I've been a courier for over three years, delivering many bizarre packages. Now, I'm here to tell you about some little-known incidents involving the delivery of human ashes!
That day...
Propose? Visit a grave?
Oh my god, what the hell! I did this to show my sincerity, but Su Xiaonu mistakenly thought I was proposing to her at her grave. I was so drunk.
After some fun, Su Xiaoniang introduced me to Gui Sanniang. This little girl, Gui Sanniang, was truly a shrewd creature. After learning about my relationship with Su Xiaoniang, she peppered me with questions, occasionally teasing me in anger and embarrassing me. I thought, I hadn't provoked her since entering, so why was she always so irritated with me? I couldn't understand, but Mei Mingyou, with a delicate smile, told me that back in the Ghost Alliance, Su Xiaoniang and Gui Sanniang had been extremely close, and Gui Sanniang had often clung to her, Senior Sister Su. It wasn't until Su Xiaoniang's death that Gui Sanniang's habit gradually faded. Now, meeting Su Xiaoniu again, Gui Sanniang's long-buried attachment had undoubtedly erupted. And since I had been with Su Xiaoniu all those years, Gui Sanniang considered me an "enemy."
I'm speechless. I was shot even when I was lying down!
I had no choice but to avoid Gui Sanniang, and thought of the whereabouts of Zhao Xi's child, Xiao Sifei. I asked Su Xiaoniu, if all the previous things were paved for me by her, then Xiao Sifei was Zhu Ying's, was it just a cover to lure me to Tianmen Mountain?
But unexpectedly, this little girl Su said, "I didn't lie to you. The story about Zhu Ying is true. Little Si Fei is bathing in the Yinxian Waterfall in Guigu Cave. Don't worry."
When she said that, I breathed a sigh of relief. Actually, regardless of whether Zhu Ying's story was true or not, as long as Little Si Fei was safe and sound, I could go back and give Zhao Xi an explanation.
Su Xiaoniu led me to a hidden cave deep within the peach forest. Within this cave, there was also a giant Torreya grandis tree, even larger and thicker than the ones I'd seen along the way to Tianmen Mountain. It towered over the ground, seemingly reaching for the sky! Su Xiaoniu said this cave was the authentic Guigu Cave, a place known only to a few people. It's the place where the legendary Master Guigu lived in seclusion after his retirement.
Everyone knows that Master Guigu is dead. However, Master Guigu, who has long seen through the various aspects of human life and transcended the cycle of life and death, shed his physical body to make the world think he is dead, while his true spirit lives in seclusion in this Guigu Cave.
When Su Xiaoniu told me this, I was overjoyed. People search thousands of mountains and rivers for Guigu Xianshi but still can't see him. I might even be able to see him. How lucky would that be! Do you want to take a photo with Guigu Xianshi later? That way I can show off, right?
Unfortunately, Su Xiaoniu also said that Master Guiguzi's soul often flew away to the sky and his whereabouts were erratic. His traces might appear in the Sixteen Caves of Tianmen, and sometimes he would go to other fairy mountains to visit his friends. Even though I knew that Guiguzi Cave was here, it was almost impossible for me to see him in person.
Take today for example. Just before me, Master Guigu left for a wandering trip. If I had come earlier, I would have been able to see him! What a pity!
"Never mind, that means I don't have the chance to meet Master Guigu. Besides, my purpose in coming here wasn't to see Master Guigu." He shook his head and entered the fairyland-like Guigu Cave. He found Little Sifei in front of the Hidden Immortal Waterfall. She was actually lying comfortably in the Hidden Immortal Waterfall, how did she not drown?
I rolled my eyes, went over and picked up the naked little Sifei, and said, "Did you enjoy your bath? We should go back."
Unexpectedly, Xiao Sifei started to struggle and yelled, "Pervert! Pervert! Men and women shouldn't touch each other. Can't you see I'm not wearing any clothes? Go away!"
"Fuck! I'm just here to take you back to reunite with your mother. What are you yelling about? Besides, you're an undeveloped baby, and you're calling me a pervert. You're even telling me that men and women shouldn't touch each other. Is there any justice in the world?"
I deliberately lifted her up into the air, looking her small body up and down thoroughly, then said with a sly smile, "Don't worry, I won't do anything to you."
Then Su Xiaonv, who was behind me, kicked me and said angrily, "Pervert, we should leave now."
Even Su Xiaonu called me a pervert. Sigh, I can’t live like this anymore…
The thrilling journey through Tianmen Mountain ended here. Halloween was approaching, so it was time to prepare for the journey to the underworld to rescue Ning Xue. I returned to Jiangzhou by car and handed Little Concubine Si to Zhao Xi, reuniting mother and daughter. Meanwhile, I discovered that the haunting of the maternity hospital had been resolved, and the crying baby ghost had been eliminated. Xuanxuan's reputation soared, and almost every place where something uncanny happened would seek her out for help. Xuanxuan was incredibly busy.
Seeing this, I was relieved. At least Jiangzhou no longer needs me in the future. Xuanxuan's ability is enough to deal with these evil ghosts. I found Xuanxuan and asked her to take good care of Zhao Xi. Then I set out on the road to Fengdu Ghost City.
Mei Mingyou told the Black-clad Madman and the others that she was also going to the underworld to run some business, so she came with me. Let's not talk about Mei Mingyou, let's just talk about the Black-clad Madman. His involvement in this matter, and his previous help setting up that trap for Su Xiaoniu, was undoubtedly because he owed Su Xiaoniu something and wanted to make up for it. When Su Xiaoniu asked for help, the Black-clad Madman agreed without hesitation.
As for Gui Sanniang, she heard that the Golden-Haired Old Man was living in seclusion in Jiangzhou, so she began a brutal search for him throughout the city. If he knew I was the one who revealed his whereabouts, he would definitely be eaten! But regardless, I can't let this little loli Gui Sanniang always follow her, Senior Sister Su, right? That would give me a headache.
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