What's it like to be pampered by eight mutated cat cubs + N powerful ability users and witness the crematorium moment of your toxic family in the apocalypse? Qiao He says: Awesome~
Seriou...
The "Slack Off System": [Wait a moment—]
One second later, the slacker system's melodious mechanical voice rang out: [Cracked, please check your Blood Jade.]
Qiao He picked up the blood jade, and with a slight thought, entered the space directly.
To be honest, the space inside this blood jade wasn't very large, but it was indeed filled with supplies, leaving only enough room for one person to stand.
Qiao He glanced at it and realized why taking the Blood Jade was like taking Qiao Yuan's life; most of the supplies here were things that Qiao He needed to stockpile!
It was truly effortless; she would keep these 300,000 supplies for Qiao Yuan.
Qiao He curled her lips into a cold smile. She wanted to watch the Qiao family suffer a fate worse than death in the apocalypse!
That's much more fun than just killing them. Qiao He was very satisfied with this Blood Jade Space. After coming out, she suddenly had to urinate. She glanced at the still unconscious burden and hesitated for only a second before dragging his "corpse" to the toilet to relieve herself.
Sitting on the toilet, Qiao He asked, "[System of Dodging Despair, once this Blood Jade is unlocked, will it be mine?]"
The "Slack Off System": [What else can you do?]
Ignoring the cold, mechanical voice of the "Slacking Off System," Qiao He continued with a chuckle: "Can it be upgraded later? Don't novels often have those space upgrades! Making it bigger and more powerful!"
The "Slacking Off System": [Heh.]
Qiao He: ? ? ?
Huh? What the heck is this?! This "give up" system is really making me want to punch it!
However, since it could reward itself with supplies, Qiao He's fire was extinguished instantly.
"So, you can't?" Qiao He asked tentatively.
The "Playing it Off" system said calmly: "First of all, this system is not the Omnipotent Shop; secondly, this system is not Doraemon's..."
Qiao He blushed with embarrassment: [Okay, okay, I got it! But then give me some advice! I want to stockpile supplies, but how am I supposed to stockpile if the Blood Jade can't be upgraded?!]
The "Slacking Off" System: [No need to rush, just slack off and you're done.]
Qiao He: "..."
She does want to start a business, but she gets anxious every day if she doesn't stock up on supplies. She can't sleep well at this time either.
Qiao He took out a tissue to wipe her bottom, but suddenly her eyes met those of the little one lying on the ground.
The child had a pair of striking peach blossom eyes, with an inner curve and an outer upturn, resembling peach blossoms, and pupils that were extremely black, as if carrying a hint of mysterious midnight blue.
He looked as if he had just woken up, staring blankly at Qiao He sitting on the toilet with an air of nonchalance.
Their eyes met, and they remained silent for a long time.
An awkward atmosphere filled the air, and just then, Qiao He couldn't help but let out another delicate little fart.
Qiao He: ...
Holy crap! Where's the crack in the ground?! Ahhh, let me crawl into one!
Burden: ...
He hurriedly looked away, his face expressionless, but the tips of his ears, which suddenly turned red, betrayed him.
Within a second, Qiao He's toes practically dug out several castles, and she thought of 2 to the power of n ways to resolve the awkward situation, almost burning out her CPU! Still, she couldn't find the best solution!
So Qiao He gritted her teeth and said angrily, "It's all your fault, and those damn handcuffs of yours!"