A rain of blood falls from the sky, the apocalypse descends, mountains and rivers change color, and demons run rampant. Civilization collapses, order is chaotic, and survivors desperately try to fi...
Li Tianyi quickly nudged her, "Hurry up and thank Uncle Kang!"
Chunyu Sisi sweetly called out, "Thank you, Uncle Kang!"
"You sweet talker!" Kang Zhonghua was completely different from the brilliant and skilled expert he had been before. He smiled like a loving father. "Girl, just remember to come visit your uncle when you have time! Gentlemen, I have military duties to attend to, so I won't keep you company any longer!"
Li Tianyi and the others saw them off all the way...
Two days later.
Lop Nur, the enemy's headquarters.
Gu Tuoba rushed in excitedly, "Generals, great news! Fantastic news!"
"What good news?" Qiao Yulong and Yi Honglie were completely confused.
"Our special unit, the Hydra, has already begun teleporting!" Gutuobafei jumped up excitedly.
"Hehe, great!" The two of them couldn't stop laughing.
Then, Qiao Yulong looked at the 145th Army's garrison, a sinister glint in his eyes, "I'll let you live a few more days!"
"Increase the teleportation speed! I want to see an army of five thousand hydra monsters within three days!" Yi Honglie declared.
"Yes, General!"
Gu Tuobafei left.
“Brother Yi, although the Hydra is very powerful!” Qiao Yulong frowned slightly, “Now that we are surrounded, it will be very difficult to break through the blockade with their help!”
“Of course we can’t rely on them!” Yi Honglie pointed to a peculiar little gadget on the sand table, a sinister smile spreading across his face.
Qiao Yulong watched for a few seconds, then burst into laughter like a pig...
Time flies, and three days have passed in the blink of an eye.
The number of Hydra monsters has reached an astonishing six thousand, filling the entire lake area.
"The time has come, let them attack!" Yi Honglie was already envisioning the scene of annihilating the 145th Army, and a smile grew wider and wider on his face.
Just then, a voice came from outside: "General, come out and take a look!"
The two were greatly alarmed and quickly followed the scout.
When they saw that the huge trench, several meters deep, was completely empty, they all froze on the spot, their minds racing.
Where are the people from the Dragon Kingdom?
"I don't know! They just vanished into thin air!"
Yi Honglie and Qiao Yulong looked grim, their brows furrowed. "Go investigate elsewhere immediately!"
"yes!"
Soon after, the news I received was the same as it is now.
"What exactly do these people from the Dragon Kingdom want to do?" Qiao Yulong scratched his head.
Yi Honglie couldn't figure it out either, but he didn't say anything and carefully observed the surrounding terrain.
As time went on, his men could wait no longer and asked, "Generals, what should we do next?"
"Go back now. No one is allowed to leave until we figure out the enemy's purpose!" Yi Honglie exuded murderous intent.
"Yes, sir!"
......
Extremely far away, at a high place.
Li Tianyi was observing the enemy's reaction through high-powered binoculars, his smile widening. "Chief of Staff Kang is indeed a prophet; the ancient Shu people have really retreated into their shells."
"The more careful he is now, the more he'll regret it later!" Xiaoman said with a smile.
"Notify Sanpao, fire!"
"Haha, great!"
The artillery regiment received orders to begin shelling.
Boom! Boom!
Although the explosion did not injure the people inside, the noise did affect them, and many people began to feel restless and uneasy.
Just as they were about to burst out and fight to the death, the shelling suddenly stopped.
"These damned dragon people!" said the ancient Shu soldiers.
"If you're going to fight, then fight! This is so annoying; it'll be over in a couple of blasts!" said the crocodile-man soldier.
Negative emotions gradually surged, and more and more people became irritable. If it weren't for the squad leader keeping them in check, they would have rushed out long ago.
The harder they suppress it, the stronger the backlash will be.
Sure enough, many soldiers who couldn't stand it angrily left the protective shield area and pointed at the direction of the 145th Army, cursing loudly.
The squad leader quickly relayed the message to his superior.
"Brother Yi, if this continues, things will get really messy!" Qiao Yulong said worriedly.
"How could I not know!" Yi Honglie said with a bitter face. "The situation is unclear right now. If we rashly send the troops out, and they fall into the trap of the Dragon Kingdom, we won't even have time to cry."
"Ugh, this won't work, that won't work, how am I supposed to lead these soldiers?" Yi Gu complained.
If anyone else said such a thing, they would be severely punished even if they didn't die. He is Yi Honglie's nephew, who would dare to say that?
"Xiao Gu, shut up!" Yi Honglie glared at him angrily. "Quickly appease your men. I suspect they'll definitely take action tonight!"
Hearing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, nodded, and left.
night.
The entire ancient Shu army was on high alert, waiting for 145 to appear.
But they waited all night and didn't see a single enemy.
"What a fucking coward!" the mantis soldier pointed at the command post.
"Exactly!" the kobold squad leader jeered. "A cowardly soldier is one coward, a cowardly general makes a whole army cowardly! Bah..."
The negative effects of this incident quickly swept through the entire headquarters, with various negative emotions such as anxiety, tension, and anger emerging, and even the general's intervention was ineffective.
"Alas, things have come to this, we can only let them go out and set up camp!" Yi Honglie sighed repeatedly.
"Alright!" Qiao Yulong said helplessly.
Upon receiving the order, the soldiers cheered and rushed towards various parts of Lop Nur...
Li Tianyi.
"Ghost-fearing, shouldn't we go out for a walk?" Luo Shan asked with a smile.
"No rush!" Li Tianyi pointed at the chessboard. "Checkmate! No more moves! Haha!"
"That doesn't count, that doesn't count!" Luo Shan took back his move. "I was thinking about something, and my hand slipped. Let's play again!"
"Anyway, there's plenty of time, so you'd better think it over this time!" Li Tianyi lit a cigarette, took two puffs, and crossed his legs, looking like he was on vacation.
From the shadows, a mantis-like scout slowly made his way away.
The two ignored it and continued to entertain themselves.
"The fish is about to bite!" Luo Shan exclaimed with joy.
“Not so fast, let’s find another place and continue playing chess!” Li Tian stood up, a flash of inspiration striking him. “Notify the young confidential staff and have them come over!”
Luo Shan laughed and pointed, "You little rascal, you're so wicked!"
"hey-hey!"
Before long, on another small hill, there was a large parasol, two huge deck chairs, and six beautiful women standing beside them.
They kept massaging Li Tianyi and Luo Shan, rubbing their legs, and offering them food and drinks...
Several mantis monsters looked on in bewilderment, completely unable to understand what the two war gods of the Dragon Kingdom were doing.
"Take the message back, we'll continue monitoring!" said the spy chief.
"Yes, squad leader!"
......
Enemy, command post.
"What?" Yi Honglie was both shocked and furious.
"Can you see clearly? Are they really Li Tianyi and Luo Shan?" Qiao Yulong confirmed.
Scout: "I can see it very clearly, it's them!"
“Something’s definitely up to no good. Keep a close eye on their movements.” Yi Honglie turned around. “Order everyone to the highest level of combat readiness. I want to see what these two can come up with!”
The messenger left.
“Brother Yi, I don’t think this matter is so simple!” Qiao Yulong pointed to the map. “Look. Although this place looks big, many places are not suitable for stationing troops. Once they completely seal off the surrounding area, we will become trapped beasts.”
"I want to send a force to probe and find out their strategic intentions!"
"I fully support you!" Yi Honglie turned around and ordered the vanguard Mad Dog Legion to attack outwards.
Soon, thousands of rabid dogs marched towards the 145th Army's command post...
Just as they drew near, a barrage of shells came flying from afar.
The rabid dog pack suffered extremely heavy casualties.
Yi Honglie was actually quite pleased. "Order the forward troops to take over their command post!"
“Ninth Uncle, I’ll go myself!” Yi Gu said.
"Looking forward to your good news!"
Yi Gu nodded and led his men toward the command post...
"Why is there not a single person here?" Yi Gu was completely dumbfounded.
"General, I don't know either!" the confidant said with a bitter face. "We originally thought that with their heavy artillery fire, this place must be of utmost importance. Who would have thought that this place is an empty city?"
"This is bad!" Yi Gu exclaimed anxiously. "Retreat immediately, quickly!"
The main force scrambled away from the command post, not only avoiding artillery fire but also finding the surroundings unusually quiet, as if no one had ever been there.
"General, are we overthinking this?" The confidant pointed into the distance. "I suspect the enemy has set up a decoy to escape without taking any damage!"
"That makes sense!"
Yi Gu was unsure about the matter and could only report it.
Qiao Yulong and Yi Honglie were completely dumbfounded and couldn't understand what they were doing.
"Pass the word down, be careful. I don't believe they'll give up such a large piece of land so easily!" Qiao Yulong frowned.
"We'll take turns resting tonight and keep an eye on the front lines!" Yi Honglie was furious.
“I’ll come for the first half of the night, and you can relieve me for the second half!” Qiao Yulong.
Night falls.
Li Tianyi suddenly jumped up from the recliner, grabbed the communicator, and shouted, "Sanpao, time to go to work!"
"Yes, Brother Tian!" Sanpao was extremely excited.
Whoosh, whoosh!
Two superconducting heavy artillery shells landed in unoccupied locations.
The massive explosion terrified the ancient Shu people, who all prepared for battle.
However, more than ten minutes had passed, and the 145th Army had not taken any further action.
"Damn it, what the hell are these damned Chinese people trying to do?" the crocodile-man soldier was furious.
"They dare not fight, yet they fire a couple of shots every now and then. What kind of nonsense is this?" The mantis monster wanted to eat people.
"If they won't fight, should we not fight either?" The ancient Shu squad leader was furious, waving his hand behind him. "Let's go, charge over there and kill that Li Tianyi!"
"Yes, kill him!"
A squad leader is now more powerful than a general, with nearly 20,000 men following him.
They stormed to the spot in the daytime, but they didn't see a single person, not even an ant.
"Ah, these despicable Chinese!"
"Holy crap!"
"Damn it, who are these people? I'm speechless!"
More than 20,000 people were present, and the air was filled with curses.
With such a commotion, it was impossible for Li Tianyi and Luo Shan not to hear it. Instead of being angry, they looked at the enemy group with a playful expression.
As time went by, the insults were no longer heard.
"Alpha Wolf, come here!" Li Tianyi said with a smile.
"Great!" Luo Shan took out his communicator. "Wang Erzhu, wake them up to pee!"
"Hehe, got it!" Wang Erzhu replied, then raised the artillery flag. "Fire!"
Countless shells rained down on the enemy like locusts.
Although the explosion was loud, it didn't kill many people, but there were countless minor injuries.
"So many people are injured, they're all busy. Let's go get some late-night snacks!" Li Tianyi grinned slyly.
"Okay!" Luo Shan's smile gradually deepened...