Lan Ruoyue roared wildly and reached out to strangle him.

"What are you doing?"

Zhou Sesheng kicked Lan Ruoyue right in the belly button.

Jiang Shuyue tried to catch Huahua in a panic, but Zhou Shiye got there first and snatched Huahua from the air.

Huahua stared at him in confusion.

Zhou Shiye coaxed softly, "Be good, don't be afraid, brother is here, no one will hurt you."

Flowey grinned at him.

Jiang Shuyue: [Huahua, are you okay?]

Huahua: [I didn't fall. I finally understand why humans love riding roller coasters.]

Jiang Shuyue: [Let’s not talk about it for now, you’re about to cry.]

Huahua: ...

How could I cry after just experiencing such an interesting thing?

But he has always tried his best to fulfill the host's request.

Huahua pinched her thigh hard, her little face wrinkled, and she burst into tears.

It hurts, it hurts so much!

"Lan Ruoyue, my brother is only half a year old. It's understandable that he can't control himself. Why would an adult like you bother with a child?"

Zhou Luming angrily attacked, "Even if you dislike him, why not just exchange him back? Why did you throw him to death? How dare someone like you call yourself a goddess?"

Lan Ruoyue was still curled up on the ground. When she heard Zhou Luming's angry curse, she glared at him with fierce eyes.

Yu Qing was not polite either: "Why are you glaring at me? Did Sister Zhou say something wrong about you?"

"My little brother soiled your clothes. We'd pay you tenfold if we could. He didn't do it on purpose, and you actually threatened to kill him. Are you still a human being?"

Lan Ruoyue cried out with difficulty: "I am the victim, I was kicked away!"

"If Xiao Sheng hadn't kicked you, you would have thrown me to death!"

"The Zhou family and my Yu family have both taken note of this! Aunt, let's go. There's no need to waste time arguing with someone like her."

Huahua: [Don't go! We haven't finished eating the melon yet! The middle-aged man who just tried to persuade Jiang Sheng was a eunuch!]

Everyone: ...

Can eunuchs now also participate in the Spring Examination? I haven't received any notice!

Besides, he has a very thick beard, how could he be a eunuch?

Jiang Shuyue: [Huahua, are you sure? His beard is really prickly, he doesn't look like a eunuch!]

Hua Hua: [Of course I'm sure! Look at his thick beard, it's all fake! Anyone who's around would know. It was originally made of black goat hair for several months, making it shiny and smooth. Then, when the black goat hair ran out, they used wild cat hair instead.]

[Look carefully, aren't there two big orange hairs stuck in his beard?]

Jiang Shuyue looked carefully, and her eyes narrowed because she looked so closely.

Zhang Tao was horrified by the attack and subconsciously took a step back to protect his beard.

He couldn't hear Jiang Shuyue's inner thoughts. He just felt that she was in a high position and had great power. If she had bad intentions, all his hard work for half his life would be wasted.

Jiang Shuyue: [There seem to be two stray hairs. Hey, it's not easy for him, physically disabled but mentally strong.]

Just as Jiang Sheng and the others were about to sigh in their hearts, they heard Huahua snort in disdain.

Huahua: [Don't jump to conclusions. Look at how he looks now, doesn't he? He's actually a scumbag at heart.]

In his early years, his family was poor, and they wanted to choose one of their children to serve as a eunuch in the palace. He heard that there was an opportunity to become a high-ranking official in the palace, so he tried to get in first. However, as many of the servants in the palace never made it, and often died young, he immediately pushed his younger brother into the palace and ran away himself.

[The younger brother sold twenty taels of silver. He went back and lied that he had only sold eight taels. He used the money to buy a nice outfit, and then tossed around three girls, swindling all their money before disappearing.]

When they found his family and demanded an explanation, the boy disappeared. His family was so helpless that they practically pawned their pants before they could marry the three women back.

As a result, others became better off, owning land, gaining the favor of the landlord, and earning three to five strings of cash a month. He then pretended to be miserable and went back home, gathering his family's savings and buying a position as a student.

【Note: At this time, he was only seven years old! 】

Jiang Shuyue almost choked on her own saliva.

Three girls who can play at the age of seven have bankrupted their entire family. This... can be considered as a gift, right?

She couldn't help but look at Zhang Tao twice more.

He has average looks, average height, and average temperament, so how could he deceive so many girls?

Jiang Shuyue: [Are those girls all mentally retarded?]

Hua Hua: [When it comes to love, the human brain short-circuits. After he bought Tong Sheng, he started flirting with various wealthy women. Those wealthy wives were so flattered that they started spending money on him.]

One of them, a wealthy woman in her fifties, was not only completely obsessed with Zhang Tao, she even introduced him to her thirty-two-year-old daughter. The whole family was...tsk tsk tsk.

Okay, I understand. Everything is self-explanatory.

Jiang Shuyue sighed: [It seems that although he doesn't have the male function, he is excellent in other aspects. Male classmates should learn from him. It will be beneficial for their future lives with wives.]

No, Jiang Sheng doesn't want to learn at all.

He always thought that Zhang Tao was a bit slick, but now it seems that he is more than just slick, he is actually disrespectful.

He and several other candidates moved a few steps to the side, and a blank circle appeared around Zhang Tao.

Zhang Tao was still wondering why the air around him became smoother and felt a little cool.

Huahua: [He's already failed the exam twice. This is his ninth year. He's getting older and no longer favors the old rich woman. If he fails again this time, the old rich woman will stop supporting him.]

In the original text, this guy did win the exam. Although he didn't make the top three, he managed to get in. Later, with his good mouth, he was able to navigate the officialdom with ease. He even had a group of subordinates who served the noble ladies. He was doing very well.

“How disgusting!”

Jiang Sheng almost vomited. He actually lived with such a person. The air became disgusting!

Lan Ruoyue thought Jiang Sheng was scolding her, and her face turned pale.

"I really didn't mean it! I was the one who got hurt, why are you all defending him?"

Jiang Sheng: "I don't know what you are talking about?"

He walked towards Jiang Shuyue and said, "Madam, I heard that your grandfather has a study room available to students. May I ask if there is any vacancy?"

"We have admired the old Prime Minister for a long time. It would be an honor for us to live in his study."

Jiang Shuyue: "It's hard to say, but I can think of a way for you. My grandfather still has a lot of houses. If there is a vacancy, I will send someone to tell you."

"Thank you, ma'am!"

Jiang Sheng's face showed joy, but in Lan Ruoyue's eyes, it was as if several tons of gold had been stolen, and her heart ached.

Lan Ruoyue glared at her with gritted teeth.

Jiang Shuyue smiled at her and said, "Miss Lan, I believe you didn't mean to do that just now, so I won't tell my husband. Shiye, compensate her for the clothes, and we'll take Luye to change his diaper!"