Chapter 5 Is it really safe to cross the road with Dazai leading the way?

"Wow, I don't want to meet you~"

"The weird guy I met last time was an old antique who was reincarnated from a thousand years ago..."

This is Hayana Kotori who is so drunk that she doesn't know which way is east, west or north.

Her scallion-white fingers grasped the collar of Zhongyuan Zhongye's clothes, complaining miserably, with tears as thick as seaweed gathering at her chin, which made her look inexplicably cute and funny.

Zhongyuan Zhongye was dizzy from being shaken by her collar, his eyes swirling, but he still tried to comfort her: "...punch that weird guy away..."

Dazai Osamu recalled the last time he met a man who felt very good about himself, when he went on a blind date with Hayana Takanashi half a month ago.

It’s not that he feels particularly good about himself. In fact, the man can be said to be handsome.

Wearing a well-fitting yukata, with a pair of upturned peach blossom eyes and the temperament of a young master from a wealthy family, he looks like a handsome guy wherever he goes.

Very eye-catching——

The kind where passersby surround you and ask for your WeChat.

When it comes to choosing a man for Hayana Kotori to have a blind date with, Kotori's mother's aesthetic sense is absolutely top-notch.

Every time Hayana Takanashi goes on a blind date, the person she goes with looks pretty good.

I don't know where she found so many handsome young men who came from good families and, more importantly, agreed to marry into her family.

It’s just that there seems to be a throne to inherit in his family, and his personality is not that of an ordinary old feudal.

Even someone like Dazai Osamu, who has seen a lot of ups and downs, would think that the other person is weird after hearing this, and would want to lock him up in the torture chamber and reform him to become a good young man of the new era.

The arrogant man who looked down on others said that it was his father who forced him to come.

It may also be that he doesn't want to go down the path of blind dating and marriage, so he deliberately shows his bad side.

In short, Hayana Takanashi only met him once and said one sentence, and then she wanted to smear the cake in front of her on his face to block his mouth.

Even the strategy to repel the enemy that he and Chuuya had prepared overnight was of no use.

After turning off the camera function on his phone and saving the video in a folder dedicated to "Slug's Embarrassing Stories," Dazai Osamu's smile became even gentler.

The bartender standing behind the bar continued to wipe the glasses, obviously accustomed to this kind of scene.

The boy stood up, took his own coat hanging on the hanger, and put it on the girl.

His coat was a little too big for the girl.

The dress draped over her body by Hayato Kotori made her look even smaller, and her face looked dazed and confused.

Seeing that her fingers that were grabbing Zhongyuan Chuuya's collar loosened slightly, she looked at me with a dazed look.

Dazai Osamu raised his hand and patted her head gently.

"It's time to go home."

Hayana Takanashi: “…?”

So cute~

He was struck by the girl's cute reaction:D

The next moment, the girl's innocent and cute face suddenly turned fierce. She grabbed Dazai Osamu's hand on her head and warned him fiercely: "If you get hit on the head, you won't grow taller!"

"Yeah." Dazai Osamu responded seriously.

Pulling up Hayana Takanashi, Dazai Osamu looked at Nakahara Chuuya who was sitting on the ground and stood up on his own initiative.

The ochre-haired young man was extremely drunk and was showing signs of going crazy.

Chuuya Nakahara is not a good drinker and will become talkative and crazy when drunk. Dazai Osamu is well aware of this.

His coat and hat were hanging on the hanger. Dazai Osamu put the hat on his head, held his and Hayana Kotori's coats with one hand, and looked at the bartender. The bartender understood what he meant with just one look.

"I will return Mr. Zhongyuan's motorcycle." The bartender promised with a serious face.

"It's okay if you don't send it back~" Dazai Osamu's eyes flickered, and he spread out the hand that wasn't grabbed, "It's not mine anyway."

The next second, he was almost punched by Nakahara Chuuya.

"I'll kill you... bastard!"

Easily dodged, Dazai Osamu's expression remained calm: "Drunk dwarf, don't be so irritable... Just follow the princess."

Nakahara Chuuya: “…”

I don’t know if Nakahara Chuuya heard what he said.

When he was pulling Hayana Kotori away, the little dwarf, Nakahara Chuuya, whom he called the princess's guardian, actually walked like a ghost and followed obediently.

The streets at night are quiet and dark, and the moonlight falls layer by layer like silver gauze.

Dazai Osamu pulled the staggering girl forward.

Since they were drunk, they definitely couldn't ride the motorcycle. Dazai Osamu didn't want to encounter a traffic police officer checking for drunk driving late at night.

Tomorrow’s embarrassing headline will be “Shocking! Hong Kong triad leader flees in panic after being caught driving under the influence.”

Although they are mafia, without a [Superpower Development License], they try to avoid conflicts with the police if possible.

After all, they are not demons who like killing.

As for those subordinates who think that killing is the essence of the Mafia, Dazai Osamu only wants to say: killing is just a tactic used by the Mafia to intimidate the enemy.

Whether it's him, Hayana, or Chuuya.

I won't kill anyone unless it's necessary.

Of course, there are many unnecessary situations, but those are when both parties are in a hostile position.

In this case, it is not necessary to drive a motorcycle while drunk.

"Everyone! Port Mafia Kindergarten is officially open!"

"Applause! Throw flowers~"

Dazai Osamu raised his hand.

"Everyone, please follow Mr. Dazai's instructions now!"

"Look! There's a road ahead!"

"Get ready to cross the traffic light~"

"Excuse me, can I go through the red light?"

"No..." The girl's voice was hoarse.

"Correct answer! As a reward, Hayana-san will receive a little red flower. We'll stop here and wait for the light to turn green."

Dazai Osamu's funny words fell.

The three extremely evil mafia guys who were able to calm down any situation and scare the enemy to the point of being unable to move and covered in cold sweat actually waited obediently for the red light.

So well-behaved and disciplined...

It was to the point where the enemy organization would slap him twice in the face, fearing that he was still asleep.

Once you confirm that it is true, you will feel disbelief and inexplicable shame.

It's really shameful!

These three people pretending to be kindergarten kids!!

Don’t you see how old you are! How many dark deeds have you done?!

Be normal, act like a mafia, you bastards!

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The members of the hostile organization hiding in the dark were reluctant to admit that these were the high-ranking officials of the port mafia that they feared.

Feeling that this level of shame was not enough, Dazai Osamu let go of Hayana Takanashi's hand and raised his hand as if holding a small flag.

"Come on, everyone, please stay in place and keep the formation~"

Following Dazai Osamu's marching movements, Hayana Takanashi also began to march on the spot, and Chuuya Nakahara was infected by the two people's pretending to be young and also began to march on the spot.

The three of them looked like a teacher and kindergarten students on an outing, standing still across the street waiting for the traffic light.

At this time, Nakahara Chuuya sobered up a little.

The misty cobalt blue eyes looked at the bright green light opposite.

"Hey, Dazai..." He reminded in a low voice.

There are scums around waiting for an opportunity to strike.

"As a student, you should address me as teacher. Chuuya-kun is really rude."

Dazai Osamu looked back at him with loving and caring eyes.

This sight gave Zhongyuan Zhongye a startled shock, and he broke out in a cold sweat, and he sobered up immediately.

Nakahara Chuuya: “…”

"If you were a teacher, you'd be misleading the students... Stop kidding me, you bastard Mackerel..."

Even when they were arguing or bickering, he never stopped walking in his tracks.

"What?" Dazai Osamu noticed this and smiled broadly. "Teacher, aren't you teaching Nakadashi and Hayana how to cross the street?"

"...Stop talking nonsense. When can we come over?"

Dazai Osamu looked across the street again.

"Hahaha, just now when Chuuya was arguing with the teacher, the traffic light turned red again~"

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Nakahara Chuuya: “…”

Chuuya Nakahara's violent skill was interrupted.

Because the drunk Hayana Kotori gave him an elbow.

"Chuuya-kun, shut up..." The girl's cheeks flushed red as she pursed her lips in dissatisfaction, "If you keep arguing with the teacher like this, we'll never be able to cross the street again."

Is it a tone of blame mixed with a hint of coquettishness?

Chuuya's face flushed red.

He was making a fuss here, and they were cooperating.

Across the street from the other side, behind the second-floor window, someone was observing the trio's cockscombs with a telescope.

"Something doesn't feel right. Did they take the wrong medicine?"

He had seen the terrifying look on Nakahara Chuuya's face as he rushed into their base with a cold face, which was definitely not the behavior of a less than three-year-old boy he was doing now!

"What the hell!" The man with the black afro next to the rooster comb hair held a walkie-talkie, his eyes cold. "[Double Black] and [Linear Cut] are here, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!"

Kill three at once! Absolutely profitable!

If you can't make three, making one Dazai Osamu is also a huge profit!

He pressed the communication button: "Attention! They are about to cross the road."

"The green light is on again. We can go through now. Students, please follow the teacher closely~"

"good--"

"whispering sound--"

I was led across the street by Mr. Dazai, and halfway through, Mr. Dazai suddenly stopped.

Under the glaring lights of the truck, he squinted at the truck loaded with heavy cargo that was rapidly approaching them. He stepped on the accelerator to the bottom and there was no sign of braking at all.

If there is nothing to block the impact, the whole body will be shattered and the person will die before he can be treated.

The car lights were so dazzling that everything around was swallowed up by the white light. Nakahara Chuuya narrowed his cobalt blue eyes, and a gravity-red light appeared on his body.

The three of them stood straight on the zebra crossing, with a powerful and steady aura, and no tendency to dodge at all.

At this moment, where is the slightest bit of the childish shame that I just felt?

Before gravity takes action—

The truck hit a transparent barrier.

The huge impact force caused the entire front of the truck to be smashed!

Broken parts and sharp steel plates flew everywhere. The rear of the car flew up from the overwhelming force, but the barrier remained motionless, not even a ripple forming where it was struck. The glaring headlights went out in an instant, and in that instant...

The guy with the rooster comb and the black afro hiding on the second floor saw the girl making the gesture to activate her supernatural power, and there was a cold and inorganic gleam in his eyes.