I've been a courier for over three years, delivering many bizarre packages. Now, I'm here to tell you about some little-known incidents involving the delivery of human ashes!
That day...
Because we were surprised to find that the thing that took the bait wasn't a fish, but... a person! A woman!
"Ah! It hurts so much! Let me down!" said the woman who was hooked in the air by me hatefully.
This fishing rod is mechanical, not hand-held, so it can catch even an elephant without any effort, let alone a person. But when we saw that person, we were shocked because it was none other than Xiao Bingbing!
I quickly put her down. After Xiao Bingbing landed on the deck, she gasped for breath and coughed non-stop. Perhaps she had drunk a lot of turbid water in the Yellow River and was feeling very uncomfortable.
When she had almost rested, Ning Xue asked, "Bingbing, what's wrong with you..."
"Sister! It's great that you're still alive!... I originally wanted to pick you up on a yacht, but I didn't expect that there would be a sudden strong wind and huge waves. The cruise ship sank and everyone disappeared. I was floating by holding on to half of the deck. Suddenly, I saw a blurry silhouette of a ship in front of me, so I swam over faster... But I didn't expect that a fishhook would get caught on my clothes, and I was caught up like a fish..." When she said this, Xiao Bingbing glared at me angrily.
I held my forehead and was speechless.
Ning Xue didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Okay, Bingbing, at least we managed to escape death, which is already good enough."
"Yeah... I think so too. By the way, sister, I'm so hungry, is there anything to eat?" Xiao Bingbing said, holding her stomach.
I asked Ning Xue to take her to cook fish. There should be a lot of fuel and matches in the kitchen, which can last at least three days. If we save a little, it may last longer.
Ning Xue took Xiao Bingbing to cook the fish, while Su Xiaoniu, Xuanxuan, and I continued fishing. I don't know how long we'd been fishing when I heard a noise from under the boat. I quickly headed towards the source and saw several people slowly climbing up the rope ladder over the side of the boat.
When Su Xiaoniu saw this, her expression changed: "It's Gloria!"
Yes, it was Gloria and the others. I didn't expect them to be alive! How I wish they had all died in this disaster! But good people don't live long, while bad people live forever. It's really fucked up.
"How could it be you!" Gloria, who was climbing on the top, seemed to have noticed us on the boat and her expression was extremely surprised.
I grinned and said, "Yes, it's me, your grandfather. This ship is ours. You want to get on board? Have you bought your tickets?"
"You wild boy, you actually dare to call yourself your grandpa in front of me! Are you tired of living? If Ziv hadn't suddenly appeared at that time, I would have torn you into pieces!" Gloria said angrily.
"Oh my~ You still have the energy to say such arrogant words. It seems that you haven't drifted enough on the Yellow River. Then I will send you down now and continue drifting." I got a bamboo stick and hit Gloria and the others under the rope ladder hard.
Gloria panicked, tiptoed on the boat, and quickly dodged to the side. She did dodge, but someone following right below her was knocked down by my stick.
Bang!
The man fell into the Yellow River. Just then, a strong wind arose, and the Yellow River surged. Before the man could react, he was swept away by the turbid current. In the blink of an eye, he disappeared into the mist, and there was no trace left.
They all swallowed their saliva.
Gloria was so frightened that her face turned pale. I smiled and said, "Call me grandpa and I'll let you up. How about that?"
"You...don't go too far!" Gloria said angrily.
"I'm sorry." I hit her with the stick again. Gloria dodged with difficulty, but the person following her was also hit by my stick and then washed away by the Yellow River.
After several such incidents, the number of Exorcist Pavilion masters following Gloria had dropped from six or seven at the beginning to only two. The remaining two were quite skilled in martial arts, and they could easily deflect my blows with the stick.
"Ha...haha! If you have the guts, beat us all down!" Gloria laughed angrily.
I threw away the bamboo stick, found a pair of big scissors, waved them in front of her eyes, and said with a wicked smile, "Grandpa, I will take you down right away." Then I started to cut the rope ladder.