Chapter 21

"Brother, to be honest, I was shocked when I saw the news about you. From that moment on, you have been my idol, the person I admire the most. Seeing that you were able to steal more than 500 bras and more than 1,000 panties, my admiration for you is like the endless flow of the Yellow River. For people like us, it is amazing to have three or five different items in our hands, but you have so many treasures. You are simply the big brother, the leader, the best among people like us!"

"Brother, I wish I had met you earlier. But I didn't expect, wow, I didn't expect you to leave like this. God is really jealous of talent! Brother!! "

The ghost who loves to steal bras and panties: “…” It was surprised.

The hand slowly loosened Ye Chenyi's neck, then circled around the body and came in front of Ye Chenyi. Ye Chenyi looked at this ghost with crooked eyes, slanted mouth, hairless head and a big tumor on the chin, just like a manta ray that drank sewage. He couldn't help but roll his Adam's apple. It's very special to be able to grow like this. It's really special. Ordinary people don't grow like this. Especially his head was opened by the drill bit of the drilling machine, and his head was rotten like a watermelon hit by a stone.

Ye Chenyi forced a smile, his eyes full of admiration.

The ghost who loved to steal bras and panties frowned. It thought it was a bit strange that such a handsome man like Ye Chenyi admired him. Its IQ slightly improved and it did not indulge in Ye Chenyi's flattery. It said to Ye Chenyi, "You are so handsome, do you still need to steal like me? As long as you wave your hand, there will be a lot of people who like you. Not to mention bras and panties, there are still many people willing to sleep with you, right? With a figure like you and a title like [The Most Handsome Attack Master], do you still need to worship me?"

He became more and more suspicious as he spoke, looking at Ye Chenyi, and then said: "You are so handsome, it is unscientific to worship me."

Ye Chenyi: “…” This guy’s IQ is actually quite good.

Ye Chenyi immediately started to cry. He said sadly to the ghost who loved to steal bras and panties: "Brother 5555~ You don't know, it's hard for me too! Say my title again!"

"[The most handsome master]."

"hold head high."

"[The most handsome master]."

"hold head high."

"So? What does this have to do with you worshipping me?"

Ye Chenyi's inner pained smile mask: Sorry to bother you, maybe I am being wishful and overestimating your IQ.

Ye Chenyi said with a painful look on his face: "It's the Attack Master, Big Brother, I'm gay, 55555~ Big Brother, I like men, and there are very few people like us, and you only see that I'm handsome, but I'm poor, I don't have any life skills, I even have to scrape together the rent for a house, who would look up to me? Who would fancy me? Like Big Brother said, there are a lot of people who like me, that's completely impossible. Even if someone likes me, but he is not a man, not gay, I can't date him."

"And, and..." He shook his head in despair, rubbing his face through his black silk stockings, as if he was really in pain. In fact, he was indeed in pain. It was not easy to tell a lie, so he had to cherish it while he had it.

"Besides, I like men who are taller and stronger than me, like bodybuilders. There are even fewer of them. I like their panties, especially those that are still steaming with sweat and thrown into the laundry basket after exercise. However... however, if I were to steal the panties of such men and get caught, I would be hammered to death in a matter of minutes. 55555~ The first time I was so bold and immature that I did such a thing, I was sent to a place where I received free food and lodging to receive education. Brother, I'm so miserable! I was arrested the first time I committed a crime!"

"So when I saw your deeds, I really, really, really admired you! Even though you are dead, it cannot change your great image in my heart. You are the most sacred idol in my heart! Just like Qiao Baoke in the eyes of basketball players, and Shi Yamai in the eyes of singing and dancing stars."

"Little brother, your professional level is not good enough. But since you like the sweaty panties of bodybuilders after exercise, why are you wearing black stockings now? Usually only girls would wear this, right?" The ghost who loved to steal bras and panties still had some doubts about Ye Chenyi, but at this time its tone was very good, and it had a relaxed smile on its face without even realizing it.

Ye Chenyi was full of joy in his heart.

He's not that stupid, okay?

However, now he has to pretend to be a BT in order to survive. His gay friend, the playboy who cheated on JJ, who he contacts once every three to five months, has written several books about pretending to be a scumbag. Perhaps he can broaden his thinking and write about pretending to be a BT. He can provide very specific materials.

This is getting off topic. When he heard the ghost who loved to steal bras and panties ask him this, his facial features could immediately show his collapse and sadness through his black stockings.

"Brother, to be honest, just like you like bras and panties, I like the panties of bodybuilders that are covered with sweat after exercise, and, and..." He felt extremely difficult inside, but said in a particularly obscene manner, "The way they wear black stockings."

"Brother, for BTs like us, don't you think your target audience is much larger than mine? I have to find that person to be a bodybuilder, gay, and like to wear black stockings. I can't pick one out of millions of people. I can only imagine what they look like, and buy some black stockings that have never been worn by anyone to comfort myself. 55555~ I'm really miserable, brother. For a BT like me, I will never be able to collect as much as you do in my lifetime, right?"

After hearing what Ye Chenyi said, the ghost who loved to steal bras and panties was completely surprised. It patted Ye Chenyi's shoulders, and its rubber-like elongated body wrapped around Ye Chenyi suddenly gathered and shaped into the shape of a person. It stood in front of Ye Chenyi and looked at him sympathetically.

"That means you were arrested for stealing panties for the first time in your life. Until now, not only have you not stolen any panties, but even the black stockings you bought have never been worn. Is this just a small consolation?"

Ye Chenyi nodded rapidly, the black silk stockings in front of his eyes almost soaked.

It's so hard for me!

It's not easy for me to pretend to be a BT!

"It's really not easy for you. You are almost thirty, right? When I was your age, I could already choose my concubine. I could choose silk tonight and lace tomorrow night. But you can only wear black stockings. Sigh. You are so miserable."

Ye Chenyi bought peanuts, beer and melon seeds in the daily necessities area, then wiped away a tear and said to the ghost who loved to steal bras and panties: "Brother! Don't talk about me, my life is a tragedy." When I meet you, I become tableware.

"Brother, I really regret that we met too late! Come on, brother, let's have a bite and tell me about your deeds. I have always admired you. If I had one percent of your skills, why would I be worried about not being able to handle a pancake?"

The ghost who loves to steal bras and panties was held by Ye Chenyi's shoulders and walked out of the kitchen. He sat down in the living room, opened the wine, ate peanuts, cracked melon seeds, and fell into the mode of chatting, farting and bragging...

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Kids, go read "Through the Book: My Husband is Weak and Can't Take Care of Himself"! I'm not kidding, it's really good~