak? Let him call me daddy and let me hear it."

"Yes, yes, Luye, come on and call me daddy, your daddy is waiting for you!"

Your father is waiting!

Huahua wanted to cry, but she didn't dare to.

For some reason, he always felt that if he rejected Zhou Yunshen now, he would be kneaded into a dough and stuffed into the toilet.

A dignified system is calling a character "Daddy"... this...

"Diadia!"

A good system that can bend and stretch!

Huahua comforted herself for a while and cried out in a milky voice.

"He's so good. He can talk at such a young age. He's a genius. I'll arrange for someone to find him a wet nurse tomorrow. Let him sleep with Qiye today."

"Ah...Okay, can you let Qiye sleep next door? The child is so young, I'm afraid he'll be scared if we're too far apart."

"Of course, my lady is the most thoughtful one, Qiye."

Qiye walked in with a sad face.

He heard their conversation clearly.

There are so many servants in the mansion, a lot of maids and old women, why should he be asked to take care of the child? Although it is not a real child, it is more important than a real child.

He has never had a family, so he doesn't know how to deal with children, let alone how to deal with the system.

Is this a task he can accomplish?

"You sleep on your side tonight. He's so young and probably needs milk. Ask the kitchen to prepare it so he doesn't make a fuss at night."

"Yes, I obey your command!"

Qiye wanted to cry. Not only did he have to take care of the system, but he also had to breastfeed. Shouldn't he get a raise?

Jiang Shuyue stared at Huahua reluctantly, her heart weeping: [Wow, Huahua, I really can't bear to leave you. We haven't been apart for so long. You were there when we consummated our marriage. Now we're separated all of a sudden. I miss you so much!]

Zhou Yunshen: ...

I actually felt like I was being spied on, but I had no place to vent my anger. I also recalled my performance that day, which should have been pretty good.

Huahua sighed helplessly: "What can we do? Luckily, the distance isn't too far, so we should still have a signal. Let's stay in touch!"

As soon as he finished thinking, he yawned in Qiye's arms.

Children's bodies are really easy to get sleepy. Huahua fell asleep as soon as she walked out the door.

Zhou Yunshen smiled and said, "With another child in the family, it's good to have some more fun. It's a pity that he can't wear Shiye and Xiaosheng's clothes. Let's go to the tailor shop tomorrow and buy him a few ready-made suits to make him a living. I'll ask the people from the clothing department to come over and make a new suit for Luye as soon as possible."

Jiang Shuyue nodded: "Then what should he wear when he goes out tomorrow? Even if he is a child, it is not good to be naked, right?"

"Get a cloak to wrap it up. The children won't be scared, and no one will say anything if they see it naked. But the household registration needs to be moved to our house. I will do this tomorrow."

Jiang Shuyue: [Huahua, the villain is pretty nice. He even took care of your household registration.]

There was not a single sound in the sea of ​​consciousness.

Jiang Shuyue suddenly felt empty inside, as if a part of her body had been taken away.

Zhou Yunshen put his big hand on her waist and rubbed her earlobe affectionately.

"Wife, we have adopted so many children. When will we have one of our own?"

"Ah? Give birth...give birth, give birth."

Zhou Yunshen's eyebrows curved: "So do you like boys or girls?"

"And you?"

Her heart felt warm, and her mind became warm as well, and she even forgot that Huahua had left.

Zhou Yunshen took her hand, placed it on his lips and kissed it, then said with a smile, "I like them all!"