A story of mutual affection! The female lead is a 'green tea' master! While others underwent tribulation, she got struck by lightning!
As a thousand-year-old 'green tea' spiri...
Zhou Sesheng looked at the big chicken legs in the bowl and was so excited that she couldn't close her mouth.
Mother still understands him!
"Mom, Dad won't be back until very late today. Is there any place you want to go? I can accompany you."
"It's just right. I'm going to the Liu family to look for my second brother. You haven't met my uncle's family yet, right? Let's go together."
"Meeting Uncle Grandpa, right? Okay, I'll get ready right away."
Zhou Sesheng personally prepared a lot of gifts, enough to fill an entire car.
When the two were sitting in the carriage, Jiang Shuyue suddenly thought of a question.
[Tongzi, since Concubine Shu likes dwarfs, why does she still covet my husband?]
The system also didn't know: [He has many hobbies, after all, the villain is charming and handsome, and he has a lot of lethality to the women living deep in the harem.]
"You're right. I'll have to pay more attention to my husband's attire from now on and try to make him look less ugly."
Zhou Sesheng had seen his father wearing coarse linen clothes, and had also seen his father covered in blood and not taking a bath for half a month.
But none of these can hide my father's beauty.
He was really curious about what kind of outfit could make his dad look ugly.
"Miss, we've arrived at the Prime Minister's Mansion!"
Xiao Tao opened the car door and put down the small stool. Jiang Shuyue had just gotten out of the car when she was frightened by the deafening sound of firecrackers and jumped onto Zhou Sesheng.
"Welcome back home, young lady!"
All the famous people in the Liu family stood in two rows at the gate.
A red carpet was laid in the middle and flower petals were scattered.
The system was floating: [Wow, this is such a grand occasion! If you didn't know, you would think it was some top star coming. Do you need me to check if it's a guest?]
[No, I saw my second uncle.]
Liu Ning stood at the gate waving two fans with her little elephant painted on them.
"Yueyue, look here! Second uncle has been waiting for you for a long time. Come and let your second uncle see if you have grown taller recently!"
Liu Ning rushed forward happily, and when he was about to touch Jiang Shuyue, a brick whizzed past and knocked him five meters away.
The woman in the green dress kicked him twice fiercely.
"How many times have I told you not to do these messy things? If you scare people away, will you be responsible?"
"What are you guys still standing there for? Why don't you drag the Second Master back?"
"It's bad enough that you're embarrassed sitting in the house, but you're also embarrassing your niece outside. You shameless old thing, wait and see how I let your father teach you a lesson."
Zhou Sesheng was dumbfounded. Who is this tough woman?
System: [Host, today's new melon has appeared. This is your second aunt, Shen Yunying.]
[The daughter of a general, she fought on the battlefield before she even married, and even rescued your second uncle from the enemy camp. Later, your second uncle pledged his love to her and, after much persuasion, brought your second aunt home in marriage.]
Jiang Shuyue got off her youngest son and looked her second aunt up and down.
[She's truly a heroine. Even now, I can still sense her heroic spirit. She must have beaten my uncle up quite a bit over the years.]
Chen Yunying is very proud. If a man is not beaten, he will tear off the tiles.
Look, I haven't beaten him for almost half a month, and he's already made such an embarrassing scene!
"Yueyue, ignore your second uncle, he's just bored! This is Young Master Zhou, right? He's very handsome, much more pleasing to the eye than your father!"
Zhou Sesheng: Does this mean that I am more handsome than my father?
System: [A little news item: Shen Yunying is five years older than Zhou Yunshen, and their families have a good relationship. Therefore, when Zhou Yunshen was first introduced to martial arts, it was Shen Yunying who led him.]
[At first, it was Shen Yunying who unilaterally attacked Zhou Yunshen. However, within half a year, Zhou Yunshen turned against Shen Yunying. After 1008 battles, he lost 1008 times. Shen Yunying was so angry that she kidnapped his first wife in the middle of the night.]
Shen Yunying really wanted to cover the system's big mouth.
Why are you bringing up these old things?
[But you also know that the villain has no feelings for his first wife. After all, they were engaged as children and had never met before the wedding. He completely followed his parents' wishes.]
On the eve of the wedding, the woman didn't want to come, so she took medicine to avoid the marriage.
Zhou Yunshen's father had no choice but to marry him with a chicken. Zhou Yunshen said chickens were too ugly and decided to marry a sheep. Then his father forced him to marry a sheep.
I've heard of people marrying chickens, but I've never seen one marrying sheep.
Jiang Shuyue: [Tongzi, does my husband have any special fetish for sheep?]
[No, it's simply because his first wife was born in the Year of the Sheep. The villain saw no difference between the two. After they got married, he went on many campaigns, spending very little time with his first wife. They didn't even have sex. You know the outcome.]
Jiang Shuyue was even more puzzled.
I used to think his skills were amazing, and they were acquired with his first wife.
I didn't expect it to be the case.
Jiang Shuyue: [I thought he was a seasoned warrior, but I didn't expect he was a virgin before the wedding night. It seems he's incredibly talented.]
Even an experienced sister-in-law like Shen Yunying blushed when she heard this.
"Yueyue, let's stop standing at the door and take the young master inside. Your grandfather misses you so much!"
Shen Yunying quickly brought the person in.
God knows how many people can hear my little niece’s voice.
Don’t listen to what goes on in the bedroom!
Jiang Shuyue and Zhou Sesheng were brought to the main hall. The white-haired old man sitting in the upper seat looked her up and down with a serious face.
"You are my granddaughter?"
"Yes, Grandpa."
Jiang Shuyue: [Grandfather looks so serious. Does he dislike me? Well, I grew up in the countryside, so it's only natural that he dislikes me.]
"Which bastard said that! How could Grandpa not like you, my little girl, Grandpa misses you so much!"
Liu Chengen hugged Jiang Shuyue and pecked her fiercely.
"My dear Niuniu, you've suffered so much these years! It's all your fault, your useless father. I've disliked him for a long time, and he actually dared to..."
“Ahem!”
"Cough cough cough cough cough!"
Liu Ning and Shen Yunying coughed harder than each other.
Liu Ning: Dad, take it easy and don’t let anything get out of hand.
Chen Yunying: Exactly. What if we can't eat melons anymore? Can you take responsibility?
Only then did Liu Chengen remember that the eavesdropping matter had to be kept secret.
"Hey, it's all my fault for being old. I got sick two months ago, and my brain still isn't working right. What was that bastard's name?"
"Jiang An! This shameless old bastard, I always thought he was a poor talker and incompetent. He can't even take care of his daughter. What's the point of having him?"
"Don't worry, Niuniu. When you rent this place, I'll chop anyone who dares to give you a hard time!"
Jiang Shuyue: [Why do I remember my maternal grandfather being the Imperial Preceptor, a Confucian exemplar? This image... is such a stark contrast.]
System: [The old man is a reserved and flirtatious type. He pursued your grandmother's discerning taste. He stood there holding the flowers for two hours, not daring to speak. When your grandmother caught him, he insisted that the flowers were for horse feed, and then ate them right in front of your grandmother.]
[By the way, your maternal grandfather was born in the Year of the Horse, which is quite a match.]