What's it like to be pampered by eight mutated cat cubs + N powerful ability users and witness the crematorium moment of your toxic family in the apocalypse? Qiao He says: Awesome~
Seriou...
As Qiao He stepped out of the villa, she suddenly saw a row of luxury cars parked in front of her house. Two rows of men in black surrounded one of the cars, and the moment they saw Qiao He come out, they shouted in unison, "Welcome, young madam! The master has been waiting for you in the car for a long time!"
The next second, the man in black respectfully opened the car door, and there sat a… in the back of the extended luxury car.
A middle-aged man who's like a pig!
At that age, he could be Qiao He's father?
Qiao He stood there, completely dumbfounded.
Qiao He watched as the greasy old man winked at her, flashing a cool and arrogant Nike smile that looked like it was about to pierce the roof of the car.
"Wife, I'm your husband! Hurry up and get in the car, my beautiful wife, let's go home and do some naughty things." Mr. Li, with a cigar in his mouth and a face full of fat, almost made Qiao He vomit up her dinner from the night before.
She held back.
Food should not be wasted!
Even if this greasy, fat old man is disgusting, you can't vomit!
"What the hell?" Qiao He twitched her lips, thinking to herself, how could there be such a middle-aged man in this world?
"What! Madam, you don't recognize our CEO Li? He's the heir to the Li Group! The most prestigious CEO right now! Madam, the Qiao family has already received a dowry of 500,000 from our CEO Li. You're now one of our master's women!"
"Young Madam, please get in the car quickly." The man in black continued to invite Qiao He into the car.
Upon hearing this, Qiao He understood.
There was indeed a Mr. Li in her past life, but it was a very long time ago, and Mr. Li didn't leave any deep memories in Qiao He's life.
So Qiao He naturally forgot about him.
"I am not your mistress, nor am I the wife of your pig-like master!" Qiao He said coldly, showing no respect for President Li.
Upon hearing this, Mr. Li's cigar nearly burst open. Before he could even speak, the dog-like man in black glared at him and said, "What are you saying, young madam! Our master is very fond of you, please don't be ungrateful!"
Mr. Li nodded in satisfaction, signaling the man in black to continue: "So, you'd better get in the car and follow the master. From now on, you, Qiao He, are Mr. Li's second wife!"
Qiao He: "..."
"You gave a dowry of 500,000?" Qiao He asked in a cold voice.
The man in black, who was Mr. Li's mouth double, immediately said, "Yes, five hundred thousand! You are already the respected Mrs. Li, this is an opportunity you can't miss. The line of women who want to become Mrs. Li is so long it's practically stretched to the North Pole! This is an extremely fortunate thing!"
Qiao He gave a forced smile: "Would you like this good fortune? I'll give you the position of Mrs. Li too."
The man in black froze, unable to catch his breath, when he heard Qiao He, the sharp-tongued woman, continue, "The bride price is your biggest enemy, insisting on giving it to the Qiao family. Don't you know I'm no longer a member of the Qiao family? If you want to marry a daughter of the Qiao family, you should go find Qiao Yuan."
President Li's massive body trembled violently. He looked at Qiao He in disbelief and shouted in a voice as thin as tree bark, "What!?"
The man in black finally calmed down and immediately said, "Our master is not marrying a daughter of the Qiao family, but rather you, Miss Qiao He. Your father, Mr. Qiao, has already agreed, which is why we have come to pick you up."
Mr. Li nodded in satisfaction once again.
The man in black continued, "Please get in the car quickly, young lady."
Qiao He tilted her head and said impatiently, "You keep calling me 'Madam,' but I've already said I didn't agree to this marriage. It was something you all discussed and decided on your own. What does it have to do with me?"
Upon hearing this, Mr. Li exclaimed, "Ah, a woman!"
It's definitely shy. This cute little thing, I can handle you!
So Mr. Li snapped his fingers, and the men in black immediately understood.
The next moment, the trunks of a row of luxury cars opened simultaneously, and the men in black each held a ceremonial cannon, which rang out in unison!
Colorful ribbons flew everywhere, some even landing on Qiao He's head.
The trunk of the luxury car was covered with a large expanse of luxurious red roses, and there was even a drone filming the scene from the sky.
The men in black said in unison, "Welcome home, young lady!"
Qiao He's eyes twitched, and she couldn't help but yell, "Young Madam, you're such a bastard!"
Man in black: ???
"Young Madam, how could you utter such vulgar words!" the man in black exclaimed urgently.
Qiao He was about to lose it. "I'm not only going to swear, I'm going to curse you all to have babies without an anus!"
Mr. Li: "..."
Man in black: “…”
Mr. Li finally couldn't hold back any longer. He struggled to climb out of the car, stood in front of Qiao He, and casually took a rose from the trunk and put it in his mouth.
"Heh, little wildcat, you're pretty wild! I like it!"
Man in black: “…”
Silence is Cambridge tonight
Qiao He's face darkened, and she gritted her teeth, saying, "Shut up!"
"What, are you afraid of loving me?" President Li smiled as he looked at Qiao He's pretty face. He handed her the rose he was holding and said in an extremely domineering tone, "Woman, take it! You're not allowed to refuse me!"
Qiao He was numb, staring blankly at the disgusting old man.
She was afraid that if she moved even slightly, she would conceive.
President Li flashed what he thought was a charming and arrogant smile, and walked towards Qiao He, his ten-month pregnant belly protruding: "Look me straight in the eye, you brat! You must be captivated by my handsome looks, right?"
"Little brat, I knew only a handsome man like me could charm you~" President Li subconsciously wanted to give Qiao He a domineering wall slam.
But Qiao He ended up throwing a big pen bag at him!
Mr. Li's several hundred-pound body was spun 360 degrees on the spot by Qiao He's simple slap, and then he fell to the ground with a thud.
The surrounding luxury cars were shaken by the noise he made!
The men in black were dumbfounded. This was the first time they had ever seen someone refuse their master in this way. Most importantly, the woman was incredibly strong!
Their master weighs a full 350 jin (125 kg)!!!
Mr. Li was stunned by Qiao He's large pen bag, and his nose started bleeding. He stared blankly at Qiao He's angry face, feeling a strange sense of humiliation at first, and then—
I blushed!
Mr. Li glanced at Qiao He ambiguously, then stuck out his enormous tongue and licked his nostrils clean of the blood. Only then did he say, like a spoiled wife, "I didn't know you liked this kind of thing, honey..."
"You should have said so earlier, my queen! Come home with me now~ My queen, I will serve you well~" President Li blushed with embarrassment. He had never awakened such a strange fetish in front of outsiders before!
Qiao He: "..."
Man in black: “…”
Silence is tonight's...