Mountains in the distance and low houses.

There are also bumpy dirt roads.

It's not hard to see.

This is in the countryside.

Next second.

Love eating mangoes, zoom in.

Focus on a lychee tree ten meters away from the house.

I saw the lychee tree was swaying and its branches and leaves were covering it.

When netizens took a closer look, they found that there was a woman under the tree, holding a machete and swinging it at the tree with great force.

"Ahem, here's the thing. My mom suspects the tree at the door is blocking my marriage. Look, the one chopping the tree down is her."

[Help! Same world, same mom! Last month, my mom also cut down the fig tree at home.]

[This brings me to the fact that I had spinal surgery when I was a kid. My dad thinks the doctor touched a nerve in me that made me not want to get married and have children. (Doctor, I'm so sorry 2333...)

"What's that? There are three families in our family who don't want to get married. We're already discussing moving the ancestral graves..."

[It's obviously the ceiling in your house that's the problem. I suggest your mother tear the ceiling off. That way, your marriage will fall from the sky.]

Ahhh, whenever I talk about blind dates and marriage, I feel like I'm going crazy. Who the hell invented marriage?!

Many netizens complained about their similar experiences in the barrage.

Mango Love nodded repeatedly: "Yeah, yeah, it's really helpless. I'm not an introvert. I used to work in sales, I'm good at socializing, and I'm not bad looking. People don't believe I'm a virgin."

"Actually, I'm not opposed to blind dates. Now that I'm unemployed and at home, I happily go whenever someone introduces me to someone."

"Blind dates, after all, are just about chatting and eating. It's not difficult. Just think of it as expanding your social circle. But those blind dates are really..." She suddenly sighed to the sky, "Too weird!!!"

Then he chattered in the live broadcast room and shared his blind date experience.

"The first matchmaker introduced me to him. He said he was honest and quiet. His family owned a factory and managed tens of thousands of employees. But when we met, he told me he was a beekeeper in the mountains."

“………”

"...The most bizarre one, after just 10 minutes of meeting me, he asked me if I'd ever lived together before. I was furious and called him presumptuous, but he thoughtfully said, 'That's an admission.' What the hell is that? I've been a solo widow, and I've never even had a kiss! So, he thinks I'm pretty, that I've been having a lot of fun out there, and now he's back home looking for someone to take over."

"Don't you think it's weird?"

The barrage was filled with the word "weird".

[I understand how this young lady feels. My blind date experiences could fill a book, no kidding.]

[I remember a joke: a man was introduced to a murderer when he returned to the village. The matchmaker patted his chest and assured him that he would not kill anyone anymore.]

[Haha, I really wish it was a joke. I just experienced this. The matchmaker introduced me to a disabled person and said it was okay because you couldn't tell if he didn't walk.]

[I understand. Now I'll go find a matchmaker to help me write my resume.]

So embarrassing! I went on a blind date yesterday. The girl is five years younger than me. The matchmaker asked me to go into the room and chat with her. To my surprise, the first thing she said when she saw me was, "Uncle, has the boy arrived yet..." Me: "Sorry, he's stuck in traffic and can't come."

Love eating mango is heartless.

He was filled with indignation just a second ago.

The next second, I was fascinated by the bizarre blind date experiences shared by netizens.

Tang Yu was a soloist in both of his lives, and after cultivating into an immortal, he entered the path of ruthlessness.

Blind dates are completely out of her mind, but that doesn't stop her from liking to watch others go on blind dates.

Very interesting.

I just turned on the melon-eating mode, picked up a bag of potato chips from the side, and ate while watching.

Finally, he patted the potato chip crumbs on his hands and said to Mango Lover, "You want to calculate your marriage, right?"

Love Mango withdrew his attention from the barrage and became serious: "Yes, Master, please help me see when my destined other half will appear?"

"Send me the eight characters in a private message."

"OK."

Joking aside.

I love eating mangoes and actually I really want to find a partner who shares the same values ​​as me, and support each other for life.

Being solo from birth was purely due to objective reasons, not something she wanted!

To find a soul mate.

It’s so difficult in today’s impetuous society!

Tang Yu first glanced at her horoscope, then looked up at her face. "According to your horoscope, you are destined to marry late. Your true love will not appear until five years from now. You can follow your heart and focus on your career first."

Love eating mango's eyes lit up: "Yeah, it's just as I thought. I was planning to let nature take its course if another blind date fails and focus on my career first."

"Many friends have praised my good taste in clothes, so I plan to go back to City A and set up a street stall to sell clothes."

【Your friend lied to you.】

[Do you have any misunderstandings about having good taste in clothes? ]

Love eating mangoes looked down at today's outfit.

She wore a thin green long T-shirt with a big red flower print, paired with tight jeans, which made her originally tall figure look like a 55-50 figure.

It’s hard to convince people that she has good taste in clothes.

Harmful.

This isn't a trip back to my hometown, so naturally I should dress for comfort.

He calmly pulled out another phone from his pocket.

Ai Chi Mango opened the photo album, swiped her fingers across the photos, and showed her outfits to the netizens in the live broadcast room.

"I'm Chunhua in the village, and everyone in the city praises me as the stylish Linda. I put all these together myself. What do you think?"

[There are no fancy poses, nor are there any deliberately chosen angles to create the best look. Hey sisters, who knows? When you buy clothes online, the models look so good in them, it makes you want to buy them at first sight, but then when you buy them and try them on, you can't bear to look at them.]

[I get it, I totally get it! The models' poses are forced and photoshopped, so they won't look good in real life.]

I also have this floral top, and I never thought I could pair it like this. Amazing!

[This dress is so beautiful, please find the same style and link. ]

[I want this Chanel-style jacket. Where did you buy it? ]

…

Speaking of beautiful clothes.

That's the ladies' show.

All the doubts just now disappeared, replaced by a screen full of praise.

Ai Chi Mango exited the album with a bright smile, "Thank you all for your love and recognition."

"A few years ago, I opened a women's clothing store in downtown A. I did everything myself, from choosing the store location to selecting styles and getting the goods."

"Because of my matching skills, the store has accumulated many loyal customers and made a lot of money in those two years. Later, due to the mask issue, the store closed. Now there are still customers who keep in touch with me and occasionally ask me questions about matching."

"The overall environment is not good right now, so I chose to set up a street stall. The price-performance ratio is high. Street stalls are a bit low-end, but when sisters buy clothes, they look at practicality and fashion sense."

She is full of confidence, "Whether it's a street stall or a high-end store, good looks are king!"