When it comes to food, Zhao Jiayuan reacts the fastest.
With quick eyes and hands like a flash of light, he rushed over and grabbed Gao Le, filled with righteous indignation, "I think you just want to eat rabbits, you're dreaming! Go eat your ass!"
He grabbed Gao Le's arm and pulled hard.
Zhao Jiayuan leaned forward and stood in front of the rabbit.
At this moment, his body was like a wall.
"You can't eat the rabbit unless you step over my dead body!"
【……】
[How can a human being be so stupid! ]
[Son, why don't you just shut up? I can't afford to lose face when I'm out in public!]
[Luckily you're just a singer and don't have to act, otherwise mom would be your hater sooner or later.]
Zhao Jiayuan was filled with righteous indignation when he stopped him.
Gao Le said humbly and devoutly, "I really know I was wrong, and I want to atone for my sins!"
After saying that, Gao Le took a step forward, knelt on one knee, and stretched out his hand towards Zhao Jiayuan's shoes, "Let me polish your shoes!"
[Oh shit.]
[No, you are sick, what are you doing! ]
"Ah, stay away from my son! You pervert!"
Zhao Jiayuan was so scared that he jumped up.
There was a fire behind him, and when he jumped, he almost fell into the fire. Chen Chong was so frightened that her face changed drastically, and she quickly stepped forward to rescue him.
With one hand, he grabbed Zhao Jiayuan's waist and lifted him up, then pulled him up on the spot and carried him from Zhao Ke to himself.
The barrage was suddenly filled with screams.
Wow~~~~
[Fuck, he just hugged me like that?]
"Zhao Jiayuan, you're a married woman, why are you still holding Chen Chong's neck? Is this what a man should do? Let go!"
[Fuck, where is Song Lan's fan? I need to go smoke a cigarette too. Is my son really gay?]
[I have to go smoke one too. Chen Chong seems to be the real deal! I'm not just a CP fan.]
Let’s go!
Zhao Jiayuan was so shocked by Gao Le's sudden move that he was furious. After being put down by Chen Chong, he cursed, "Are you sick?"
Gao Le's face remained unchanged. He turned his head and pointed at Jiang Mingxi's shoes, "Then let me polish your shoes!"
The moment Chen Chong picked up Zhao Jiayuan, Song Lan's eyes lit up.
His face was full of: I! Learned! It!
Now Gao Le was coming towards Jiang Mingxi. Before Gao Le could even finish the word "bar", Song Lan took a step forward, raised his arms and directly picked up Jiang Mingxi in a princess hug.
【???】
[Song Lan has given you the chance, right?]
[Although the scene was outrageous, should Song Lan kowtow to Gao Le? ]
[No, I really want to know what this variety show is about! Huh? What is it about? What!]
director:……
Do you have something I want to know?
Assistant Director: ...
Is it important? What’s important is popularity! Popularity!
There are a lot of trending searches on Weibo right now, and they’re all about this show!
#Gao Le is crazy#
#SongLanHumanMachine#
#Gao Le shoe shine#
【Fans smoking#】
…
Song Lan took a step back while holding Jiang Mingxi, not even bothering to give Gao Le a cold look.
Holding the person he wanted to hug the most in his arms, Song Lan's eyes were full of Jiang Mingxi.
Jiang Mingxi asked him what he liked about him. Song Lan couldn't say it, he just felt that he liked everything about Jiang Mingxi, all of it!
I like them all.
He had lived for twenty-nine years and had never been so moved by anyone.
Now I am holding you and I don’t want to let go at all. I just want to hold you like this forever.
But Jiang Mingxi jumped out of Song Lan's arms with a swish of his tail.
Song Lan's heart suddenly felt empty, and then he heard Jiang Mingxi roaring angrily: "My rabbit!!!"
Like a ray of light, Jiang Mingxi rushed to the fire.
The rabbit that was supposed to be roasted on the fire had fallen over because Zhao Jiayuan stumbled backwards. The rabbit fell into the fire and was roasted by the flames...
The flames are whooshing!
Pheasants were not spared either.
Jiang Mingxi picked up the sticks left over from when Chen Chong was sharpening sticks next to him, and quickly dug out the roasted rabbit from the fire.
Zhao Jiayuan stamped his feet in anger, "Are you satisfied? Are you satisfied now? What atonement? You just don't want us to eat rabbits!"
While cursing, Zhao Jiayuan grabbed another stick on the ground and tried to save the pheasant.
Zhao Ke looked at Song Lan and then at Chen Chong with a gossipy look on his face.
The two men's eyes were fixed on each other, one on Jiang Mingxi and the other on Zhao Jiayuan.
Hehe~
Gao Le quickly grabbed a stick from the ground to help, "Xiaoxi, Xiaoyuan, please move aside and let me do it. Let me do it. Please do all the work for me, you..."
The barrage didn't even have time to complain [What the hell is Xiaoyuan! ]
Gao Le acted as fiercely as a tiger, holding a stick and poking it into the fire. Then, in order to pull the rabbit out, he raised it with all his strength.
[Fuck, are you going to ruin Jiang Mingxi and Zhao Jiayuan's looks?!]
[Damn it, stupid son, be careful! ]
[Damn it, Jiang Mingxi, get out of the way!]
[What the hell is this idiot trying to do? I'm so pissed off! ]
Gao Le suddenly raised his hand, and a large piece of charcoal sticks with flames was lifted up and rushed straight towards Zhao Jiayuan and Jiang Mingxi.
The barrage of comments started cursing instantly!
Those who reacted even faster than the barrage were Song Lan and Chen Chong.
The two of them almost jumped up and rushed forward.
Chen Chong grabbed Zhao Jiayuan and pulled him towards her.
When Chen Chong was pulling, Zhao Jiayuan was just sticking his butt out, bending over, and trying hard to pull out the pheasant from the fire. Suddenly, he was pulled hard by him, and he staggered and fell backwards.
Chen Chong grabbed them by the waist and they both fell backwards.
The two people fell down at the same time. On the other side, Song Lan took a step forward, pulled Jiang Mingxi back, and turned his body to block the flames coming towards Jiang Mingxi with his back.
Jiang Mingxi was startled.
Seeing the red-hot tree stick with flames coming towards Song Lan's head.
The moment Song Lan pushed him away, he reached out and grabbed Song Lan's collar, and instinctively pulled Song Lan towards him.
Bang!
The two of them went back down.
Song Lan felt that all the benefits of spending money on a personal trainer over the years were used in this moment.
Just before Jiang Mingxi's head hit the ground, he put his arm around Jiang Mingxi's waist and turned the two of them around.
Bang!
Song Lan fell on his back and Jiang Mingxi fell heavily on his chest.
【……】
What a thrilling action movie!
[Oh my god, luckily Chen Chong and Song Lan reacted quickly, otherwise the fire would have burned Jiang Mingxi and Zhao Jiayuan, and they would have been disfigured!]
[When I think about how my son was nearly disfigured, I want to skin this idiot alive!]
[Song Lan almost got burned by him. The fire was almost falling on Song Lan's head! I'm so angry!]
[Although, now the result is a bit sweet~]
Chen Chong and Song Lan are really fierce. I understand Song Lan, he's openly pursuing Jiang Mingxi, but Chen Chong... hehe~