I've been a courier for over three years, delivering many bizarre packages. Now, I'm here to tell you about some little-known incidents involving the delivery of human ashes!
That day...
"You two, do you want me to do it or do it yourselves?" The jailer said to us impatiently, holding a pair of pliers in one hand and two hooks in the other.
According to him, he wanted us to use this hook to hook our tongues, then kneel on the ground and let something like a cow pull us to crawl? And then use pliers to pull out our tongues?
Oh shit!
I shook my head and refused decisively: "Let's leave this to the evildoers who really need it. We are just passing through here and want to borrow the power of Lord Hell Ghost to send us to the next level."
The jailer laughed contemptuously and said, "Those who have been sent to hell all claim to be passing through here in an attempt to escape punishment. Now that you are here, how can you not accept the punishment of hell? And you still want the Lord of Hell to send you to the next level? Don't even think about it."
I frowned slightly and was about to say something when Su Xiaoniu suddenly appeared behind the jailer and slapped him on the back of the head. The jailer fell down. I was stunned.
Su Xiaoniu clapped her hands and said noncommittally, "It's a waste of words to reason with the evil spirits in hell. Remember, if you can get physical, don't waste words. Punch him first, knock him down, and then reason with him. It's much easier this way."
I admire you.
As expected of Su Xiaonu, she always does things simply and crudely, leaving no room for compromise. I took a deep breath and thought, I have to learn from her!
After the jailer was knocked unconscious by Su Xiaoniu, he immediately attracted the attention of a group of jailers nearby. The tongue-pulling ghost had already noticed it and said from a distance: "What? Still want to rebel? What did you come here for? This is hell. How dare you act wildly in hell? You..."
Before he could finish, Su Xiaoniu suddenly flew away, her body transformed into a white shadow, and instantly appeared in front of the Tongue-Pulling Hell Ghost. The Tongue-Pulling Hell Ghost swallowed his saliva and shouted in horror: "You, you, you...what are you doing!"
Su Xiaoniu put her hands on her waist and said imposingly: "Nothing, I just want to ask you, can we go to the next floor?"
The Tongue-Pulling Hell Ghost stood firm and retreated, saying, "Stop dreaming! You refuse to accept Hell's punishment, violate Hell's rules, and even resort to violence. If I don't punish you by having your tongues pulled out, I will never let you go!"
"You're so stubborn!" Su Xiaoniu, enraged, lunged forward and kicked the Tongue-Pulling Hell Ghost, who was completely defenseless. He was sent flying over ten meters into a crevice in the rock wall, howling in pain. Su Xiaoniu approached him and plucked him out of the crevice like a puppy. Frowning, she said, "The rulers of the Eighteen Hells have all changed, haven't they? No wonder I didn't recognize you. When I was a guest there, you were still playing in the mud."
Not to mention the jailers and the tongue-pulling hell ghosts, even I was surprised. Holy shit, why didn't Su Xiaonu tell me before that she'd been to Hell before, and even came as a "guest"? How the hell is that? She actually came to Hell as a guest!
Moreover, Su Xiaoniu's kick just now was very fierce. It seems that her Taoism has recovered to the sixth or seventh level. The Yin-Yang golden body plus the Yang-Yang body, the effect of the intersection of Yin and Yang is indeed powerful!
I kicked aside the guards surrounding me and walked over to Su Xiaoniu. Looking at the terrified Tongue-Pulling Hell Ghost, I said helplessly, "Tongue-Pulling Hell is a place for punishing those who sow discord, slander, speak slyly, and lie to deceive others. Only those people go to Tongue-Pulling Hell after death, but we are not one of them. So, Lord Hell Ghost, don't even think about punishing us. We really have urgent business to attend to and must go to the Eighteen Levels of Hell. We don't have time to waste here. You'd better send us down quickly, so you don't have to suffer any more."
The Tongue-Pulling Hell Ghost seemed to want to refute something, but just as he opened his mouth, Su Xiaoniu swung her fist and waved it in front of his eyes, which immediately scared him to death. He swallowed his saliva and nodded vigorously: "I, I understand!"
The tongue-pulling ghost finally gave in under Su Xiaoniu's fist. It's true that fighting is much easier than reasoning. Don't say anything, just punch him first, knock him down, and then reason with him. Su Xiaoniu's wise words! I must remember this, and I must learn from them from now on.
Afterwards, the Tongue-Pulling Hell Ghost used his ghostly power to open a passage on the ground leading to the second layer of Hell. It was another bottomless abyss, and Su Xiaoniu and I jumped in without hesitation, entering the second layer of Hell.