Oh, I forgot, she is a green tea spirit!

System: [Sanhua once made a mistake while executing a mission and blamed Wuyue, causing Wuyue to be punished.]

May glared at Sanhua: Your brother said that. I was wondering why the master made me sweep the toilet for a month for no reason. Turns out it was you!

Sanhua trembled and avoided May's gaze.

Oh, it’s all old news, why are you still talking about it?

System: [Wu Yue was covered in blood during his last mission. He casually threw his clothes away, and they happened to fall into San Hua's pile of newly bought clothes. Half a month later, the clothes were infested with bugs, and all fifty taels were gone.]

Sanhua glared at Wuyue fiercely.

She asked why the clothes were infested with bugs, and thought she forgot to clean the bloody clothes, but it turned out to be this thing!

Sanhua: The principal is fifty taels, and the interest is three percent. It rolls over for one hundred and twenty days. How much is the principal and interest? You can calculate it.

May: Who am I? Where am I? I don’t know anything!

Jiang Shuyue originally thought that she would hear something explosive, or at least some gossip about their assassination and poisoning, but she didn't expect it to be so ordinary.

Jiang Shuyue: [That's it? Are you sure you're not talking about a bedtime story?]

System: [Don't worry, there's a bigger one, I guarantee you'll like it.]

Jiang Shuyue hehe, the melons of the two secret guards were not even enough to fill the gaps between her teeth, and Xiaotao was just a little maid, what kind of melons could she have?

She had already given up hope, but the system gave out a familiar, evil laugh:

[Mr. Zhou has his eye on your Xiaotao! ]

Jiang Shuyue: [Mr. Zhou? Which Mr. Zhou?]

System: [He's a relative of Zhou Yunshen's clan, essentially his nephew's son. He's eighteen years old and still unmarried. At sixteen, he participated in a poetry and flower festival and was brutally beaten by Xiao Tao. Ever since then, he's been unstoppable.]

The system pinched its throat and replicated the child's voice: [Will Xiao Tao beat me today? Will Xiao Tao drug me today? Last time, she gave me tea with a spiked ingredient, and it ended up spilling all over the table. Oh, my Tao, she's so stupid and adorable!]

Jiang Shuyue got goosebumps all over her body and shouted excitedly, "It's loose! It's loose! I feel it's a little bit loose. System, please continue!"

Xiao Tao: Oh, how embarrassing! Miss, please forgive me!

The system and Jiang Shuyue are not that kind.

The best melon is none other than Love Brain.

Jiang Shuyue listened with gusto, and the system's story was also exciting: [In order to see Xiao Tao more often, Xiao Zhou first pretended to be a vegetable vendor to get closer to the Jiang family. Later, when he found that he couldn't see Xiao Tao, he thought, even if he couldn't see her, she could still feel his love through every vegetable. So he carved a little heart on the stem of each cabbage and gave it a kiss.]

Jiang Shuyue laughed heartily: [I don't know if Xiaotao felt the love, but I know that half of the people in the mansion have tasted his saliva.]

System: [Yes, luckily you hadn't come yet, otherwise we would have had to kiss indirectly.]

Xiao Tao's face turned red with embarrassment. That pervert will get his head blown off by a hammer sooner or later.

System: [Recently, that crazy little idiot hasn't been able to enter the Marquis' Mansion. He's been making a dozen or so wooden sculptures of small peaches at home, in all sizes. He cries every day while hugging them.]

[My dear Tao, do you miss me? How can I live without you? I miss your big stick so much!]

Sanhua and Wuyue knew the young master.

Although he is an ordinary person, he is very persistent in doing things, and things that he gets involved with usually cannot escape.

Poor Xiaotao, you've been targeted by someone just because of one blow. Do you regret it?

Xiaotao did regret it.

If she had known that the man was so difficult and perverted, she should have been more aggressive and beaten him into a fool.

Jiang Shuyue: [Although it's outrageous, it's true love. I'll have the villain investigate his character later. Who knows, Xiaotao and I might be related in the future.]

As a slave, Xiaotao never thought of becoming a master.

She didn't expect the young lady to treat her like this.

Although the other party is a pervert, the lady has a good heart.

Xiao Tao was feeling touched when she heard Jiang Shuyue's thoughts again.

[After Xiaotao's marriage is settled, I'll tell her that three months ago, I accidentally watered her hydrangeas with her treasured red wine. She won't be angry, right?]

Xiaotao's scalp exploded.

She had snatched that hydrangea from him after beating up the little pervert. She had treated it like a treasure for two months, but not long after the young lady came back, the hydrangea suddenly died one day.

Her treasured daughter's red wine was also gone.

She thought it was some villain who was deliberately doing bad things, but it turned out to be the young lady. Why was she like this?

Jiang Shuyue: [Actually, I didn't do it on purpose. I couldn't sleep that night, so I secretly dug some out to try. The hydrangea said it wanted some, too, so I gave it some out of kindness. Who knew I'd end up burning its roots to death?]

[If you ask me, it's the little hydrangea that's no good. If she can't drink, then she shouldn't drink. She twisted her little waist to beg for a drink, and even asked me to bark like a dog. Luckily, I was smart and didn't fall for it!]

Xiaotao took a deep breath speechlessly.

The hydrangea wasn't a spirit, so how could she be twisting her hips and barking like a dog? The young lady must have been drunk and gone mad again.

Xiao Tao suddenly felt like she was disappointed in Jiang Shuyue, and raised her hand to slap her hard on the butt.

Next time you let the lady drink, she will be a dog!

Jiang Shuyue rushed forward, and when she was just a little bit away from coming out, her chest and chin felt hot.

"What is that? Fire, fire! Oh my god, I'm on fire!"

The system yelled: [Fire starter! The fire starter you were holding fell to the ground and ignited the weeds!]

"Never mind the weeds, the green tea is burning and the juice is coming out, help!"

Jiang Shuyue ran forward, and Sanhua and others chased after her.

"Ma'am, please go slowly, don't fall!"

Jiang Shuyue's mind was full of theories about the relationship between wind speed and flame.

If the wind is too weak, the fire will grow bigger.

But as long as she is fast enough, she should be able to put out this small flame.

Jiang Shuyue ran forward with all her might, her face was deformed by the wind. Wu Yue, carrying a bucket of water, used lightness skills to overtake Jiang Shuyue.

"Don't be afraid, Madam. I'm here!"

System: [Don't be afraid, I'll give you a golden bell shield that will only knock others away. Feel free to charge forward!]

"Ahhhhhh, Tongzi, you are not a human being, Mayday, get out of the way!"

Just as she was about to hit May, Jiang Shuyue kicked her legs, turned 360 degrees in the air, and with a perfect Thomas turn, she stepped steadily into the bucket.

May was holding the bucket with both hands. When the 90-jin weight came down on her, she couldn't hold on for a moment and immediately knelt on the ground, looking up at her blankly.

Xiaotao: ...

Sanhua:……

"Ma'am, the fire... is out."

Jiang Shuyue touched the burnt collar of her clothes and swallowed with some distress.

The system erupted in laughter: [A 360-degree spin and a plummet into the water. If you were to compete in the Olympics, would you choose gymnastics or diving?]