nun?

Why a nun?

How did Lu Zhining become a nun?

Wen Xiaoyi's mouth twitched fiercely, "Excuse me, Teacher Lu, what are you planning to do?"

Lu Zhining raised his eyebrows and said, "You haven't seen it before? I just want you to broaden your horizons."

[God damn it, who knows how it feels when a nun flirts with you? It's even more painful than being tortured to death with a knife!]

[Sure enough, who can play abstraction better than Lu Zhining? I racked my brains and never imagined that Lu Zhining and Pei Jing would actually dress up as a monk and a nun.]

[Okay, okay, it's a forbidden love story between a monk and a nun, right? I'll bow down to this theme first. Vote for me, I must vote for this couple!]

Ever since I became a fan of Lu Jie, I've been laughing myself crazy. I laugh while eating and sleeping. My mom is willing to pay for me to go to a mental hospital.

Pei Jing stood by with a look of despair on his face. When Lu Zhining picked up the nun's outfit, he resisted.

Regardless of whether she is a real nun or a fake nun, who would be willing to take a couple photo with a nun?

Xie Jingsui was the first to take out his cell phone and take a picture of the two of them.

Lu Zhining looked defensive, "What are you doing?"

Xie Jingsui raised his eyelids. "It's quite unique. I'll keep it as a souvenir."

The two chose a pavilion by the lake as the shooting location. A lot of onlookers gathered nearby, and each of them was laughing like an idiot.

The photographer in charge of taking the photos was a little puzzled. "How can I take this photo to make it look like a couple?"

Lu Zhining raised his hand. "Don't worry, I've already thought of the background story. This guy has had a crush on me since childhood, but I'm obsessed with Buddhism. If I leave, he'll chase me. If I become a nun, he'll shave his head and become a monk. The main theme is a love story that can't be achieved."

“…”

Pei Jing held his forehead and suddenly regretted filling in the multiple-choice questions according to Lu Zhining's conditions.

It's really embarrassing to be in the same group with her.

"bring it on."

Lu Zhining struck a pose.

Pei Jing frowned, "What's coming?"

"Nonsense, look at me, you have to look at me with eyes more affectionate than a dog's!"

Pei Jing's mouth twitched, and he tried hard to do as he was told.

So, everyone saw this scene.

A nun wearing a felt hat and holding Buddhist beads was staring at the lake with empty eyes.

She looked cold and ruthless.

Next to him stood a handsome little monk.

The monk grabbed the hem of her clothes with one hand and clenched his fist with the other, staring at her straightly with three parts of forbearance and seven parts of affection.

As the hottest male star in the circle, Pei Jing’s eye acting is really amazing.

The photographer never imagined that he could take such a great film by photographing monks and nuns.

Next is the voting session, and the four groups of guests need to canvass for votes separately.

Cheng Ruicheng sang one of his famous songs.

Zhou Jisen was aloof, and Qin Yueni came out as a representative: "We are the second group, please give us your support."

Wen Xiaoyi glanced at Xie Jingsui who was playing with his cell phone, and suddenly understood why Lu Zhining said that he was addicted to his cell phone.

After a moment's deliberation, Wen Xiaoyi bowed to the lucky audience member: "I'm Wen Xiaoyi, and this is Xie Jingsui. Please vote for us."

When it was the last group's turn, Pei Jing prepared to slightly modify his previous acceptance speech and use it to canvass for votes.

Next to him, Lu Zhining had already spoken: "I know a real monk. The whole internet is my witness. Vote for me, and I'll have that master wish you great fortune!"

How is this considered cheating?

The other guests cast disdainful glances at him.

Lu Zhining pretended not to notice, "As long as we take first place, I'll let Pei Jing act like a spoiled child!"

Pei Jing's face darkened. "Lu Zhining, are you crazy?"

"What do you know? Do you want to work here and watch others have fun?"

Pei Jing gritted his teeth and thought, it's just acting coquettishly.

If I really go to work, I don’t know how I will be exploited by Lu Zhining.

It was the weekend, and there were many college students present, and Pei Jing's fans were the majority.

Everyone was excited when they heard this, and before Tao Liqun announced the start of voting, they had already run ahead of Lu Zhining and Pei Jing's team.

"Zhi Ning is so talented! Who can compare to her?"

Yang Wanxin said sarcastically, feeling a little jealous.

She thought that participating in this variety show would be of great help to her career, but she didn't expect that she was just here to be cannon fodder.

It was obvious that she was the most popular person on the first day of the program recording!

It’s all Lu Zhining’s fault. This woman is simply her nemesis. She has never had a smooth life wherever Lu Zhining is.

As expected, the group with the most votes was Lu Zhining and Pei Jing, while Yang Wanxin and Cheng Ruicheng were at the end. Their job was to push a mobile cart to sell coffee.

Yang Wanxin's face turned green. Fortunately, tomorrow is the last day of recording. After the recording, she must go to the temple to pray for blessings to get rid of bad luck. In the future, no matter whether it is a script or a variety show, as long as Lu Zhining is involved, she will never participate!

…

The dating variety show "Still Single Today" has finally reached its last day of recording.

The eight guests were woken up early in the morning, and the program team spent a huge amount of money to invite a Michelin chef to prepare breakfast for everyone.

Last night, he was addicted to playing games and didn't go to bed until three or four in the morning. As soon as Lu Zhining opened the door of the room, he saw Xie Jingsui walking out from next door.

"Teacher Lu, have you recently expressed your intention to become a national treasure?"

Seeing her, Xie Jingsui couldn't help but tease her.

Lu Zhining frowned slightly, "What do you mean?"

Xie Jingsui shrugged. "Teacher Lu's dark circles make him look very friendly. He looks a bit like the panda adopted by the Emperor Group."

“…”

Lu Zhining grasped the key point, "Your company also adopted a panda?"

Xie Jingsui nodded.

Lu Zhining became interested, "How many?"

"Two."

How much does that cost!

Lu Zhining wished that the Emperor Group would adopt her as well.

She doesn't eat as much as the panda at each meal, and her spending isn't as high as the panda's.

The cheers of others could be heard faintly downstairs. The two looked at each other and went downstairs side by side.

As soon as he arrived on the first floor, Lu Zhining smelled the fragrance coming from the kitchen.

Her saliva immediately started to flow, and she swallowed it before walking to the restaurant. "Director Du, did you win the lottery? You prepared such a sumptuous breakfast?"

"Today is the last day of recording for our variety show. Director Du is treating all the teachers to a nice meal."

Tao Liqun explained on the side.

Yes, it’s the last day, and I’m finally going to be free from this damn show.

but……

Suddenly thinking of something, Lu Zhining looked at Wen Xiaoyi.

Wen Xiaoyi just nodded at her.

Now it is time for each guest to interact with the audience in the live broadcast room, and everyone has found a corner.

Lu Zhining picked up a piece of bread, wrapped it in salad dressing, and put it in his mouth. He looked around and finally picked up his phone and went to the bathroom.

[What is Sister Lu doing? Is she going to the bathroom live? ]

[Oh no, no, no, it'll make you sick. Lu Zhining, do you really not consider us outsiders?]

[Lu Zhining, you are going to defy the will of heaven! No, did you forget that you are live streaming?]

Millions of viewers in the live broadcast room watched helplessly as Lu Zhining closed the toilet lid and sat down on it, and then...