[A master is a master. A pair of shorts is worth so much money. A master is like a walking golden cake.]

Master Huiming does not want to be a walking golden cake.

He didn't even know his clothes could fetch so much money.

If I were wearing other clothes, I might be happier.

After all, it is money. Although the temple is prosperous, it is not enough to teach and preach. More money can open more temples and enlighten more people.

But this is underwear. Which evildoer made him lose face abroad?

The system continued to talk, and Jiang Shuyue listened with great interest, even the vegetarian dishes in her mouth became fragrant.

Before becoming a monk, Master Huiming was the son of an imperial official. He had few hobbies in his youth, and enjoyed playing chess and reading Buddhist scriptures. When the late emperor was giving a sermon and selecting a Buddhist disciple, he felt that spring had arrived, so he immediately signed up to be ordained.

Now the young novice monk follows his example, even surpassing him. Master Huiming only has the common people and the Buddha in his eyes, and the young novice monk has another Master Huiming in his heart.

He prepared a cabinet full of the same underwear. Every time he helped Master Huiming bathe, he would give him a new pair to change into. He would keep the old one and sleep with him for two nights before selling it.

Jiang Shuyue realized: [Everyone has unique tastes.]

The prince and his people: It's more than unique, it's simply beyond words...

Master Huiming: I have lost all my face!

Jiang Shuyue was curious. He didn't wash the pants he took off and even covered them while sleeping in the same bed. Was it because of true love or special interests?

Is this considered a crime?

[They say appearance reflects the heart. With such a unique hobby, he must be rather risqué, right? Let me see, is that the little novice monk?]

System: [At three o'clock, the little monk keeps stealing glances at me.]

When Jiang Shuyue heard this, she looked over and saw a young monk with delicate features and fair skin coming into her sight.

Jiang Shuyue sighed, what a pity. She was quite pretty and had such unique interests and hobbies.

It seems that what the ancestor of mankind said was right, don't judge a person by his appearance.

System: [This young novice monk is actually quite good, possessing wisdom and good character, but he has an inexplicable obsession with Master Huiming. He not only collected Master Huiming's underwear, but also used mouth wipes and fallen beards. He even dug a pit next to the back room.]

[Why dig a hole? To bury yourself?]

[No, they were used to bury the vegetable stems that Master Huiming couldn't chew. He firmly believed that the vegetable stems, moistened by Master Huiming, were extremely intelligent and had profound blessings, and would surely achieve great things in the future.]

In the young novice's heart, Master Huiming is his inner god. He can live or die at will. Do you know what his biggest dream is?

Jiang Shuyue shook her head, but her intuition told her that this dream was the center of the gossip.

System: [His biggest dream is to sleep with Master Huiming in the same bed, holding him in their arms until they wake up naturally on the two-meter-long bed. It would be best if they could be naked and intimate with each other.]

The prince endured it very hard.

I didn’t expect that there would be such a little monk.

Master Huiming had never expected that his evil disciple actually wanted to be with him... Oh, he was too embarrassed to go to the West!

Jiang Shuyue tutted: [I treat you as my disciple, but you only want to sleep with me, regardless of age or gender. Masters are indeed in a high-risk industry.]

System: [Master Huiming was one of the Four Great Young Masters in his early years. Not only were young girls devoted to him, but even cats and dogs were very close to him. The young monk thought this was a miracle. It wasn't his fault that he was fascinated by the Master; it was the Master's unstoppable charm!]

Jiang Shuyue looked at Master Huiming carefully.

Although he is already sixty years old, his beard and eyebrows together take up one-third of his face.

However, one can still see the shadow of her former glory.

But the most attractive thing is his temperament.

Jiang Shuyue tilted her head and sniffed closer: "I was wondering how it could charm others so completely. Turns out it's a Bodhi body. It really can attract everything."

[It's good enough that it only attracted one or two perverts and didn't attract any evil spirits.]

System: [It's probably because he converted to Buddhism early on that he was protected. If he were in the mortal world, he would probably be eaten up and wiped out.]

Eat it all...

Jiang Shuyue looked Master Huiming up and down without any hesitation.

He pretended to eat, biting his chopsticks awkwardly.

Master Huiming: Is it his fault for being seductive?

Prince: Aunt, please stop looking, Second Uncle knows something is going to happen!

Xiaoliu: What does "eat up and wipe clean" mean? I don't understand. Can you demonstrate it to me?

System: [There's another little melon you want to hear? ]

[I've already said that, no matter how big the melon is, as long as it tastes good, that's all that matters.]

System: [The little monk intends to use force on Master Huiming tonight. The medicine has already been purchased. We will wait for a dark and windy night to act.]

Everyone: You call this a small melon?

Huiming's hands were shaking and his heart was trembling.

Jiang Shuyue: [Strange, doesn't he admire Master Huiming? Why would he kill someone?]

System: [He wasn't trying to kill. He was buying an aphrodisiac. He originally wanted to take advantage of the crowd to circle and cross Master Huiming. The drug is the kind used for breeding cattle. Even though Master Huiming has deep internal energy, he wouldn't be able to force it out in a short time.]

If the master refused to comply, he would spread the news and bring disgrace upon the entire temple.

[You know, Master Huiming considers this place more important than his ancestral tombs in his hometown. He will definitely not let anything happen to the temple. So, I can only compromise and agree.]

He saved so much money because he wanted to have a place to live happily after kidnapping Master Huiming. He had already found a house in Lin County, where they could live happily ever after.

Jiang Shuyue couldn't understand it. Guiyuan Temple was big and good, with a lot of worshippers and a lot of land.

In the secular world, he would also be a wealthy man.

Turning to Lin County is like going from the imperial palace to a small hotel, which is a huge step down.

What's more, the money he used to buy the house was exchanged for Master Huiming's underpants.

How shameless!

Master Huiming felt that the celestial maiden's cultivation was still too high.

All beings are equal. We should be cruel to animals and scold the cruelest ones. Otherwise, how can we be worthy of other living beings?

[By the way, the young monk's family was wealthy, but in order to get close to Master Huiming, he pretended to be a refugee. His acting was amazing.]

Several elders looked at Huiming with sympathy.

I remember that the little monk almost starved to death at the foot of the mountain, and it was Huiming who picked him up and raised him carefully.

I didn't expect that everything was just acting.

Everyone was in a dilemma. Logically, such a person should be sentenced to death.

But he was a monk of Guiyuan Temple after all, and there was no real evidence against him, so it was difficult to deal with him.

We are all Buddhists, so it is even more inappropriate for us to kill.

The prince wanted to help, but it was someone else's family affair, and if Master Huiming didn't speak up, he could do nothing.

While everyone was struggling with what to do, Jiang Shuyue propped up her chin and sneered: [Compared to the little monk, the big villain is still innocent and kind.]

If it were me, I would do it right away. Not only that, I would do it cleanly and clearly.