Originally, Zhang Xudong lived a relaxed and comfortable life. Relying on the medical clinic left by his grandfather, he had no worries about food, drink, or money.
However, after a nap, he w...
Zhang Xudong felt a little annoyed as he looked at the group of monkeys jumping and making a lot of noise in front of him.
If there are any problems, we can bring them up and discuss them. If there are any conditions, we can bring them up and discuss them. Can you guys solve the problem by jumping around like this? Isn't this just a monkey trick?
Zhang Xudong was annoyed by the noise of the monkeys, so he raised his gun and fired a shot into the air.
With a snap, the world became quiet. The monkeys stopped shouting and jumping, staring at Zhang Xudong with angry and unwilling eyes.
Zhang Xudong blew on the muzzle of his gun coquettishly and sat down cross-legged on the ground. Negotiations should be conducted in a negotiating manner; standing still means preparing for a fight.
Zhang Xudong held the turtle box in his right hand, and with his left hand he first pointed at the Monkey King, then pointed at the ground in front of him, and finally pointed at himself.
"You sit down too, and let's talk. Do you understand what I mean?" Zhang Xudong said to the Monkey King.
The Monkey King looked at himself, then at the ground, and finally at Zhang Xudong. Confused, he yelled at Zhang Xudong.
Zhang Xudong saw this and realized, this isn't going to work. They're talking in different languages, and they're not on the same wavelength. It seems like he has to use his ultimate move.
A piece of sugarcane suddenly appeared out of thin air in Zhang Xudong's empty left hand and was held steadily in his hand.
Zhang Xudong placed the turtle box on his lap, freeing his right hand to break the sugarcane, but he saw the monkeys on the opposite side, led by the monkey king, kneeling on the ground.
Zhang Xudong was stunned for a moment before bursting into laughter. They must have thought I was their ancestor, their eldest brother.
Zhang Xudong didn't care why the monkeys knelt down. He broke the sugarcane with a snap, kept one piece for himself, and threw the other piece in front of the monkey king.
Zhang Xudong held the sugarcane in his hand and chewed it with a crunching sound.
The monkey king was startled by the sugar cane thrown at him, then he looked up and saw Zhang Xudong eating it with a sweet look on his face. He picked up the sugar cane, squatted down and started to chew it like Zhang Xudong. We old monkeys can't sit cross-legged, so we can only squat.
After taking a bite, the Monkey King showed a look of surprise on his face.
Zhang Xudong knew that things were going to be settled when he saw it. He then took out a bundle of sugarcane from the space and threw it to the Monkey King, pointing to the group of monkeys behind him.
This time the Monkey King was smart. In order not to delay his eating of sugarcane, he picked out a few stronger monkeys from the group.
The Monkey King yelled at them for a while, then picked up a piece of sugarcane and bit it into pieces of more than 20 centimeters. He let the monkeys look at it before he distributed the sugarcane to the other monkeys.
The monkeys followed suit and bit the sugarcane into pieces and shared them.
In the end, after each monkey's paw had sugarcane in it, there were still more than a dozen whole pieces on the ground.
The Monkey King sat down on the sugarcanes, indicating that they had all been washed away and became his, old monkey's, property.
Zhang Xudong clapped his hands at the Monkey King, and when he saw the Monkey King looking over, he beckoned to him, signaling him to come over.
This time the Monkey King understood and walked over timidly with his back bent.
The Monkey King must have been frightened by Zhang Xudong. He had something that made loud noises and could conjure up so many delicious treats out of thin air. I wonder what kind of deity this guy is. We, the old monkeys, can't afford to offend him. We mustn't offend him.
When Zhang Xudong saw the Monkey King approaching, he pointed to the tree hole and the half-cut sugarcane in his hand, and then handed the sugarcane to the Monkey King.
"I'll exchange these sugarcanes for the things in your tree hole. If you accept my sugarcanes, it means we have a deal. Do you understand?" Zhang Xudong said to the Monkey King.
The Monkey King didn't care what Zhang Xudong said. He said, "I don't understand what bird language the master is speaking, but it sounds quite nice!" He just bowed and smiled at the master.
Zhang Xudong felt a little uneasy in his stomach as he watched the Monkey King bow and nod with a fawning smile. How could that wrinkled smiling face not be as pretty as the mule's?
Withdraw quickly, otherwise we will vomit it out, which will damage diplomatic etiquette.
Zhang Xudong took the little fox and ran away quickly with the monkeys seeing him off. It's better to quit while you're ahead. If you do too much mischief, you'll be struck by lightning.
Zhang Xudong moved away from the monkey group and looked back to see that he was not being followed. Only then did he calm down his pounding heart.
After all this trouble, it’s already past five o’clock. There’s no time to go anywhere else, so let’s go home quickly.
Zhang Xundong quickened his pace and returned home before seven o'clock.
Walking into the yard, I saw that every single one of the brigade cadres, plus the secretary who was older and rarely showed up, and three team leaders, eight people in total, were squatting neatly in their own yard. There were too many people, not enough stools, so everyone just squatted.
"I'm wondering if you guys have come to the wrong place. Why is the meeting being held at our house?" Zhang Xudong asked in confusion.
Third Grandpa knocked his pipe on the ground and said angrily, "Can you say anything good from your mouth? We are here to tell you that grandma asked her to be the custodian of the brigade."
"Third Grandpa, do you have to make such a big fuss about this? Can't you just come over and ask? If my grandma wants to do it, she can do it. If she doesn't want to do it, she can just not do it."
Grandma said, "Dongzi, you don't let me work in the fields, and I'm bored staying at home all day, so I took this job."
"Grandma, you'd better think about it carefully. It's not easy to get on this pirate ship, but it's difficult to get off." Zhang Xudong said to his grandmother.
"What are you talking about, you little bastard? What is a pirate ship?\u0027According to you, all of us sitting here are thieves? You deserve to be beaten." Third Grandpa scolded.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, I'm just talking nonsense, I'm just making an analogy, an analogy."
Zhang Xudong quickly apologized to them. A joke in his past life could lead to serious consequences in this era. Especially after a few years, he must be more careful with his words. He must be more careful in the future.
Third Grandpa's expression looked better then, and he spoke again.
"Xudong, there's something we can't agree on, and I'd like to hear your opinion."
When Zhang Xudong heard what his third grandfather said, he started to rub his teeth.
This matter is definitely not simple, otherwise Third Uncle wouldn't have called Kai Xudong instead of Dongzi.
With seven or eight people coming together, it would be a disaster if things weren't troublesome.
"Third Uncle, how can I not listen?" Zhang Xudong asked cautiously.
"Ask your grandma. If your grandma lets you listen, I will tell you. If your grandma doesn't let you listen, we will get up and leave." Third Grandpa's pass was really good.