Alternative Title: 男團選秀，吃瓜爆紅
Author: 三無是萌點
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-09-05
Updated: 2025-09-05
[Main story completed, extras updated daily~]
Journalism student Yi Jingchen was bound to an unethical system that forced him to participate in an idol survival show to debut as the center.
Yi Jingchen: "Can you help me debut as the center?"
System: "No, I'm just a gossip system. I can let you get shocking entertainment industry gossip anytime, anywhere!"
Yi Jingchen, who was terrible at both singing and dancing: How can I debut as the center by just gossiping!!!
When Yi Jingchen gossips, the whole world can hear his inner thoughts.
During the initial evaluation, Yi Jingchen pretended to be a stage backdrop, secretly gossiping.
[I heard that the multi-national mixed-race top idol mentor has always maintained a single persona, but actually has two illegitimate children.]
[Moreover, his illegitimate children look exactly like him before his plastic surgery.]
[Even more exciting is that the two illegitimate children are not from the same mother...]
The top idol mentor's face changed dramatically: "A!! You go to Class A immediately!!"
Yi Jingchen took his seat in Class A and saw a fair-skinned, trainee from a nurturing system come onto the stage.
[WTF! What medical miracle? He's actually pregnant!]
[Oh, he's intersex, then it's fine.]
[I really want to know who the child's father is. There are hundreds of people in their group, could it be 108 babies in one pregnancy?]
The production team panicked, quickly escorted that trainee off the stage, and announced his immediate withdrawal from the competition.
At the performance venue, other trainees were busy flattering fans, seeking camera time, and engaging in "bromance" (selling 'BL' vibes).
Yi Jingchen hid in a corner, relishing all the gossip in the world.
[Last night, popular trainees A and B slipped into the same restroom, and 'uh-huh ah-ah' sounds came from inside...]
Halfway through his gossip, Yi Jingchen noticed an eerie silence around him.
He looked up—
Wait, why is everyone looking at me with expectant eyes?
On the final night, gossip-loving netizens across the entire internet were voting for Yi Jingchen, helping him debut as the center.
"Yi Jingchen is a chosen idol!"
"Send the God of Gossip into the entertainment industry, becoming a walking 'house-collapse' appraiser!" (House-collapse refers to idols' scandals).
"Tremble, domestic entertainment!"