Originally, Zhang Xudong lived a relaxed and comfortable life. Relying on the medical clinic left by his grandfather, he had no worries about food, drink, or money.
However, after a nap, he w...
"Zhang Xudong, don't dawdle. If you are a man, go to the yard and practice."
He Jingxian was eager to try her hand at it, so she urged Zhang Xudong to go to the yard to practice.
Zhang Xudong gave her a pair of mothball-like eyes and said, "Are you sure you are your father's biological child?"
"Zhang Xudong, you, you, I'm going to kill you now."
Pointing at Zhang Xudong, He Jingxian's beautiful eyes widened with anger, and even the finger pointing at Zhang Xudong was shaking as if she had Parkinson's disease.
Why are you still pretending to be reserved? I'm angry.
"Xiao He, that He girl, didn't your dad tell you that I can jump over six meters high on flat ground?
Didn't I tell you I could incapacitate six scouts in an instant?
Didn't I tell you that I managed to subdue two spies after jumping off a 20-meter cliff?
When Zhang Xudong saw this, he quickly explained that the girl should not be angered and develop Alzheimer's disease, otherwise he would be in trouble.
"Is what he said true?" He Jingxian asked in disbelief.
"He Dapao must be stupid to lie to his own daughter."
Zhang Xudong was speechless.
"Why didn't you fight back when I hit you before?"
Can Zhang Xudong say that because that was the original owner, he had no chance to fight back?
The original owner can't beat you even if he fights you, and he can't outrun you even if he runs away from you.
If I don't let you beat me, can I still go home for the New Year? But I can't say that. I can only say:
"I'm finally tickled by someone, why would I fight back? Are you bored?"
"You, you..." He Jingxian lay down on the table and started crying before she could even finish her sentence.
Zhang Xudong was stunned. Could Little Lajiao cry?
This is a wonder that only happens once in a thousand years!
But why is Little Pepper crying? She is telling the truth!
"Brother, you won't be able to marry a sister-in-law like this."
Zhang Xiyan took advantage of the situation and stabbed her brother with a poisoned steel knife.
"Who is your sister-in-law?" Zhang Xudong asked his sister with a frown on his face.
Zhang Xiyan speechlessly gave her silly brother a pair of sanitary balls and carried the two puppies to the yard. This brother himself didn't want them anymore.
Zhang Xudong was speechless and asked the heavens, "Am I wrong? What's wrong with all these people?"
But this isn't a big deal, is it? They came all the way to give the dog away, and it's not human to treat them to tears.
"Hey, He girl, can you shoot a gun?" Zhang Xudong finally asked helplessly.
Zhang Xiyan, who was sitting outside the door eavesdropping on the movements inside the house, fell to the ground after hearing what her brother said.
Is it possible for me to have a sister-in-law in the future?
He Jingxian, who was lying on the table crying in agony, immediately sat up straight when she heard the word "shooting".
There's no need to wipe my face, it's dry. It's so hot, and my tears are instantly dried up in the sun.
"Of course I can shoot a gun. Do you have a gun?"
"Yes, both long and short ones."
"You got bullets?"
"Yes, enough for you to wipe out all the wild boars in the mountains."
"Why waste time talking? Grab your weapons and go!"
Zhang Xiyan, who had just climbed up from the ground, fell to the ground again with a "bang".
What kind of crazy train of thought is this? I, a baby, can’t understand it!
Zhang Xudong took out his precious backpack and put his guns, cannons and Tang swords in it.
He pretended to go to the kitchen and get some seasoning and honey.
"Student He, let's go. I'll take you hunting today and make you a barbecue treat."
"What is barbecue?"
"Barbecue is what it means, it's about lighting a fire and grilling food."
Zhang Xudong wanted to go up the mountain to make a barbecue to entertain He Jingxian.
You definitely can't eat it in the village. The aroma will draw public outrage! If you want to eat good food, you can only go to the mountains.
"Zhang Xiyan, when grandma comes back, tell her that your sister He and I went up the mountain to practice shooting, so don't leave any food for us.
Ask grandma to cook yesterday's pheasant and rabbit.
Give them a portion and everyone should have something to eat."
Zhang Xudong said to the girl who just got up from the ground.
"Brother, grandma stewed the rabbit last night and we all ate it!
"Then let's fry the pheasant and bring some game home when we come back in the afternoon.
Remember to tell them not to eat meat in our house.
Don’t tell your family, or you’ll have no meat to eat.”
After Zhang Xudong finished explaining everything, he took He Jingxian up the mountain to have a barbecue.
The two of them were not in a hurry. They walked leisurely while looking for prey.
Even if you're practicing with a gun, you can't waste your bullets, right? Only when you practice with a living creature can you truly master the art of shooting.
He Jingxian held the spear, and her movements were so skillful that even ordinary soldiers could not compare to her.
"Zhang Xudong, you're quite good. This is a brand new Type 38 rifle, and it hasn't even been fired yet."
He Jingxian said as she loaded the gun with bullets.
Zhang Xudong shot back at a rabbit with a "bang" sound, saying, "This gun was given to me by your father."
"Zhang Xudong, your shooting skills are really bad.
The bullet went out, but the rabbit ran away, and you didn't even touch a hair of it."
He Jingxian would make fun of Zhang Xudong whenever she had the chance.
"This is the first round, understand? This is the first round I've ever fired. How memorable! Do you understand?"
"It was the first bullet that missed!" He Jingxian said with a pout.
The two of them played and laughed while hunting all the way.
By the time they reached the stream, they had already shot two pheasants and a rabbit.
Zhang Xudong also picked some mushrooms, wood ears and other fungi.
The two of them sorted out the food by the stream, and Zhang Xudong picked up some dry firewood and lit a fire by the stream.
"Zhang Xudong, are you capable? Will the food you make kill people?" He Jingxian questioned.
"Please remove the word 'ma', it will definitely work.
Also, don’t ask a man whether he can do it or not in the future. A man must be able to do it.
As for the idea of people being eaten to death, that's possible, but they could just be people being stuffed to death."
While Zhang Xudong was bickering with He Jingxian, he skillfully skewered a rabbit with branches.
Apply salt, apply spices, brush with honey, turn over and bake, and brush with honey again.
That guy is very skilled in his job and is more efficient than any professional barbecue chef.
Finally, chili powder and cumin were sprinkled on it, and it smelled so good that He Jingxian drooled as she looked at the rabbit.
"Here, eat it. Stop drooling at me like a female pervert. I'm scared." Zhang Xudong said sarcastically.
"Get lost, I'm looking at a roasted rabbit. What are you looking at? Can you eat it?"
He Jingxian retorted while taking the rabbit leg handed to her by Zhang Xudong.
But as soon as He Jingxian took the rabbit leg, her eyes widened and she rushed towards Zhang Xudong with a look of horror, knocking Zhang Xudong to the ground.
Zhang Xudong was just about to say, "Doesn't it want the rabbit legs? Why does it want to eat me?"
After hearing the sound of a gunshot, He Jingxian lay on herself motionless.
And Zhang Xudong below had his face covered in blood.