Wen Tang and her best friend Chi Yue stumbled upon a true and false heiress novel on a fiction website. Unlike typical stories of this trope, the two heiresses weren’t pitted against each other�...
Chapter 51: Women can be scary when they get greasy
Gu Jin ran very fast, as if there was a ghost chasing him.
She is really scared!
She was really afraid that if she ran slower, these two plague gods would follow her to her home!
As for the shocking remarks made by these two plague gods, she had no idea what her three daughters-in-law would think after hearing them.
As the saying goes, three women make a play. By then, she will probably be living on the stage every day.
Damn it, she couldn’t even imagine what those days would be like!
These two plague gods just want to provoke her, so she has to run faster.
Gu Jin ran out of the yard quickly and met Gu Yanli who had just returned from outside at the door of the yard.
Gu Yanli was holding a bunch of things in his hands, and he called her "Auntie" affectionately, and it seemed that he was going to bend down to give her something.
But Gu Jin just glared at his nephew, and then when he raised his eyes, the person walked away.
Gu Yanli: His aunt's speed is as fast as his five-kilometer running with a load.
No wonder he has such good physique, it turns out it’s genetic.
This is the fish...
He went out again in the afternoon and not only caught some fish, but also caught a wild rabbit in the trap he had set earlier.
He thought that he couldn't finish it, so he happened to see his aunt and gave her a piece of fish to take home, but it looked...
It seems like his aunt suddenly dislikes him?
After Gu Jin left, Zhong Meixian also stood up instead of sitting with Wen Tang and Chi Yue.
Just then, he saw his son coming back and immediately went to meet him, "Why do you have so many things?"
Gu Yanli lifted up a gray rabbit weighing several kilograms and said, "Yes, the trap I made caught a rabbit."
Gu Yanli seemed to be talking to Zhong Meixian, but his eyes passed through Zhong Meixian and met Wen Tang. His eyes were full of pride at this moment.
There was also a hint of arrogance on his stern face.
His expression was telling Wen Tang, look, your man is awesome.
Wen Tang is a little queen of supporting others. She can support anyone even when there is no occasion, let alone the current situation.
Wen Tang ran up to Gu Yanli, looking at him with pride, and held his hands to the rabbit in his hand, "Wow, what a big rabbit! Did you catch it?"
Before Gu Yanli nodded, Wen Tang exaggeratedly praised him, "Oh my God, brother, you are so awesome."
"You can even catch rabbits. You are truly a man among men." Wen Tang gave a thumbs up.
Chi Yue got goosebumps when she heard such earthy compliments.
She discovered that women can be quite scary when they get greasy.
Wen Tang is greasy now, and she wants to remove the grease for someone.
But it was obvious that Gu Yanli enjoyed Wen Tang's exaggeration.
Gu Yanli's mouth corners were raised at the beginning, but he gradually felt embarrassed, but his mouth corners were still raised.
Gu Yanli felt embarrassed and said modestly, "I just made a trap. When I went there today, there happened to be a rabbit inside."
But Wen Tang still boasted, "You can also dig traps, my God, that's even more amazing."
"I don't know how to do it either, you can teach me next time!"
Gu Yanli nodded without hesitation.
Zhong Meixian "..."
Alas, there is no hope.
She looked at her son. Others were playing with him like a dog. As a mother, she couldn't expect to be tough.
Because of Wen Tang's child psychology way of praising, Gu Yanli would not let anyone else get involved, whether it was killing a rabbit or a fish, and he would do it all by himself.
After processing the fish and rabbit, Gu Yanli began to ask his dear wife for her opinion, "Do you want to eat rabbit meat or fish tonight?"
"Eat the rabbit!"
"How about some pie?"
"Okay," Wen Tang nodded obediently.
Gu Yanli went to call Zhong Meixian, "Mom, come and knead the dough."
Zhong Meixian was annoyed when she saw his expression, and couldn't help asking in the kitchen, "Can't you let your wife knead the dough?"
Gu Yanli chopped the rabbit with a "bang bang" sound while replying without even looking up, "How can a child like her knead dough?"
Zhong Meixian "..."
"She's little?"
"Her child, is she married to you?"
Gu Yanli still didn't look up, but said something shocking, "Well, I'm shameless. I'm an old cow eating young grass."
Zhong Meixian "..."
She was angry, and she kneaded the dough in a huff.
Gu Yanli was in a good mood. After chopping the rabbit, he started to pickle the fish.
He also said, "I will catch a few more tomorrow or two and pickle them. After I leave, you can make them for Wen Tang every now and then."
"And buy some meat, too."
"Don't just eat fish. You'll get sick of it if you eat too much."
Zhong Meixian "..."
She became even angrier, so angry that she couldn't even keep her face straight.
"If you are really worried, just take him away!"
"Look at how many conditions you have. Those who know you think you are marrying a wife, while those who don't think you are marrying a concubine!"
Gu Yanli was not angry about this, and smiled as he blocked Zhong Meixian's words, "Who asked her to marry me? She has a bad fate. I am not a prince or emperor, and you are even less of a queen dowager, so how can she be a queen?"
"If you and my father are the emperor and empress dowager, she must be the queen."
Zhong Meixian "..."
Is this her fault again?
The fish was pickled, and Gu Yanli said, "I know you are worried about money. Don't worry, I will give it to you when I come back."
Zhong Meixian was very angry and asked, "Why don't you give it to me now?"
Gu Yanli did not feel guilty and said, "Not now. I have to give the money to my wife."
"I'll give you some when I get back and get a new allowance."
Zhong Meixian: She knew it was like that.
Look at him like that...
But thinking that Wen Tang was pregnant, it was only right to take better care of her, so he said unhappily, "Okay, if you're not afraid of me abusing her, then just stay at home!"
Gu Yanli also told her, "I really didn't want to leave her at home. It was mainly because she didn't want to follow me to the army."
Zhong Meixian couldn't understand. "Your garrison is on the edge of Haishi. Although it's not in the city, it's much better than here. Didn't you say there's a bus to take when you go out?"
"Why doesn't she want to go?"
"Your family housing complex is cleaner and brighter than our small courtyard!"
Gu Yanli nodded and said, "Yes, I said so too, but she said that she was testing me." He lied without any guilt.
Zhong Meixian asked in disbelief, "Inspection?"
Gu Yanli nodded as a matter of course. "Yes, she said she wanted to see if I was a capable person. If not..."
"She still wants to run away?" Zhong Meixian glanced outside the kitchen, then approached Gu Yanli and asked in a low voice.
Gu Yanli spread his hands and said, "She's young and good-looking. If I weren't a good man, she wouldn't live with me!"
Zhong Meixian felt like bubbles were coming out of her mouth. "Then you are not good-looking, although... although you are not young anymore."
"But she's been with you. What kind of person can you find after the divorce?"
Gu Yanli answered her with his own experience, "If I meet someone so beautiful, I would be willing to take care of a child with her."
Zhong Meixian was so angry that she kicked him, "Get lost, you useless thing."
Gu Yanli continued, "Really, she's much prettier than the girls in our art troupe."
"You don't know how many people follow those girls in the art troupe."
“Get out, get out, get out!!”