This is a Boys' Love novel: After dying young, Yan Xi was taken by a system to traverse three thousand worlds.
His first mission was to become the male lead, so he meticulously planned ev...
As soon as the neighbor left, Yan Xi quickly asked System 5555: "Is there any way to stop me from snoring or to prevent them from hearing my snoring?"
System 5555: "I can't stop snoring. Once the human body is too tired, it will enter a deep sleep, and after entering deep sleep, it will snore. Plus, you are too fat, so snoring is a normal reaction of the human body. But don't worry, once you lose weight, you won't have this problem anymore.
But I can install an invisible silencer in your mouth and nose, and with it, they won’t be able to hear you snoring at night. "
"It's good that you can eliminate the sound. Make one for me tonight. You must remind me, otherwise we will be embarrassed to death tomorrow." Yan Xi covered his face, but found that his face was too big to cover.
He pinched the flesh on his face and sighed, "It took the original owner two years to lose weight and become a little fat. How long will it take me to become a normal man? I'm so fat. If I lose weight, will my skin become loose and droopy?"
When he was watching the news before, he heard about a foreign fat man who weighed over 500 pounds. After losing weight, his skin became saggy and ugly, so he had to undergo surgery. Tsk, there were no conditions for this in ancient times.
System 5555 said confidently, "Don't worry about that. I'm here. In one year, not two, I guarantee you'll become a handsome gentleman. Your skin will be smooth and delicate, not sagging, and full of collagen. I guarantee the man will be obsessed with you and want more."
"!!!" Yan Xi's body trembled when he heard this, and his cheeks suddenly burned. "Get out! What bullshit are you talking about?!"
System 5555 was completely self-righteous, not realizing that she had said anything wrong. "Oh, you're not going to let me say it. That's the truth. How could the male lead be interested in you when you're like this? Don't you think about it? When the male lead likes you, is it because you're so good-looking that they're obsessed with you? Do they often stare at you and tell you you're beautiful?"
Yan Xi: “…” It’s true.
System 5555: "Tsk tsk, men are visual animals. If you were ugly, would they like you? Or if they were all extremely ugly, would you like them?"
"..." Yan Xi pursed her lips and said firmly: "I will."
System 5555 was speechless. "You're lying. Anyway, I haven't seen you like ugly male protagonists."
Yan Xi rolled her eyes: "The thing is, these male protagonists are all very handsome. You can't blame me for looking at faces, right?"
System 5555: "Hmph, fine. Just wait. I'll find you an ugly male lead. If you don't like him, it proves that you're a looker, and I'm right."
"Oh, whatever you want." But the male lead is not him, no matter how handsome he is.
However, System 5555 reminded him, would that person dislike him just because he is not good-looking?
Yan Xi's eyes rolled around as he was thinking about something seriously.
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When he went to loosen the soil yesterday, Yan Xi found some wild vegetables. He hunted a pheasant and planned to stir-fry it.
But halfway through the frying, he found that without chili peppers, it didn't smell very good.
So he set his sights on System 5555 and said with a chuckle, "Brother Tong, give me some chili."
System 5555: "Okay, dried chili peppers or fresh green peppers?"
"I want both!" Yan Xi became excited when he heard that there were dried chilies.
If we use the seeds from dried chili peppers to plant crops, won’t they smell good?
System 5555 gave it to me readily.
Yan Xi suddenly had an idea. He fried the wild vegetables and rabbit meat separately, then divided them into two portions. He ate a little himself, reluctantly put the rest into a lunch box, and followed the route he took yesterday to the cemetery west of the village.
Just like yesterday, some incense and paper were burned, and Yan Xi hid in the dark and observed.
But this time the male protagonist did not show up immediately. He squatted for two hours until his legs were numb, but no one showed up.
Yan Xi couldn't sit still any longer and asked, "Has the male lead left here?"
System 5555: "No, the location shows he's here. He hasn't left."
"Is that so... Okay, I guess I know why." The male protagonist is quite cautious. He must have alerted the enemy yesterday, so this guy doesn't dare to come out easily.
Yan Xi clicked his tongue a few times and simply turned around and left without waiting. The ground on the mountain had not been loosened yet and the seedlings would emerge in a few days. He had to borrow Uncle Chen's buffalo to plow the fields before the seedlings emerged.
There are so many things to do, I really can't afford to waste time.
As expected, after Yan Xi left, a little man appeared from the grave at the edge. He looked at the fat man who was walking farther and farther away, and his eyes fell on a big bowl of noodles and a plate of vegetables in front of Mu Yanxi's grandmother's grave.
The young boy swallowed helplessly, his eyes hidden under his hair moved slightly, and he quickly jumped off the grave and ran there. Just like yesterday, he fed the food to the mouse first. The mouse did not react abnormally, so he started to eat it in big mouthfuls.
Today's food tastes just as good as yesterday's steamed buns with meat filling, but there's just a weird smell...
As the young boy was eating, his tongue and mouth felt burning and painful, and his eyes darkened.
He quickly spat it out, ran to the stream, and drank big gulps of water to rinse his mouth.
But part of the food had already gone into his stomach, and he had no way of vomiting it out. The young boy's heart sank, and he looked in the direction where Yan Xi left and clenched his fists.
Half an hour later, the young boy, who had dug a big hole for himself, lay in the middle, silently waiting for death.
However, as time passed, he did not feel anything unusual. Instead, he was starving and could not bear the hunger any more. When the breeze blew, he could smell the fragrance of food with his sensitive sense of smell, and his stomach growled uncontrollably.
After looking at the delicious-looking food for a long time, he got up, walked over and continued eating carefully.
The food was cold, but still tasted delicious.
Enduring the burning discomfort, he ate half of the dish. When he took another bite, he found that the remaining dish had lost its spicy taste.
The young boy was stunned and continued eating with his head down.
In comparison, he still likes to eat this, which doesn’t feel spicy.
But... why should that person be divided into different flavors?