Bringing Cats Back to the Apocalypse, I Rely on Lying Flat to Hoard Trillions

What's it like to be pampered by eight mutated cat cubs + N powerful ability users and witness the crematorium moment of your toxic family in the apocalypse? Qiao He says: Awesome~

Seriou...

Chapter 261 Not Enough Brain Circuits

Qiao He was also seething with anger. She was furious. If it weren't for the geese's attack, the plane wouldn't have crashed! Bo Shiwu wouldn't have been injured while protecting them.

Thinking of Bo Shiwu's pierced arm and the bright red blood, Qiao He's heart raced, her blood pressure soared, and she felt like tearing all the geese to shreds!

Just then, Lin Qiao and Qiao Fei emerged, carrying guns. Their appearance immediately attracted the attention of many geese.

However, the largest goose kept its eyes fixed on Qiao He, trying to find a weakness in her before launching a full-scale attack!

Qiao He narrowed her eyes slightly, and the surrounding air seemed to freeze.

This goose was taller than Qiao He, and looked to be almost two meters tall!

It looks terrifying.

Fortunately, Qiao He doesn't have megalophobia, otherwise she might have fainted from fright at the sight of this largest goose.

"Ahe, we're here to help you!" Lin Qiao said anxiously. "Xiao Bo's condition is very bad, we must act quickly."

Qiao He naturally understood this principle. Bo Shiwu's injury was obviously very serious. If it was delayed for too long, Bo Shiwu might go into shock due to excessive blood loss!

Qiao He's pupils contracted sharply. She raised the spear and aimed it at the wild goose's eyes!

The wild goose was no pushover either. As soon as it saw Qiao He make a move, it flapped its wings and took flight, its huge beak flying towards Qiao He's head like a long knife.

"Grandma! Little ones! You go deal with the other geese, I'll handle this one!" Qiao He knew that the goose was very fast, but her reaction speed was even faster. Before the goose could even touch a feather, Qiao He quickly rolled on the ground and avoided the goose's first attack.

The goose's beak pecked hard at the ground, cracking the earth!

It was a huge gash, a truly shocking sight. If a goose had bitten it in one bite, it would have died instantly.

A bead of cold sweat trickled down Qiao He's forehead. She took a deep breath and said in a chilling voice, "Trying to bite me to death? Maybe in your next life!"

The bullet had barely left his mouth when it was fired!

With a whoosh!

The tiny bullet pierced the wild goose's eyeball like crazy, and Qiao He just happened to shoot it in one eye, blinding it!

"Caw!!!" The goose let out a desperate cry, its sound seemingly able to excite the smaller geese, making them work for it and even drive them into a frenzy.

Lin Qiao and her kittens were almost overwhelmed for a moment, but fortunately they were all very agile, especially the two kittens, Qiao Yin and Qiao Fei. They were both cats with extremely high agility and kittens with awakened superpowers, so their jumping and dodging abilities were even stronger at this moment.

The attacks from the smaller geese did not cause them any harm; the only ones that were more difficult to deal with were the three slightly larger geese.

Qiao He hit the goose in the eye, striking the bullseye with perfect accuracy.

The wild goose let out a few frantic cries and attacked Qiao He like a madman, using both its claws and beak, determined to kill her!

However, it was a real pity; Qiao He would never give such a wild goose the chance to attack her.

Previously, because they were in the sky, there was no way to deal with them, but now that they are on land, Qiao He is not afraid of them at all.

The goose swatted at Qiao He with its claws, making a very unpleasant sound!

Compared to the power of the claw attack, Qiao He still felt that the scream was even more unpleasant. With a hint of threat, it sounded incredibly awful. It was as if her ears were fitted with steel cables, which kept snapping and twitching!

Qiao He wanted to plug his ears.

But she didn't have the time or energy to block it now, so she immediately took advantage of the goose's opening to attack its other eye!

The instant the bullet was fired, Qiao He clearly saw Dayan glare at her fiercely, and then she actually dodged the bullet that could almost slice through the air.

Qiao He's pupils dilated in shock; she could hardly believe her eyes. The wild goose had truly dodged the bullet; it wasn't a coincidence...

How... how is this possible?!

Are geese becoming sentient?!

Knowing that bullets are dangerous, I dodged them!

Wow, that's pretty clever!

Qiao He gritted her teeth and took out a grenade from her spatial storage, preparing to let the wild goose experience the wickedness of the world.

And just how cunning are humans?

Then Qiao He lured the goose away to an open area, where he suddenly attacked it with a grenade.

The wild goose was unaware of the grenade's power. It had intended to dodge, but Qiao He was too fast, so the grenade hit it.

Goose: Hmm? It doesn't hurt. Could it be that this isn't something that attacks people, but something to eat?

The wild goose wasn't quite right in the head; it thought this thing was food that Qiao He had fed it again.

So he immediately opened his mouth and took a big bite, putting the grenade in his mouth.

Qiao He: "???" It really came without any effort. I don't know if this wild goose is smart or stupid.

But since things have come to this, we can only blame the goose for being too foolish.

They were stupid enough to fight them, thinking those grenades were edible.

Qiao He smiled coldly, silently muttering, "Three."

"two……"

"one!"

Bang!

The loud noise startled birds and other animals within a radius of several kilometers.

Just then, a tattered bird beak landed in front of Qiao He.

Hand grenades are very powerful, but who knew that the goose would be so oblivious to its own danger as to bite into one and eat it.

Qiao He doesn't know whether her fighting methods were better or she was just lucky.

The goose, which was over two meters tall, staggered and then fell to the ground, turning into a pile of mangled flesh.

Lin Qiao and the others also taught the flock of geese a lesson; in short, some died and some fled.

Before long, Qiao He killed the other geese that hadn't had time to escape.

After chasing away the geese, Qiao He hurriedly returned to the plane. She ran to Bo Shiwu's side and saw the other kittens trying to bandage his wounds with clothes. However, because they didn't have human hands and feet, they had a lot of difficulty bandaging him.

They can only run around by biting their clothes with their little cat mouths.

Job kept repeating, "You mustn't die, or Mom will be so sad."

Then he murmured, "But he was trying to protect us, which is why he couldn't use his powers to protect himself and ended up injuring his arm."

Qiao Hua sighed dejectedly, "Yeah, I wonder if Bo Shiwu, that two-legged beast, will be able to keep his arm..."