Bandaged Hat and the Lazy Lady

The main story is complete, with irregular updates for extras.

Known as the "Port Mafia Iron Triangle" alongside the bandaged man and the hat-wearing man, Takanashi Asana, the lazy la...

Chapter 80 Gin's First Encounter with the Shinsengumi in the World

Chapter 80 Gin's First Encounter with the Shinsengumi in the World

"What a great day for a hot spring bath~"

Takanashi Hayana placed her hands on the belt of her kimono, and when she was about to untie it, her eyes flashed, and all the muscles in her body were ready for battle.

The next second, she was standing on the busy street.

Why?

...Just now I was in the changing room of the hot spring hotel...

Her eyes turned slightly, and when she saw the two people beside her, the girl opened her eyes wide in surprise: "Dazai? Zhong...put on your clothes!"

"On the street!"

"I want it too!" Nakahara Chuuya, who was only wearing a white bath towel around his lower body and looked so wet, blushed. "What the hell is going on?!"

Dazai Osamu, who was about to dive into the water, lowered his voice slightly, "This is the first time I've encountered such a situation. It's a bit like teleportation, which is a bit troublesome."

"It's a bit troublesome." Hayato nods in agreement. "Even more troublesome than this situation are you two."

The three of them were on a crowded street. There were Japanese-style buildings on both sides of the street, which had some architectural style of the Edo period. Most of the people coming and going on the street were wearing kimonos, and there were also some pig heads, dog heads and cow heads?

Are you cosplaying?

"Mom, there's a weirdo with bandages all over his body and an exhibitionist wearing only a bath towel!" The innocent voice of a passing child broke the darkness where passers-by were secretly concentrating their gazes, and brought the matter to light.

Suddenly, the gazes of passersby became more explicit.

"Be good, don't look, you will be infected." The woman warned in a low voice.

"But there is also a beautiful older sister."

"Don't get close to a sister who has that kind of fetish."

Who has that kind of fetish, you bastard! The veins on Kotori Hayato's forehead throbbed violently when she was implicated.

"Move aside!"

A clear and melodious voice with a magnetic ending sounded, and a man with long black hair wearing a kimono, a haori, and a conical hat ran past Dazai Osamu who had slightly moved aside.

The moment the two looked at each other, he could clearly see the other's slightly widened eyes of shock.

This must be the first time I saw the Bandage Man.

“Stop! Don’t run… You bastard Katsura!… Watch out, Sougo! You almost hit me!!”

The man with broken voice chased from behind, and the handsome boy holding a knife looked innocent.

"ah."

Okita Sougo, who had nearly attacked his superior, stopped and blinked his round eyes: "Mr. Hijikata."

Hijikata Toshiro frowned, looking around for Katsura Kotaro, who was hard to find in the crowd. Upon hearing this, he responded perfunctorily, "What?"

"There's a weirdo wrapped in bandages and an exhibitionist wearing only a bath towel. They're a bit of an eyesore. Can you get rid of them?"

Hijikata Jushiro looked at the trio that Okita Sougo was observing intently.

"Where do I have the time to deal with such trivial matters?" He stamped out the cigarette butt in his mouth, and his face under his M-shaped bangs looked intimidating because of his seriousness.

"Our first priority is to catch Gui! Pay attention and don't let that pervert distract you. This might be Gui's evil plan."

"Hi—" Okita Sougo responded lazily and looked away.

"Who is the pervert?" Nakahara Chuuya was furious.

This is the first time in my life that someone has called me a pervert. I really want to kick each of them!

Why is this guy Okita Sougo here? I don't recognize him.

The boy with short light chestnut hair looked indifferent. "That's you, Mr. Hat Exhibitionist, showing off your body in just a towel... By the way, is there something hidden in your towel? A little book? Hand it over to me now."

"Who would hide something like that? Besides, I usually dress very tightly, so I don't have the properties you described!"

Ignoring the young man, whose fingers were twisted as he spoke, Okita Sougo calmly pointed out, "Even if he didn't hide it, he must have seen it. He might appear serious, but he's actually secretly watching it under the covers."

“Who has it?!”

"Then watch it openly."

“!!!”

"You're such a ruthless brat." Nakahara Chuuya, who had calmed down after turning the table over in his heart, said in a cold tone, "Do you want a beating?"

This is an experience that every man will have, why should you talk about it openly? ! !

"Intent on attacking the police." Okita Sougo's eyes flickered slightly, and he turned to call his boss: "Mr. Hijikata, can I take care of them now?"

Hijikata Jushiro was furious: "I told you not to fall for Katsura's tricks! Damn it... He left his plan here. Where on earth did Katsura hide?"

"Police?" Ignoring M Liuhai's conspiracy theory, Dazai Osamu grasped the point.

He had carefully observed the two men in front of him at first sight: the violent man in uniform holding a knife and the indifferent boy with a sharp tongue.

Hidden beneath the appearance is extremely strong strength.

Chuuya and Hayana must have sensed this as well.

"It's the police," the boy confirmed. "So, hand over the little book quickly."

This guy Sougo...

Hayana Kotori questioned: "Do police officers also read novels?"

Do all the police here wear their corruption on their faces? It's unfortunate for this city to have such police.

"Police officers are men too. Reading pornographic books is a hidden label of being a man, right? Or do you have any opinion on my label as a man?"

The boy's red eyes moved towards the girl standing upright: "This lady has a special fetish."

Hayana Takanashi: "..."

"Who has a special fetish? You stupid fool!"

With one punch, she knocked the boy in front of her to the ground. Hayana Takanashi was furious. In less than 3 minutes of meeting Okita Sougo, who didn't know her, she had had enough!

Sitting on the ground with a swollen cheek, Okita Sougo blinked blankly, as if in disbelief: "We were counterattacked..."

"What counterattack?" Cigarette-clenched, Hijikata Jushiro looked down at him with a hint of disdain. "You were actually knocked to the ground. This is such a disgrace to our Shinsengumi! Get up now!"

The young man lowered his head, his face filled with frustration. "I'm actually a sword made of glass. Once I'm counterattacked, I won't be able to stand up again when facing that person."

"She has the same gift as me."

"...This is the smell of the same kind, there's no mistaking it."

Hayana Takanashi: "..."

Hijikata Toshiro's patience reached its limit, his eyes twitching wildly as he let out a sharp expression: "What the hell are you doing! Catching Katsura is already giving me a headache, and you keep trying to make trouble for me! I told you not to fall into the trap, don't fall into the trap... Do you think this woman is as sadistic as you?!"

"The only person I want to get rid of is Mr. Hijikata."

"Shut up!"

Exhaling deeply, Hijikata Toshiro looked at the large group gathering around him, the cigarette in his hand flickering crimson. "Did you find it?"

One of them saluted and said, "Deputy Commander, no one was found! He must have escaped!"

"That's too loud, you idiot. Didn't you find something to be proud of? Don't be so loud!"

"Yes, deputy commander." A thin and weak mosquito.

Hijikata Jushiro: “…”

"Forget it, let's pack up." The young man's sharp deep blue eyes looked at the trio beside him and said casually: "Take these three back and investigate."

"Yes." The weak mosquito fly was weak.

"Okay, okay, then put them on obediently." Okita Sougo took out three collars.

As soon as he finished speaking, Hijikata Jushiro, who had just taken a few steps, slapped him on the head: "Constrain yourself! The prisoner is not there for you to vent your selfish desires."

"Really? If we keep going like this, what will people think of us, the Shinsengumi?"

"With an idiot stalker gorilla chief and a dumb deputy chief who loves to eat dog food, our image can't be any better." Having said this, Sougo Okita still took out three pairs of handcuffs.

Looking at the handcuffs, Hayana Kotori asked, "Is food provided?"

She hadn't eaten since morning in preparation for the luxurious dinner after the hot springs.

Okita Sougo's lips curled slightly: "One meal of dog food every day."

"What kind of dog food is this?! It's a special version of mayonnaise and tea rice!!!" A certain deputy chief was furious.

Just hope it’s not dog food.

It was just hanging in the air, and Nakahara Chuuya's face was not looking good: "Do you have any clothes?"

Okita Sougo: "If you ask me, I only have that special kind of clothes, and they're only for girls."

"I want normal clothes! Normal clothes!"

"The Shinsengumi will provide you with prison uniforms." A team member kindly reminded.

Never mind, prison uniforms are still clothes.

"It's your turn," Okita Sougo said, finally turning his gaze towards the rarely speaking Dazai Osamu, his eyes narrowed slightly, "Anything you want to ask, Bandage Freak-san?"

Hijikata Jushiro, who was walking in front, stopped.

Sougo felt the same way as him; the most dangerous of the three was probably this bandage.

"Yes," Dazai Osamu raised his hand with a smile. "I have a lot of questions I want to ask, but I don't know where to start. Will you be so kind as to answer them all for me?"

"Who knows?" As he handcuffed the slender wrist wrapped in bandages, Okita Sougo said in a calm tone, "It's the teacher's job to answer the questions. Our job is to pry the contents out of your mouth."

In consideration of food, clothing and intelligence, the three were taken away obediently.

Bang---

The iron door of the cell was slammed shut.

"...Want to order a song? It's only 5 yuan."

In the cell next door, a down-and-out man with his hair covering his eyes and a violin in his hand spoke in a voice as light and thin as spider silk.

"We have no money." Nakahara Chuuya, who was wearing prison clothes, replied.

The other party said "Oh" and stopped talking.

In the dark and damp environment, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya, who were wearing prison uniforms, looked at each other with the gorgeously dressed Hayana Takanashi.

The handcuffs restraining his hands fell to the ground one after another, and the shadow cast by his bangs made his eyes dark.

The expression is gloomy, like that of a villain, and the background music is also very sinister and creepy.

Hayana Takanashi: "..."

Kotori Hayana looked at the cell next to her: "...I told you we don't have any money."

"And this music is so sinister that it could kill people in the next second... Do you think we are villains?!"

"Want some more positive music? It's only ten yuan."

Nakahara Chuuya was speechless: "Not only are you forcing me to buy and sell, but you're also blatantly raising the price."

Dazai Osamu was very interested. "You weren't imprisoned for price gouging, were you?"

Man: "Actually, this one also costs money."

Three people: "..."

nerve.

But if he doesn't pay for the first song, he won't get paid for the second one.

Back to the topic.

The three of them gathered together, ignoring the background music that was becoming more sinister and even took on a terrifying tone.

"What are you doing?"

"Of course."

I never thought that they could reach the intelligence gathering base with just one punch. The Shinsengumi... are really naive.

Depend on!

More like a villain!