The hair on Jiang Liuli's head was visibly standing up.

Her identity as the daughter of the Jiang family is her shield and also her capital for showing off her power.

The Jiang family announced to the public that they had two eldest daughters.

To expose it now would be like a slap in the face.

Jiang Liuli even wanted to kill someone.

"Oh, I'm sorry for saying the wrong thing, but regardless of whether she is of Jiang family blood or not, we will treat her as our own. After all, my sister has been in the Jiang family for such a long time, and we have developed feelings for her after raising her for so long."

"Sister, you're joking. We are connected by the same bloodline. You're hurting our sisterly bond by saying this."

"Favor? Hehe."

Jiang Shuyue ended the topic with a strange laugh.

Jiang Liuli was even more furious.

You're yelling at me, what does "hehe" mean? How do you expect me to respond?

Jiang Shuyue didn't care: "Tongzi, did you see how frustrated she was? She looked like a stupid bird that had eaten a toad. It was hilarious!"

The system really wanted to persuade her to be more restrained, after all, Concubine Shu's eyes were already poisonous.

But it can't, because it wants to laugh too.

[I think she looks more like a toad that's eaten shit. Look at her face, it's deformed. Her only good thing is gone!]

[Yes, yes, system, you are right! ]

Everyone laughed out loud, not caring about the lives of others.

Chu Xiner: Can't you guys hold back a little? I can't hold it any longer.

Concubine Shu smiled and said, "The Jiang sisters are so harmonious. I envy them so much."

[Tongzi, isn't Shufei's eyesight unpleasant? How did she know we were getting along?]

System: [This is called lying with open eyes. Don't pay any attention to her.]

Yes, yes, yes, what the system says is correct.

Jiang Shuyue stuffed a piece of dessert into her mouth, her cheeks twitching like a little squirrel.

"Your Majesty, I have an unwelcome request. I wonder if you can agree to it."

"But it's okay."

"I heard that my sister has also prepared a talent show. Please give her a chance to show it, Your Majesty."

"Oh? Then I'm looking forward to it, Madam Zhennan Marquis, please come in."

System: [Little Green Tea wants to frame you. Do you want to go up and recite a poem to scare them to death?]

Jiang Shuyue: [No, no, it's just a talent show. I have plenty in stock. I guarantee that Old Man and Little Green Tea will be satisfied.]

Little Green Tea is Jiang Liuli, and that old thing is...

Everyone stole a glance at Concubine Shu.

I used to think she was pretty and dignified, but now...

I can’t say whether it’s old or not, but it has a strong smell.

"Since everyone wants to see it, I won't hide it anymore. Come on, bring me a big rock."

The servants brought a big stone, and Jiang Shuyue lay down on the ground and patted her belly.

"Come on, put it here and smash it hard for me!"

"Wait, Madam Zhennan Hou, what are you doing?"

Jiang Shuyue: "Your Majesty, don't you want to see a performance? I just learned how to break a stone with my chest. Although I haven't practiced it yet, I have mastered the theory."

Concubine Shu was dumbfounded.

She dares to perform without any practice. Is this girl trying to kill herself?

It doesn't matter if the little bitch dies, but it's a big problem if she dies here.

Zhou Yunshen, the killer, was determined to tear down her palace.

"No need to make up for it. Your kindness is enough. I appreciate it."

Jiang Shuyue: [Want to retreat? No way!]

"Your Majesty, you are joking. I learned this just to celebrate your birthday. If you don't read it, you will be wasting my kindness."

"Don't worry, Your Majesty. My master said that as long as your body is strong enough, you won't die. At most, you'll just spit out a few mouthfuls of blood."

"It is my honor to spit blood for the Empress. When I return, I will definitely write down what happened today into 9981 chapters and ask the storytellers on the overpass to sing them day and night."

"I'm ready, let's get started!"

Concubine Shu almost fainted.

Not to mention that she wouldn't die, even if she got a little skin scratched, her life would be in danger.

Concubine Shu almost wanted to kneel down and call her aunt.

"Madam Zhennan, I truly appreciate your kindness. This stone is dirty, be careful not to rub your clothes. Get up quickly."

"But this is the only talent I have prepared. If Your Majesty doesn't let me perform, I will feel uncomfortable."

“Enough is enough!”

Concubine Shu hurried to help her up: "Just consider it as I have seen it before, it's okay."

"Really? Then, Madam, tell me, which is better, your Majesty's, 'Stone Shattering My Chest,' or your sister's lyrics and music?"

The silence is deafening.

She hasn't even performed yet, how can you comment on her?

Besides, poetry is first-rate poetry, and breaking stones on the chest is third-rate acrobatics. How can they be compared?

"Is it hard for you to judge since you haven't witnessed it yourself, Madam Shufei? It's alright, I'll let you see it with your own eyes. It's just a set of clothes anyway. I have plenty. The Marquis won't blame me."

Concubine Shu quickly pulled her back and said with a dark conscience: "Of course your performance was wonderful."

"I'm tired of reading poetry and songs, how can I compare with you?"

"Those are vulgar things, nothing like yours."

System: [Little Green Tea's face darkened, adding 100% Green Tea value, plus the index contributed by Concubine Shu, the host's current index is 300%]

Jiang Shuyue: [I didn't expect that Concubine Shu's Green Tea Value is so high. Is it because her rank is high that the conversion ratio is higher? ]

If you can't figure it out, then don't try.

Jiang Shuyue took Concubine Shu's hand and said, "I felt a sense of familiarity the moment I saw Your Majesty. If Your Majesty doesn't mind, I would like to become your sworn brother. Is that okay?"

"B-Bye, sworn brotherhood?"

Everyone: You don’t play by the rules!

Xiao Jiang: What is a routine? I don't know.

"I am the eldest daughter in the family and have never experienced the love and care of an older sister. I feel a strong connection with the Empress Shufei from the moment I see her. I want to become your sworn brother. I hope the Empress will not dislike me."

Jiang Shuyue blinked wildly: No way, no way? Just try to refuse a single word.

If she doesn't refuse, she will have an annoying sister.

Rejected, Zhou Yunshen's sword was thirsty.

Concubine Shu forced herself to smile: "Okay, okay, then let's become sworn brothers."

"Then the queen will be my eldest sister from now on, Liuli, why don't you come over and call me sister."

What? What does this have to do with her?

Before Jiang Liuli could react, murderous intent flashed in Concubine Shu's eyes.

Great, it turns out she was waiting for me here!

System: [You can just become sworn brothers with her, why do you have to drag Jiang Liuli into this? Aren't you afraid she'll step on you?]

Jiang Shuyue: [You don't understand this, do you? I'm her elder sister, and I'm sworn brothers with Concubine Shu. So, Jiang Liuli is also her adopted sister, so we're of the same generation. So, how can the younger Fourth Prince, as a younger prince, have the nerve to ask for her hand in marriage?]

[Furthermore, after this incident, Concubine Shu must be extremely disgusted with me. From now on, whenever she sees Jiang Liuli, she will think of me. How can I treat her well?]

[This is called having the best of both worlds, understand? ]

The system understood, and everyone understood too.

I couldn't help but feel terrified.

I originally thought it was a happy lump, but it turned out to be a stick.

The kind that makes your brain explode when you hit it with a stick.

Concubine Shu, just wish you good luck.