I've been a courier for over three years, delivering many bizarre packages. Now, I'm here to tell you about some little-known incidents involving the delivery of human ashes!
That day...
Su Xiaoniu had already clearly described the characteristics of this jumping corpse: not only was it slow to react, but it also had no hearing and extremely short vision. I estimated that I was about fifty meters away from the jumping corpse. I unscrewed the cap of the glutinous rice wine bottle and suddenly sprinted towards it.
Fifty meters, I could run it in less than ten seconds. And I sprinted forward suddenly. The zombie's reaction was already slow, and by the time it spotted me, I was only ten meters away. I saw the zombie react with extreme ferocity, leaping straight at me without a word.
Those stiff but powerful arms, like two iron rods, suddenly slapped my face.
Whoosh!
A strong wind whistled past, and I moved sideways to avoid it with difficulty, but it scratched my face and immediately cut a bloody wound... Damn, it hurts!
However, at this moment I didn't care about the pain. When the jumping corpse approached me and passed by me, I splashed the glutinous rice wine in my hand at him.
Crash! The rice wine poured all over the jumping corpse, and it let out a few strange "ow" sounds, then started running around like a madman. Even more terrifying, it suddenly jumped up and jumped directly onto a telephone pole on the side of the road.
Su Xiaoniu shouted: "Chase him! Don't let him get away!"
I realized it was about to get away! Damn, it jumped so high, there was no way I could catch it, and I can't fly!
Su Xiaoniu said, "You're stupid! Even if a jumping corpse can jump high, it's not very fast, and its reactions are slow. You can almost predict where it will jump next. You just need to wait there."
I thought about it and felt that what Su Xiaoniu said made a lot of sense!
I stared at the jumping corpse perched on the pole for a long time. It stood trembling, its eyes darting around, seemingly searching for a place to jump. But I knew its visual range was only fifty meters, and now that I'd splashed it with glutinous rice wine, even that last fifty meters had been completely destroyed.
In other words, he can't see or hear anything now!
You can only jump selectively based on your feeling.
Another point is that the distance between where I was standing and the telephone pole where the jumping corpse was standing was more than fifteen meters. To put it simply, the jumping distance of the jumping corpse was about 15-20 meters, and the height should be within 10 meters.
After determining this, I stared at the telephone pole where the corpse was standing for a while and found that the corpse's body had shifted 15° to the right. There was a public toilet over there, within 20 meters of the telephone pole.
Seeing this, I immediately ran towards the toilet.
I quickly ran to the toilet door. Since it was nighttime, there was almost no one inside. The toilet wasn't very high, and there were some trees along the roadside. I used the branches to cling to it and slowly climbed to the top of the toilet. The ground was a little damp and slippery, so I had to walk carefully.
Just as I reached the toilet roof, a dark figure sprinted towards me from 20 meters ahead. I instinctively stepped back a few steps, and with a thud, the jumping corpse landed squarely in front of me.
really!
Just as I predicted, the jumping corpse really jumped over here. I licked my lips, and when the jumping corpse had just landed and hadn't recovered from its shock, without saying a word, I took out the jumping corpse talisman and rushed over.
Snap!
The corpse-suppressing talisman was firmly stuck on the jumping corpse's forehead, and it was subdued immediately.
Then the question arises, how to take him away?
You're not going to make me drag him around with a rope, are you? Damn, that would tire me to death!
But I didn’t expect Su Xiaoniu to say to me, “Take out the Sanqing Bell.”
I took out the Sanqing Bell from my bag: "And then?"
Su Xiaoniu said calmly, "I'll teach you a method of corpse-driving I created myself, called 'Shadow-Walking Technique.' It can't compare to the authentic corpse-driving techniques of those corpse-drivers, but it's more than enough to deal with zombies like these jumping corpses. Use your Yang blood to draw a circle on the Sanqing Bell and the back of the neck of the jumping corpse. Then, chant the Shadow-Walking Technique spell while shaking the Sanqing Bell, and the jumping corpse will naturally follow you."
Is this even possible?
I was skeptical, and always thought that the Sanqing Bell was just a magical tool used to dispel some hallucinations, miasma and the like, but I didn't expect it also had the ability to drive away corpses!
I immediately did as I was told and used my yang blood to draw a circle on the Sanqing Bell. Then I walked behind the jumping corpse and drew a circle on his neck.
Next, Su Xiaoniu taught me the spell of shadow walking, and I memorized it quickly.
Leaves return to leaves, roots return to roots, the dead must go, the living must not look back...
jingle--
As I chanted the spell of shadow-walking and shook the Sanqing Bell, I saw the jumping corpse stretching out its stiff arms and lightly jumping in front of me... I was overjoyed, hung the gasoline barrel on its arm, and then quickly crawled to the ground. After walking away five or six meters, I chanted the spell again and shook the Sanqing Bell. The jumping corpse jumped high and jumped down from the top of the toilet and jumped in front of me.
I was so happy! This was clearly the legendary skill that only corpse-carrying craftsmen could perform! I had only seen it on TV and in movies before, but now I was experiencing it firsthand. I was so happy.
Su Xiaoniu said angrily: "You damn ghost! You are still in the mood to play? Look ahead, the ghost messenger is back!"
I jumped, looked up, and sure enough, I saw Li Dapao's taxi coming toward me. It stopped a moment later. The door opened, and the woman and two children got out and walked over to me.
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