Chapter 210 Chapter 210 Buddhist Dad 3

Zhuozhuo was startled by Gu Yan's sudden concern and care. After observing him silently for a while, he said childishly, "Uncle Gu Yan, you're really angry. Are you going to coax Zhuozhuo and secretly sell him off?"

9972 and Gu Yan were both surprised by Zhuo Zhuo's train of thought. However, 9972 followed her line of thought and seriously considered this possibility, while Gu Yan was amused and laughed heartily. He grabbed Zhuo Zhuo's feet, lifted her up and shook her, then placed her on the sofa and asked seriously, "Little one, did those people from the Gu family fill your brain with water?"

My eyes are bright and I feel dizzy.

Zhuozhuo reacted, extremely angry, and with a fierce roar, he rushed towards Gu Yan, "Bad guy, Zhuozhuo bites you!"

Gu Yan raised an eyebrow and casually extended a finger to press on the burning forehead. Looking at the little guy who couldn't move forward any further, he smiled and said, "You're a little weak."

Zhuozhuo became even angrier. She didn't try to argue with Gu Yan by pushing his fingers like a stubborn donkey. Instead, she suddenly hugged his arms, lifted her legs, and hung herself on them.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Gu Yan stretched his arms until they were as straight as a clothesline.

Zhuozhuo ignored Gu Yan and focused on fiddling with his left and right hands. He quickly climbed from Gu Yan's wrist to his upper arm, then climbed up his shoulders and hugged his neck. Then, in his suddenly terrified gaze, he bit his chin.

"hiss."

Gu Yan frowned as he tore Zhuo Zhuo off, stretched out his arms, and placed her back on the sofa. He then took three steps back, stood still, held his breath, and touched his chin. It was covered in Zhuo Zhuo's saliva. The wet touch made him shudder, and goose bumps broke out all over his body. Gu Yan ran straight to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, and washed himself frantically. After washing, he wrapped his skin with Qi and rinsed himself up and down three times.

After the discomfort wore off, Gu Yan looked at his disheveled self in the mirror and sighed deeply. He'd just thought the little one's flailing legs were amusing, had just made a casual joke, and had even thought she was creative and in great shape when she used him as a horizontal bar. It wasn't until he was hugged around the neck that Gu Yan realized the little one had wet his pants and hadn't even showered or changed! !!!!!!

Gu Yan wanted to pull Zhuo Zhuo down immediately, but his reaction was not as fast as Zhuo Zhuo and he was bitten hard.

To be honest, at the moment when his jaw was bitten, Gu Yan wanted to chop off his own jaw.

"Uncle Gu Yan, what are you doing?"

Hearing the soft call, before Gu Yan could respond, he caught a glimpse of a furry little head poking in. He paused, grabbed Zhuozhuo and came in, laughing strangely, "I'm going to boil water and boil you."

“…”

Zhuozhuo wasn't frightened. He looked up at Gu Yan's approaching face and sighed to 9972 in his mind, "Uncle Gu Yan is so handsome!"

9972 agreed. Actually, every world's quest targets are good-looking, especially the five from the previous world. Each has their own unique characteristics, truly a match made in heaven in their own right. But Gu Yan, he possesses an indescribable charm, like a succubus hidden within the human world. His beauty isn't just about his appearance and temperament; it also includes his allure!

But in fact, Gu Yan is just an ordinary ancient martial arts genius, but the Heart of the Beast King is sealed in his body.

After admiring Gu Yan's beauty, Zhuo Zhuo blinked and smiled slyly. Before Gu Yan could react, her chubby little hand tightly covered his mouth. Under Gu Yan's cold gaze, Zhuo Zhuo giggled and said, "This hand is touching my butt!"

Gu Yan: “…”

With trembling hands, he placed Zhuo Zhuo on the toilet, then turned on the faucet at a dizzying speed, supported his arms on both sides of the sink, put his head under the faucet, and twisted his neck to rinse his mouth.

Rinse with your lips pouting for a few seconds, then open your mouth and make a "uh uh uh" sound to rinse your mouth, then spit it out with a "teh" sound, and continue to rinse with your lips pouting.

After repeating this several times, Zhuozhuo felt the flow of qi, which rinsed Gu Yan's mouth, chin, neck and other parts of his body that were being washed by the water eight times. After rinsing, Gu Yan seemed to feel that he was ready, and he took a long breath while keeping his head buried in the pool and his shoulder blades higher than his back.

"Uncle Gu Yan..."

Zhuozhuo had just spoken when Gu Yan suddenly raised his hand to signal her to be quiet. Zhuozhuo obediently shut up and watched Gu Yan spit again.

“…”

Zhuozhuo was puzzled, "Tongtong, Uncle Gu Yan is weird."

"Baby, he's just a bit of a germaphobe." 9972 looked at Gu Yan, who had been tossing himself around like crazy, and for once, he didn't seem to be snarling at him. He felt a tinge of pity for him. "Xiaozhi, that means you'll never have children in your life. Otherwise, how will you live?"

When Gu Yan finished the procedure and breathed a sigh of relief, Zhuo Zhuo remained cautious and remained silent. In the sudden silence, Zhuo Zhuo thought for a moment, then quietly slid down the toilet and tiptoed out.

"come over."

Gu Yan's hoarse voice came from behind.

Zhuozhuo stood there, turned around, worried that Gu Yan would turn on the faucet again and go through the process. She observed for a while and felt that Gu Yan's mood was relatively stable, so she whispered, "Zhuozhuo lied to you, Shou Shou didn't touch your butt."

“…”

Thinking of his own action of washing his mouth, Gu Yan could hardly help but think that he had become a psychopath in Zhuo Zhuo's eyes. He gritted his teeth and said, "Why would a child lie?"

"I'm not lying." Seeing Gu Yan's expression change again, Zhuo Zhuo subconsciously quickly finished the rest of his words, "I was just kidding you."

Gu Yan's hands itched, and he wanted to hit the child. He took a deep breath to control himself, and said gloomily, "Who taught you to joke like that?"

Who taught this little devil!

Zhuozhuo felt that the matter was serious and said honestly: "Master Kitten and Master Puppy taught me."

Seeing Gu Yan's puzzled expression, Zhuo Zhuo described the teaching scene in detail. "Master Kitten pointed at Zhuo Zhuo's bowl and shouted, 'Bastard, there's shit in your bowl!' Master Puppy snatched the bowl away and threw it on the ground, saying, 'I told you there's shit, but you're still eating it! Are you a fool? Hahaha!' Then, Master Kitten and Master Puppy laughed together, saying, 'There's no shit in your bowl. We were just kidding you. Are you going to cry?'"

Zhuozhuo said childishly, "Zhuozhuo didn't cry, but Zhuozhuo was hungry and felt uncomfortable."

Gu Yan clenched his fists. He said Zhuozhuo looked so cute and well-behaved, but how could she be so naughty? It turned out that she was bullied by some naughty kids, and now she foolishly thought others were playing with her. He added these naughty kids to his blacklist and asked, "What are the names of the kittens and puppies? Do you know who their parents are?"

"Their names are Gu Xiaomao and Gu Xiaogou, and their parents' names are Daidi Mami!" Zhuozhuo said affirmatively.

Gu Yan: “…”

9972 hilarious.

Gu Yan gave up on starting with the names and asked, "What do they look like?"

He walked to the bathtub and filled it with water, ready to wash Zhuozhu clean before showing her photos of the Gu family on his phone. He was determined to find these two naughty kids and their parents.

Zhuozhuo didn't even need to recall, blurting out, "The kitten and the puppy look exactly the same!"

Gu Yan immediately knew who it was. They were Gu Chengzong's twin grandsons, currently six years old. They were spoiled to the point of being lawless, hanging around in the clan all day and causing trouble.

"That's a lot of water."

Zhuozhuo saw that Gu Yan had stopped making any aggressive moves and slowly came over. Seeing the water in the bathtub, his eyes were glued to it. He said softly, "Zhuozhuo wants to put the sheets in and take a bath."

"Don't wash the sheets anymore, throw them away. I'll wash you now." Gu Yan looked at Zhuo Zhuo, raised his hand and put it down again, but he couldn't find a place to start. It was as if Zhuo Zhuo's whole body was full of viruses, and a touch would poison him to death.

Zhuozhuo didn't notice Gu Yan's embarrassment. She said in surprise, "So much water, all for Zhuozhuo to play with?"

"Give you a bath."

"Yeah, taking a bath is just for Zhuozhuo to play with!"

Gu Yan: "Can you wash it yourself?"

"meeting!"

Zhuozhuo answered so decisively that Gu Yan didn't believe it. He thought that if he really left her here, he would find a body sinking to the bottom of the sea in ten minutes.

Zhuozhuo didn't care about Gu Yan at all. He turned around and lay down on the edge of the bathtub, put his hands in, until the water almost covered his shoulders, then stirred it vigorously. After stirring it a few times, he became playful and suddenly splashed the water on Gu Yan.

Gu Yan was struggling with how to undress Zhuo Zhuo when he got splashed. He was about to rush under the shower to wash himself off when he caught a glimpse of Zhuo Zhuo looking at him, somewhat bewildered. Her clear eyes were filled with apology and uneasiness, telling him that she hadn't done it on purpose.

Gu Yan froze, suppressing his impulsive reaction. He slowly relaxed and used his fingertips to scoop up a few drops of water and sprinkled them on Zhuo Zhuo. He said nonchalantly, "Take off your clothes and go down to soak."

"Okay."

Zhuozhuo got up, looked down at herself, grabbed the hem of her clothes with her small hands and lifted it up. When the hem reached her head, it got stuck. She tried harder, but her skin was rubbed so hard that it hurt, but she still couldn't take it off.

[Baby, my clothes are wet and hard to take off. Please...]

"Uncle Guyan, help me!" Zhuozhuo was like a kitten covered by curtains, trying hard in the dark, and after failing, he shouted for help.

Gu Yan: “…”

He held down Zhuozhuo's thrashing little head, and with his other hand, pinched the hem of the clothes and lifted the clothes that had been wrapped into a ball. Fortunately, the collar of the clothes was large, so the head did not get stuck again, and he took it off smoothly.

Zhuozhuo blinked and looked at Gu Yan with a smile, "Thank you, uncle."

"You're welcome."

Throwing his shirt into the trash can, Gu Yan calmly reached into the bathtub and rubbed his hands vigorously twice.

Zhuozhuo saw Gu Yan's little trick and smiled secretly, but did not say it out loud. Instead, he started to take off his pants. First, he stood up and pulled down the waistband of his pants, then sat on the ground with his legs straight, and pulled the pants from the trouser legs. Unfortunately, the wet pants had a lot of friction, and Zhuozhuo couldn't pull them off no matter how many times he pulled.

Suddenly, a big hand pressed down on Zhuozhuo's shoulder, and the other hand paused in the air, then pinched the two trouser legs with two fingers and pulled.

The pants were successfully taken off.

Zhuozhuo looked up, seeing Guyan's somewhat numb expression. She put on a thoughtful expression, then suddenly plopped into the bathtub like a giant frog, making a huge splash. The little girl thrashed around, quickly stabilizing herself in the water. She turned to look at Guyan, pouting and saying in a low, babyish voice, "Uncle Guyan, do you think Zhuozhuo is dirty?"

Gu Yan, soaking wet and struggling to calm himself, looked at Zhuo Zhuo in the water. The little guy looked pitiful, as if he would burst into tears at any moment. He subconsciously said, "Don't mind. It's normal for children to get poop and pee on themselves. Children's poop and pee don't stink!"

Gu Yan: “…”

Zhuozhuo lowered her head sadly, rubbing her eyes with her small hands: "Really?"

"real!"

These two words were spoken in a deafening voice, not only to coax Zhuo Zhuo, but also to brainwash himself.

Zhuozhuo saw the corners of her mouth curled up on the water surface. She quickly covered her mouth and said in a muffled voice, "It really doesn't stink, or you really don't mind it?"

Gu Yan thought Zhuozhuo was crying and was suddenly at a loss. He wiped his face and said with a vicissitudes of life, "It really doesn't stink, and I really don't dislike you. Zhuozhuo, you, please don't cry."

Zhuozhuo said nothing, but shrugged his shoulders.

9972 knew Zhuozhuo was laughing, but it was a little confused and asked, "Baby, why are you asking these questions?"

It seems like he cares a lot about Gu Yan's opinion.

Zhuozhuo laughed in his mind, "It's so fun, Guyan, I'm afraid Zhuozhuo will cry."

Her words didn't quite capture her meaning; more accurately, Gu Yan was afraid she'd play it safe. Whenever Zhuozhuo showed a pitiful expression, a look, or a gesture, Gu Yan surrendered, his attitude suddenly changing, unable to bear to blame her.

After the little guy discovered this, he was not afraid of the ancient inkstone anymore and wanted to play with it a few more times.

9972: […? ! ! ! !]

What happened?! It’s only been three or four days since its angel baby arrived in this small world, and now it’s turned into a little devil!