Zhou Yunshen let her play with his face.

Looking at her carefully, she is not particularly good-looking, but very cute and friendly.

It was like I had known her for many years.

Zhou Yunshen asked inexplicably, "Want to come to my palace?"

"ah?"

The system was anxious: "You are a piece of shit, hurry up and agree to it! The one who is close to the water tower will get the moon first. Once you are by his side, you can do whatever you want!"

Jiang Shuyue blinked her eyes and said seriously, "Your Highness is really strange. Inviting me over at this time? What if you get bullied again in the Imperial Academy?"

"Besides, the Second Prince will definitely file a complaint, so you have to find a way to get away with it first."

Zhou Yunshen: "Aren't you willing?"

His eyes dimmed a little, he dodged his hand and said, "Yes, I can understand you."

The system became even more anxious: "Look, someone must have misunderstood! He must have thought you looked down on him. Oh my god, his dark value is going to increase. What should I do?"

Jiang Shuyue suddenly held his face and forced him to look at her.

"I'm worried that you'll be bullied at the Imperial College and no one will take care of you, you idiot!"

"There are so many nobles in the palace, and a little maid like me can't do much. But it's different here. I can still be of some use! As long as I'm here for one day, I can secretly help you mediate, isn't that good?"

When Zhou Yunshen smelled the faint sweet-scented osmanthus scent on her, his brain suddenly started to work poorly.

He nodded dumbly.

Jiang Shuyue finally smiled: "That's right, don't misinterpret my meaning next time, understand?"

He continued to nod.

"Okay, now you can think about how to deal with the Second Prince, right? His mother is a higher official than yours, and your mother is indifferent to the affairs of state. I suggest you go directly to the Emperor and plead your case."

"Sell, sell misery?"

He lived for eleven years, and what his mother taught him most was that men should not shed tears easily, and that real men should not learn to do mean things like complaining.

The word "playing the victim" has never appeared in his dictionary, and he has never done anything to play the victim.

Zhou Yunshen was very puzzled.

Jiang Shuyue: "You don't know how to do it? I'm familiar with this. I'll teach you."

She jumped up and adjusted the hem of her skirt.

The face that was smiling a moment ago suddenly became aggrieved, and two tears came out.

He collapsed to the ground and started crying.

"It's all my fault. I shouldn't have appeared in front of my brother, nor should I have skipped breakfast and eaten the snacks from the Imperial Academy."

"My royal brother asked me to teach him a lesson because he was afraid that I would insult the royal family's dignity. I will never eat steamed buns again."

After Jiang Shuyue finished speaking, she shed a few tears.

She wiped her tears again, quickly stood up, put on her usual smile and said, "Your Highness, have you learned it?"

Zhou Yunshen: ...

It's not difficult, but... it's a little hard to say...

"Shu, Shu Yue, men don't shed tears easily..."

"It's just that I'm not heartbroken yet. He bullied you and even stole your food! The hatred for food is irreconcilable. How can I not be heartbroken? Your Highness, you are very sad."

Zhou Yunshen was about to say no when Jiang Shuyue's little hand was placed on his chest.

She moved her face closer to his and blinked her big eyes.

"Your Highness, you are sad. Come, say it with me: I am very sad."

"I-I'm very sad."

Jiang Shuyue carefully studied his expression, and after a while she let go of his hand with satisfaction and stepped back.

"Your Highness is indeed a genius, you can learn it quickly! But remember to control your expression and don't get too excited. Your face is so red now, it will make you look miserable."

Zhou Yunshen quickly turned sideways, touched his hot cheeks, lowered his head quietly, and turned his body sideways.

Jiang Shuyue looked at his face and wondered how such a handsome boy could be born.

So beautiful!

"Ah! I almost forgot, I shouldn't have reduced your swelling. Are you trying to act pitiful? How can you be completely unharmed?"

She dipped her hands in some chili powder, washed them, and rubbed his face with her fiery hands.

Then, examining his clothes, he said timidly, "Your Highness, have you ever seen a puppy roll around?"