Alternative Title: 今天也在論壇被動美強慘
Author: 子木桃
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-03-02
Updated: 2025-03-02
[Mainly Detective Conan, low martial arts suppressing high martial arts, private settings will be marked, this story has no CP, no CP! No romantic implications whatsoever!]
Kamiya Tetsuya just wants to muddle through his time in the Black Organization, waiting for retirement, but there are always strange people popping up.
For example, a certain cat-eyed young man who plays the bass very well, after being sent on errands multiple times by him, isn't angry at all. Instead, he says to him with a complicated expression: "You don't have to be so nice to me."
Kamiya Tetsuya: ?
Another example, he accidentally arrives late while working with a certain blond, dark-skinned partner. Not only is the latter not annoyed, but he also rushes to finish the task, finally saying to him: "You've already carried enough."
Kamiya Tetsuya: ??
Yet another example, he accidentally stumbles upon a scene where a tall, white-haired man with a badminton-like hairstyle is with his child. Everyone stops and looks at him with strange expressions, advising him: "Live well."
Kamiya Tetsuya: ???
One day, a real-time forum suddenly appears before him. Looking at the bizarre, towering threads, Kamiya Tetsuya finally understands what's happening.
[Every time Gin wants to send Scotland on a mission, Kamiya interrupts with an errand.]
[He's already in the mire himself, and he doesn't want to see a good policeman fall, too? Wuwuwu, so touching.]
Kamiya Tetsuya: Wait a minute... who's a policeman?
[Kamiya Tetsuya looked at Gojo-sensei and his students with such a lost expression; he must be thinking of his own students who parted ways... ]
[Sherry didn't even leave him a word before she defected. Wuwuwu, our lonely Kamiya is so pitiful.]
Kamiya Tetsuya: ...Sherry defected? No, he was just curious about the disabled person who could move freely while wearing an eye mask!
Looking at the people around him with complicated expressions, Kamiya Tetsuya: ...He really doesn't have a hidden agenda!
More and more strange filters appear. When the Black Organization finally collapses, and Kamiya Tetsuya packs his bags, ready to go to the police station to serve his time—
Red Side: Kamiya-san, we've heard about your situation. You've worked hard! We'll apply for a special program for you!
Kamiya Tetsuya (lights a cigarette wearily): I'm just a pure black salted fish.